Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5
Ten Cents: 10Cents
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$
10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are Ты doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are Ты at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel by the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.
Epicne$$ has joined the game
Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? Ты must be poor if all Ты have is ten cents.
10Cents: That's my name, and I'm not poor.
Epicne$$: Oh yeah? What job do Ты have?
10Cents: I drive a tugboat in a harbor.
Epicne$$: Wow. That's so gay.
10Cents: At least I have a job.
Epicne$$: I have a job! Don't Ты dare talk shit about me asshole!
10Cents: I wasn't.
Epicne$$: Bullshit, I'm reporting you.
Striker31: *Arrives in helicopter* I see you.
10Cents: *Sees Helicopter* Ты just gave me a brilliant idea. Put the helicopter- Hang on *reading warning*
Players are voting to kick Ты out of the lobby. Improve your behavior, или Ты will be kicked.
10Cents: What behavior? I haven't done anything wrong.
Epicne$$: Ты insulted me.
10Cents: How did I insult you?
Striker31: Dude, the train is coming.
Epicne$$: Ты сказал(-а) I have no job.
10Cents: I did not. Ты сказал(-а) the job I had was gay, and all I сказал(-а) was "At least I have a job." I never сказал(-а) Ты did not have a job *Jumps on train* I'm on *falls off* Damnit! *dies*
Striker31: Ooh, so close.
Later, in another part of Los Santos
Epicne$$: *Driving 30 miles an час in a minivan*
10Cents: *Shoots Epicne$$*
Epicne$$: *Dies* What was that for?
10Cents: Reporting me for no reason.
Epicne$$: You'll be sorry for that.
bdp has joined the game
Zorin has joined the game
bdp: I hate Zorin.
Zorin: Ты just met me.
bdp: I don't give a fuck motherfucker. I'm going to my garage, getting my Bugatti, and I'm going to run Ты over nonstop.
Zorin: What kind of Bugatti do Ты have?
bdp: That Z type thing.
Zorin: That's a shitty car.
bdp: Fuck you.
CombineHarvester01: Enough with the swearing, my little sister is listening to this.
bdp: Fuck your little sister.
CombineHarvester01: How dare you!
bdp: *Driving car* You're done for bitch
$Money$ has joined the game
$Money$: Man, what's good niggas?
bdp: Oh, you're racist.
$Money$: What Ты talkin' bout?
bdp: Ты сказал(-а) the N word.
$Money$: Man, I'm black. I can say that word if I want nigga.
bdp: Stop being racist! *reporting $Money$*
10Cents: *Kills bdp*
bdp: HEY!! Who did that?!
Striker31: It should tell Ты on the screen.
bdp: *reading* 10Cents massacred you.
Epicne$$: Oh, I know him. He's an asshole.
10Cents: You're just saying that, because I killed you.
Epicne$$: Go to hell.
10Cents: Uhm, no thank you. *Reporting Epicne$$*
Epicne$$ has been kicked from the game
10Cents: Whoa. I didn't think it would be that quick to Сообщить somepony.
bdp: I'm going to Сообщить Ты for reporting that pony.
10Cents: Good luck with that. *Reporting bdp*
bdp has been kicked from the game
10Cents: Alright. I think that's enough now.
Striker31: Why don't we try getting on the train again?
10Cents: *Laughing* No.