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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of радуга Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, радуга Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 2

винная бутыль, magnum, магнум Horse

One день радуга Dash went to get a newspaper. She was very eager to read the news until..

радуга Dash: *Reading newspaper* Whoa. Four ponies in a car die? What is all this about? *Goes to Sugarcube corner*

At sugarcube corner

Pinkie Pie: *Making candy*
радуга Dash: *Arrives* Pinkie Pie. Have Ты read the news?
Pinkie Pie" Nien, not yet. Why?
радуга Dash: Look *Shows Pinkie newspaper*
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Ice Cream becomes most delicious Еда ever? Thanks for Показ me that.
радуга Dash: No, above that.
Pinkie Pie: *reading article* Ach. We must investigate.

The two Друзья arrive at the crime scene. Four police officers were there.

радуга Dash: What happened?
Police Lieutenant: Somepony killed these four for no reason.
Police Biker 1: And look. *shows bomb* Whoever killed these ponies must not have wanted anyone to see what happened.
Police Lieutenant: I gotta take this to police headquarters. Will Ты two take us there? *Gives радуга Dash keys to his car* I want to get a closer look at this bomb.
радуга Dash: If Ты say so. *Enters driver's seat*
Pinkie Pie: *Sits in back*
Police Lieutenant: *Sits Далее to радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Starts to drive*
Discord: And now, you're going to turn onto the freeway.
радуга Dash: But that's heading away from Police Headquarters. *Sees Discord* Ты were disguised as a cop?!
Discord: That's right. Now Ты two are going to do exactly what I say.
Pinkie Pie: или else what?
Discord: I kill Ты two.
радуга Dash: Is that all Ты care about? Killing?
Pinkie Pie: I'll bet you're the one that killed those four ponies in the car, weren't you?
Discord: No that was Karl, and Kyle. Those four in the car got to the wrong side of the road.
радуга Dash: Oh sure, that's a great reason to kill somepony. What's next? Ты kill somepony for J walking? или perhaps Ты kill them for traffic violations?
Discord: No радуга Dash, I'm going to kill two ponies for trying to ruin my plans.
Screwball: *Riding a motorcycle behind them*
Discord: Actually, Screwball is going to do that. Pull over, so that Ты two will die еще easily.
радуга Dash: *Drifts*
Discord: Whoa! *Falls towards Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Attacking Discord*
Screwball: *Following радуга Dash*
Pinkie Pie: *Knocks out Discord*
радуга Dash: *Floors it*
Screwball: *Follows*
радуга Dash: *Turns right nearly hitting a car*
Screwball: *Follows*
радуга Dash: *Turns left*
Screwball: *Turns left*
радуга Dash: *Turns right*
Pinkie Pie: *Rolling over car* I think I'm going to be sick.
радуга Dash: *Turns left*
Screwball: *Follows*
радуга Dash: *Driving up hill*
Screwball: *shoots back window*
радуга Dash: *Driving towards railroad crossing*
Pinkie Pie: Dashie, there's a train coming!
радуга Dash: *Drives onto train tracks*
Screwball: *Follows*
радуга Dash: *Drives onto station platform*
Passengers: *Dodging car* Hey! Learn how to drive!!
Screwball: *Following*
радуга Dash: *Crashes into Jeep*
Screwball: *Catching up*
радуга Dash: *Turns car around*
Pinkie Pie: *Pushes Discord out of car*
радуга Dash: *Hits Screwball's bike*
Screwball: *Falls off*
Pinkie Pie: Well, that takes care of that.
Karl & Kyle: *arrive on motorcycles*
радуга Dash: Not quite. *Driving fast*
Karl & Kyle: *Following радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Drives onto docks*
Karl & Kyle: *Continue to follow радуга Dash*
Pinkie Pie: Stop the car.
радуга Dash: *Stops by boat*

The two ran into the boat, while Karl and Kyle decided to ride in there on their bikes.

