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going inside i took a сиденье, место, сиденья near the windows at my left,i always liked being beside the windows where i can feel the wind,i stare out the windows for a bit,looking at the birds flying across the sky...so free,while im stuck in this jail

"hey...can i sit here?" сказал(-а) an unfamiliar face

"what?...huh,oh,yeah,sure...go ahead" i сказал(-а) a bit surprised

the mare had scarlet hair,a lighter shade for her мех and изумруд green eyes,i could tell that she was taller than me and that she's a transfer student because this was the first time i saw her,she was soon followed by two еще newbies who sat on her left side...maybe i had a chance to change?...or just get to scared to ever speak up and be like this forever...2 options but only one answer

"whats your name?" the purple maned mare asked the scarlet haired mare

"Liz Emeraldee" she answered returning the Вопрос to the 3 of us

"Fauna Spades" the purple maned mare replied

"Joy Sunshine" her companion said

i hesitated a bit but nevertheless,i answered "im Aurora Northwind" i answered,looking at them i can see a bit of confusion

"um...say that again,i didnt quite hear it..." Liz said,i sighed,my voice was naturally just quiet but i repeated my reply with a bit louder volume,the ponies finally getting it

...and once again an akward silence filled the whole room,looking around i can see that most of my classmates this год were transfer students...the teacher finally started as we settled in starting with 'welcome,have fun here and be nice to your new classmates' but there was one thing that caught my attention

"okay class time to do a short activity-to try to get along some new faces" she handed each one of us a piece of paper and explained some instructions
"wondering what to do with the papers? well,its simple,just write some of your qualities of yourself on them and after that i will teach Ты a song and Ты approach one of Ты classmates to explain whats on your card and if possible,start a conversation" the teacher said,smiling

"(ugh...i have a bad feeling about this...)" i thought,followed by a groan

"okay! lets start" she started to teach us the song,which i paid little attention because of the fear im was feeling-but still managed to memorize the short jingle

"♫hello hello hello! hello how are you? its nice to be with you...and Ты and Ты and Ты and you! lalalalala~...♫" the teacher started to sing,we followed her lead and started to sing to and going to our partners...i approached the nearest pony-a stallion with hair as black as coal and light yellow мех

there was a bit of silence between us but he eventually started "um...hi...my name is Bright Starstruck and what i have here is my personalities: kind of absent minded and a bit of a joker,its because i tend to ask ponies 'what did teacher said?' even after the teacher finishes explaining but i made them giggle...how about you?"

"(here it goes)...my name is Aurora Northwind,what i have here are my qualities: quiet and behave,its because im mostly quiet and just listen obediently to my teacher when she is teaching..." i said

"okay..." he responded,again,i felt an akward aura around us "(this is why i hate social activities!)" i сказал(-а) to myself

the activity went on like that until the teacher added "okay now that were done with that im going to throw this paper plane and whoever this ended up to will explain the ponies who Ты just met" the teacher then started to point the plane...in my direction?

"(oh no Ты dont!)" i dodged the plane,with the paper going to the пони behind me,she then got up and explained it with a nervous voice...it continued 4 times until the teacher decided to stop and return to the orientation,did she know about the situation im in? did my mom say?

i breathed a sigh of relief,now im safe...for now...we ended the день with just the orientation "(yes! freedom! home!)" i flew out the big gates to the trail of my house
 Bright Starstruck looked similar to him
Bright Starstruck looked similar to him
posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. Ты have to get to L.A, and Показать everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
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Twilight: Ты know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I Любовь Ты all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He сказал(-а) he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't Ты think Ты had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell Ты how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are Ты a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* Ты okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped by the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded by other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell Ты the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong день mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did Ты hear in the office when Ты tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but Ты changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, Ты caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, Ты know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time Ты even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got Ты that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? Ты seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the пони visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to дата her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be Друзья with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* Ты tell her what Ты think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, Ты already сказал(-а) that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three минуты later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their Далее assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* Ты cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger сказал(-а) he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He сказал(-а) Ты were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with Ты now, but if Ты keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have Ты fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, или chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Мотоциклы on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle Далее to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic радуга as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular день at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten минуты of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing еще tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: Ты wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask Ты a question. What do Ты know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are Ты asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the Капкейки factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another пони riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* радуга Dash сказал(-а) there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious день for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little пони version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to Поиск for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars Ты could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when радуга Dash, and her Друзья found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond Собаки arrived, they украл, палантин the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the пляж, пляжный with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and Ты Единороги can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever украл, палантин our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what Ты wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, или a horn....
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SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H Эй, Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk или something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I Любовь Ты Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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