Gordon was in the Cheyenne Jailhouse.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hi.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hello!
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Do Ты always say the same thing to a пони 75 times in a row?
Police officer: Hey, shut the fuck up in there.
Gordon: What did I do?! I start a club, then get arrested for having things for the club, and now I'm getting in trouble for being bothered by another pony?!!?!?!?!?
Police: Ты were talking.
Gordon: He was talking too!!
Cellmate: Hey.
Police: Hello Bob.
Gordon: What the fuck?
Police: Watch your language loser!
Gordon: Ты just told me to shut the fuck up!
Police: No I didn't *walks away*
Gordon: I'm pretty sure Ты did!
Police: I never say anything cruel to anypony.
At the entrance of the jailhouse.
Pete: Excuse me. Is there anypony here named Gordon? I'd like to bail him out.
Police pony: That'll be Fourty dollars, and twelve bits.
Pete: *pays officer*
Gordon: *sees Pete*
Police pony: Ok Gordon. Ты can go now.
Gordon: Yes! Thank Ты *runs away*
Pete: Wait up! *chases Gordon*
Gordon, and Pete soon got back at the station
Gordon: Thank Ты for getting me out of there!
Pete: No problem, but Ты gotta do me a favor.
Gordon: What's that?
Pete: Get rid of your secret unicorn club. It sounds stupid.
Gordon: But it's great. We have drinks, cook outs, and-
Pete: Ты got arrested for it.
Gordon: All I wanted was some peace, and quiet!
Pete: Well all Ты had to do was simply ask.
Gordon: Simply asking makes my head hurt.
Pete: Well that's something you'll have to deal with. There are sometimes when Ты have to think of others. If Ты keep thinking about yourself, you're not just hurting everyone's feelings, but you're also hurting yourself.
Gordon: How so?
Pete: You're hurting yourself by getting rid of all the ponies Ты care about.
Gordon: And those are?
Pete: Screw it. Why do I even bother to be around you? *walks away*
Gordon: Now I know the feeling *walks away*
Gordon went to everypony
Gordon: I wanna apologize for being mean to you. Can Ты all forgive me?
Jeff: No.
Gordon: Holy shit! I just apologized!
Jeff: *laughs* Just joking with Ты Gordon. Of course we forgive you.
Hawkeye: Ты may be an asshole at times, but deep down, you're a good pony.
Coffee Creme: I still don't understand why Ты hate steam engines.
Gordon: I don't hate them, I just think diesels are better.
Hawkeye: Well, let me just say that these steam engines will never be replaced!
Ten years later
Hawkeye: *sees diesels* Great. Ten years ago, I сказал(-а) some things that would eventually become a lie.
The end
On the Далее episode of ponies on the rails
Bartholomew conducts Hawkeye's train.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hi.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hello!
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Do Ты always say the same thing to a пони 75 times in a row?
Police officer: Hey, shut the fuck up in there.
Gordon: What did I do?! I start a club, then get arrested for having things for the club, and now I'm getting in trouble for being bothered by another pony?!!?!?!?!?
Police: Ты were talking.
Gordon: He was talking too!!
Cellmate: Hey.
Police: Hello Bob.
Gordon: What the fuck?
Police: Watch your language loser!
Gordon: Ты just told me to shut the fuck up!
Police: No I didn't *walks away*
Gordon: I'm pretty sure Ты did!
Police: I never say anything cruel to anypony.
At the entrance of the jailhouse.
Pete: Excuse me. Is there anypony here named Gordon? I'd like to bail him out.
Police pony: That'll be Fourty dollars, and twelve bits.
Pete: *pays officer*
Gordon: *sees Pete*
Police pony: Ok Gordon. Ты can go now.
Gordon: Yes! Thank Ты *runs away*
Pete: Wait up! *chases Gordon*
Gordon, and Pete soon got back at the station
Gordon: Thank Ты for getting me out of there!