радуга Dash: Quick, up here. *Goes upstairs*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes upstairs*
Karl & Kyle: *Arrive*
Kyle: Get your bike on вверх of this thing, and trap them off.
Karl: Ok *Rides to вверх of boat*
Kyle: *Goes upstairs*
радуга Dash: трещина, сплит up. *Goes left*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes right*
Karl: *going downstairs*
радуга Dash: *Hides in room*
Kyle: *Arriving*
Pinkie Pie: *Heading to вверх of boat*
Kyle: *Heading towards room*
радуга Dash: *Knocks out Kyle*
Karl: Kyle?
радуга Dash: *Hides Kyle*
Karl: Kyle?
Pinkie Pie: *Goes towards bike* I'm going to steal this. *Tries to start bike*

Pinkie had to push on the starting pedal to make the bike start, but she wasn't doing it hard enough.

Karl: *Hears engine* Aha! *Goes towards his bike*
радуга Dash: *Quietly exits room*
Pinkie Pie: *Fails to start engine* Nein! *Tries again* It didn't work!
Karl: *Riding bike towards вверх of boat*
Pinkie Pie: *Starts bike* Ja! *Rides towards ramp*
Karl: *Arrives at ramp*
Pinkie Pie: *Turns bike around*
Karl: *Follows Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps onto another boat*
Karl: *Going faster*

Pinkie Pie had to brake, или else she would go off the лодка

Pinkie Pie: *Falls off bike* Ow. At least I didn't fall over the edge.
Karl: *Going too fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Gets out of Karl's way*
Karl: *Tries to brake*

It was too late. Karl fell off the boat, and towards the cold water below.

After defeating Discord's sidekick's радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie were walking towards Discord's car.

радуга Dash: *Reaches for bomb*
Discord: Hold it right there *Holding gun*
радуга Dash: *Activates bomb to go off in five minutes*
Pinkie Pie: We defeated Ты again.
Discord: Ты only defeated me twice, and Ты also defeated my teammates. *Pointing gun at радуга Dash* It's your fault. But the only reason I'm not going to kill you, is because I'm going to call the police. *Gets in his car* They're going to arrest you. *Starts car* And nopony will believe you. You're a menace радуга Dash. A menace. *drives away*
Pinkie Pie: A menace?
радуга Dash: He's not going to get away with calling me that.

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Discord: *Flying out of car* I HATE THAT PEGASUS!!
радуга Dash: *Watching Discord fly into sky*

The End.
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Holy Palladin замок - Ponyville
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Joker - What it is sir.
Deathwish - Calling us both here.
Palladin - An yes it's time for us to take action.
Joker - Ohoho are we reacting to movements now?
Palladin - Our Feudal Recreational Dictatorship is great, but Noone accept it so with assassination of Queen we may have еще to talk... He he he. Alias with death of Arthur we have еще to tell on Equestrian Concuil.
Joker - Shall we prepare?
Deathwish - Hmhmhm it's time we waited for.


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Canterlot Castle.
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Shadowknight - *sighs* this guy is pathetic.
Crimson - Uhhh.
Pearl - How this stalion can marry my sister....
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Damien - Hahaha... Easy money *drinks wine*
Jackson - Too easy.
Joel - Hehehe.
Jeremy - Ahh good to do this for some reason.
FI - Ты idiots forgot to burn security and now you're famous around Ponyville. Soon Ты will be infamous around Equestria. Ты slept well? I don't care. Get ready we need еще money and today is special occasion.

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On Road
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FI - Road F-23 Got closed because of someone going this way. Today we don't do a Heist. We're kidnapping princess Twilight Sparkle. We must get her before she gets to Canterlot. But we can't get her in Ponyville. So we hit her mid road. Exploding rails...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 3

The Truth
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*As Darkness walks inside blank black room he hear voice.*

GOD-CORE - My child. The greatest power let me look at you.
Darkness - ...
GOD-CORE - I know why Ты are here, an FOOLISH request to ask about truth but... Is that truth that needed in your life, untill that день Ты didn't knew about it and Ты were living in peace and what will change the truth about it all.
Darkness - Alot...
GOD-CORE - Will Ты change, will your Друзья change?
Darkness - No I...
GOD-CORE - If Ты want to hear a truth is that Ты are being puppeted whatever Ты do and Ты can't leave it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7
This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7
Date: January 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After dropping off empty freight cars to be loaded with wood, and steel, Metal Gloss brought the engine she was using into the servicing facility.

Percy: How did it go?
Metal Gloss: Good, this just needs to be refueled.
Jeff: We're on it.
Metal Gloss: *Walks to the left, and goes into a shed. She sees engine 8444* Looks like you've been renumbered after all. *Leaves the shed*
Jeff: Now where are Ты going?
Metal Gloss: To talk to Pete.

in his office.

