Bells rang all around Хэллоуин town, and the mayor was driving around in his car
Mayor: Town meeting!! Town meeting!!
Ponies: *going to town hall*
Mayor: Town meeting!
Sally: *going to townhall*
Ponies: *going in*
Clown: *passes on unicycle*
Sally: *nearly gets hit* Whoa!
Mayor: *Returns* And now, fillies and gentlecolts. We present to Ты Jack Skellington
Ponies: YAHH! *Clapping hooves*
Jack: *Arrives on stage* Listen everypony
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Jack: There are objects so peculiar they were not to be believed
All around things to tantalize my brain
It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen, and as hard as I try.. I can't seem to describe
Like a most improbable dream
But Ты must believe when I tell Ты this
It's as real as my skull, and it does exist.
Here, let me Показать Ты *grabs present*
This is a thing called a present
The whole thing starts with a box
Werewolf pony: A box? Is it steel?
Vampire pony: Are there locks?
Vampire пони 2: Is it filled with a pox?
Vampire пони 3 A pox? How delightful, a pox!
Jack: If Ты please. Just a box with bright colored paper, and the whole thing's topped with a bow.
Witches: A bow? But why? How ugly! What's in it? What's in it?
Jack: That's the point of the thing not to know.
Clown pony: It's a bat!
Fat pony: Will it bend?
Clown: It'a a rat!
Fat pony: Will it break?
Clown: Perhaps it's the head that I found in the lake!
Jack: Listen now, Ты don't understand. That's the point of Canterlot. Now, pay attention. We pick up an oversized носок *hangs sock* And hang it like this on a wall.
дерево pony: Oh yes, does it still have a foot?
Witch: Is it rotted, and covered with gook?
Jack: Let me explain. There's no foot inside, but there's candy, или sometimes it's filled with small toys.
Teenage pony: Small toys?
Changeling: Do they bite?
Teenage pony: Do they snap?
Changeling: или explode in a sack?
Teenage pony: или perhaps they just spring out, and scare fillies, and colts.
Mayor: What a splendid idea, this Рождество sounds fun. I fully endorse it! Let's try it at once.
Jack: Everyone please, now not so fast. There's something here that Ты don't quite grasp. Well, I may as well give them what they want. And the best I confess, I have saved for the least. For the ruler of Canterlot, is a fearless princess with a mighty voice. At least that's what I've come to understand. And I've also heard it told, like's she's something to behold. She's big, and white when she sets out to slay with her raingear on, carting bulging sacks with her big great arms, that is so, I've heard it said. And on a dark cold night, under full moonlight she flies into the light like a стервятник, гриф in the sky, and they call her. Celestia.
Jack: *goes off stage* Well at least they're excited, but they don't understand that special kind of feeling... In Canterlot. Oh well.
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