Pete: No problem, but Ты gotta do me a favor.
Gordon: What's that?
Pete: Get rid of your secret unicorn club. It sounds stupid.
Gordon: But it's great. We have drinks, cook outs, and-
Pete: Ты got arrested for it.
Gordon: All I wanted was some peace, and quiet!
Pete: Well all Ты had to do was simply ask.
Gordon: Simply asking makes my head hurt.
Pete: Well that's something you'll have to deal with. There are sometimes when Ты have to think of others. If Ты keep thinking about yourself, you're not just hurting everyone's feelings, but you're also hurting yourself.
Gordon: How so?
Pete: You're hurting yourself by getting rid of all the ponies Ты care about.
Gordon: And those are?
Pete: Screw it. Why do I even bother to be around you? *walks away*
Gordon: Now I know the feeling *walks away*
Gordon went to everypony
Gordon: I wanna apologize for being mean to you. Can Ты all forgive me?
Jeff: No.
Gordon: Holy shit! I just apologized!
Jeff: *laughs* Just joking with Ты Gordon. Of course we forgive you.
Hawkeye: Ты may be an asshole at times, but deep down, you're a good pony.
Coffee Creme: I still don't understand why Ты hate steam engines.
Gordon: I don't hate them, I just think diesels are better.
Hawkeye: Well, let me just say that these steam engines will never be replaced!
Ten years later
Hawkeye: *sees diesels* Great. Ten years ago, I сказал(-а) some things that would eventually become a lie.
The end
On the Далее episode of ponies on the rails
Bartholomew conducts Hawkeye's train.
яблоко Jack:Apple Bloom,how many times have I told Ты that Ты need to clean up your bedroom!
яблоко Bloom:Sorry sis,but I think I am going to get my cutie mark.
яблоко Jack:Fine,but Далее time,I want to see your room shine еще than a twice cleaned apple.
яблоко Bloom:I got it.Now,let's draw.
яблоко Jack:What?You think your special talent is drawing?Ha ha ha!
яблоко Bloom:We will see about that.Come on,see this.
яблоко Jack:Wow,all these are your drawings?
яблоко Bloom:Yep!
яблоко Jack:I don't beleive you!Draw me.
яблоко Bloom:Ok,but this might get a hour.
яблоко Jack:Two weeks if Ты need!
яблоко Bloom:*Starts painting*
*One час later*
яблоко Jack:Wow,you weren't laying.
яблоко Bloom:*Sees the end of her body*.Sis,am I dreaming now?
яблоко Jack:No.Let's take Big Mac,and ask him.
яблоко Bloom:Am I dreaming?
Big Mac:Nop-e.
яблоко Jack:Let's party.
яблоко Bloom:In your face,Diamond Tiara,Silver Spoon.*Parties for the rest of the night*
яблоко Bloom:Sorry sis,but I think I am going to get my cutie mark.
яблоко Jack:Fine,but Далее time,I want to see your room shine еще than a twice cleaned apple.
яблоко Bloom:I got it.Now,let's draw.
яблоко Jack:What?You think your special talent is drawing?Ha ha ha!
яблоко Bloom:We will see about that.Come on,see this.
яблоко Jack:Wow,all these are your drawings?
яблоко Bloom:Yep!
яблоко Jack:I don't beleive you!Draw me.
яблоко Bloom:Ok,but this might get a hour.
яблоко Jack:Two weeks if Ты need!
яблоко Bloom:*Starts painting*
*One час later*
яблоко Jack:Wow,you weren't laying.
яблоко Bloom:*Sees the end of her body*.Sis,am I dreaming now?
яблоко Jack:No.Let's take Big Mac,and ask him.
яблоко Bloom:Am I dreaming?
Big Mac:Nop-e.
яблоко Jack:Let's party.
яблоко Bloom:In your face,Diamond Tiara,Silver Spoon.*Parties for the rest of the night*