Pete: *Signing papers* This is practically the only thing I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Episode 7: Oh Deer

Special guest stars

Vinyl Scratch as Brielle
Derpy as Suzanne
Didont from SeanTheHedgehog
And Spike The Dragon as Flamethrower

Julia: *Driving past a firehouse, then crosses a railroad crossing*
Tim: *Looks at the улица, уличный signs. They say Main Street, and Malpaso Avenue*
Julia: *Turns right from Main улица, уличный to Malpaso Avenue*

Stop the song

Julia: Is is true with what they say about the deer on this road?
Tim: I don't know. I'll believe it when I see it.
Julia: Why do Ты say that?
Tim: It just seems impossible for twenty five deer to run around one small area. There has...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
As soon as радуга Dash, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса were about to set their hooves into Cactus City, Pierce, and Harry stopped them.

Rainbow Dash: What the сено, сена are Ты doing?
Pierce: Trust us, Ты don't want to go into Cactus City.
Harry: Come with us. We have a house a mile away from here.

At Pierce and Harry's house, they explained to the three mares why they shouldn't go into Cactus City.

Pierce: The ponies in that town aren't treated very well.
Harry: The mayor likes to abuse everypony there, and even made a law forbidding them to leave.
Applejack: Who is the Mayor?
Pierce: Nobody knows his name, some...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Equestrian Containment and Experimental Laboratories #32
Conainment zone 3 code : red
Subject ID : 37248266628374
Codename : VOID
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Dan - *knocks on window* Hello wake up!
VOID - ...
Dan - How are Ты feeling.
VOID - ...
Dan - Ты may think Ты are monster 37248266628374 but simply Ты are butyful creation of science.
VOID - ...
Dan - ... Eh... If we can't perform the tests in nice way we gonna start stabbing Ты with syringes again. How are Ты feeling.
VOID - I have a headache.
Dan - A prince started Пение *writes something* now do Ты feel something uneasy expect Ты want...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once they reached the hospital, this happened.

Adrenaline: *Gets out of the truck and starts limping*
Doctor: *Sees Adrenaline* We got a пони that was shot.
Doctors: *Running with a stretcher*
Adrenaline: I don't need a stretcher. I can walk fine. *Falls down*
Larry: Ты sure about that?
Doctors: *Putting Adrenaline onto the stretcher*

It didn't take long for Adrenaline to get to his room

Doctor: Okay, put him on the bed.
Doctors: *Gently lifting Adrenaline onto the bed*
Don Castalini: Adrenaline, we're going to head back into Maui now. *Gives him $45,000* Ты did well.
Doctor: What happened?
Larry:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the airport

Don Castalini: *Walks on board the plane with everyone else*
Stewardess: Hold it, the seven of Ты don't have tickets.
Don Castalini: We don't need them.
Stewardess: If you're flying on this plane Ты do.
Don Castalini: We have better things to do then jacking off just to get on board a plane.
Stewardess: Go get tickets, или else.
Don Castalini: Get a ticket for this! *Pushes the stewardess off the plane*

Everyone gets on board, and the plane leaves for Kamodlawe.

Adrenaline: *Sitting in one of the chairs, waiting to reach the destination*
Larry: *Taking a nap in his chair*

Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry, and Adrenaline stopped at the Don's house.

Larry: *Knocks three times*
Don Castalini: *Opens the door* What's up?
Larry: We need to talk.
Don Castalini: Okay. Come in.
Larry: *Walks into the house with Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: Rudolph, we have guests!
Rudolph: *In the kitchen* The hors d'oeuvres are set. I'll bring them to Ты in the living room.
Don Castalini: Thanks Rudolph.

In the living room

Don Castalini: So what is it?
Rudolph: *Brings in chips with salsa, and a bottle of champagne from 1933*
Adrenaline: Oh, this looks pretty fancy.
Don Castalini: I know. What do Ты want to talk...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.
They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.
Larry, and Adrenaline walked out of the Don's house, and then they found a Beetle.

Adrenaline: That was quick. Lets go and get it.
Larry: *Walks toward it* It's so easy to find one of these cars, because it's very common. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Adrenaline: *Gets in the passenger seat*
Larry: *Starts the car, and drives* Let me know if Ты see an auto Магазин anywhere.
Adrenaline: Sure thing.
Larry: *Passes a green light shortly before it turns yellow. He turns on the radio*
Announcer: Today, when it comes to automobiles, everypony knows the facts. Equestrian cars are very reliable, but use too...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train stops at the station in Kaanapali.

Larry: *Gets off, holding the suit cases with him*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Finds a telephone booth at the station* Make the call, I'm going to get us a ride. *Walks to a blue Belleville in the parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Dials his bosses number*
Larry: *Picks the lock on the door on the left side*
Adrenaline: Hey, boss. We took care of those guys. Yeah, we got the evidence. Alright then. See Ты later.
Don Castalini: Ты didn't even let me say a damn word! Whatever, at least Ты got the job done.
Adrenaline: Yeah. It was pretty easy.
Don Castalini: Wonderful....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Don Castalini, Larry was driving Adrenaline home, when he got an idea.

Larry: Ты still want to try that destruction derby we saw earlier, или do Ты wanna do that another time?
Adrenaline: I can't pass that up. I wanna do it now.
Larry: Then let's get there. *Drives to the destruction derby stadium*
Adrenaline: *Waits to arrive*
Larry: *Stops car in parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Gets out* Ты know where to sign in?
Larry: By the entrance.
Adrenaline: *Goes to the entrance looking for a place to sign up*
Derby Pony: What's your name?
Adrenaline: Adrenaline Rush.
Derby Pony: How old are you...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Long time назад when Equestria wasn't connected yet there was one пони that survived and was дана a knight name even if was only an waiter in inn that was plotting on killing the princess. The story of creation of honorable name."

The first Shadowknight
Episode 1
"Freed by child."

Streets of Canterlot.
Dark age of Medieval.

Shadowknight - *sigh* why I'm the one that have to carry carrots...
Pony - The prices went up again...
Pony 2 - yeah no joke, we can't live with that.
Pony - Shut up Ты don't even work, Ты feed of your parents.
Shadowknight - Hm... I wonder if my father have problems with me like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry: *Driving his car with Adrenaline* Now we gotta kill ten ponies in the Mondoro mafia.
Adrenaline: Where can we find them? The pub?
Larry: Nah, no one goes there unless they're Irish. There's one hotel I know where they got lots of ponies in that mafia.
Adrenaline: Then we'd better go.

They got to the hotel.

Larry: This is it.
Adrenaline: *Looks around the lobby, as they enter the hotel*
Larry: Upstairs is where they are. We'll use the elevator.
Adrenaline: Got it. *Gets in elevator*
Larry: *Enters elevator, and hits the button for the third floor* Sometimes they got illegal gambling going on,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry, and Adrenaline went to the Don's house in less than ten minutes. They made it on time.

Larry: *Sitting on a диван, мягкий уголок Далее to Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: *Sitting in a chair* Gentlecolts. As Ты know, there are four mafias on the island of Maui. There's us, the Castalini mafia, then there's the Scaletta mafia, along with the Mondoro mafia, and the Meladori mafia.
Adrenaline: *Nods along with mentioning of the names*
Don Castalini: We checked that pony's wallet, and украл, палантин $85 from him. He was a capo in the Mondoro mafia, Aldo Gerardo. To get revenge for what he did to Adrenaline's new girlfriend,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:56 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete had the others meet him in his office. He told them about his idea.

Pete: Now, I understand that the work is getting harder, but I do believe I came up with a solution that will help Ты take your mind off of it. Games.
Mirage: Games sir?
Dan: Ты mean like hockey?
Pete: Not exactly. We will have three games, involving two teams. Everything will be set up by tomorrow.
Dan: So I guess you're not going to tell us about the games we are playing.
Pete: You'll see what they are tomorrow. Now get back to work....
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LATER:

Everyone is seen eating lunch. Pinkie and Saten are seen at the same table, Saten eating burger, Pinkie eating a sandwich/

Saten: Can Ты get the pepper, please?

Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.

Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!

Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

Saten: Fine sweetie. Ты have my undivided attention.

Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining сказал(-а) I still can't tell anyone the surprise.

Saten: (sarcastically) No way!

Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over...
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posted by Canada24
Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.

Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!

Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.

Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] Ты mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!

Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do Ты have something Ты need to say? Ты seem like you've been keeping something in.

Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]

Fluttershy: We're here...
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