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When Jeff returned to his army's HQ in Ponyville, he saw Twilight Sparkle.

Jeff: Colonel Williams has been defeated Princess.
Twilight: Good work man. You're learning very quickly. However, there's another пони Ты must kill. The пони Alliance has heavy defenses set up in Manehattan. If we take over that town, we can take control of their stock market, and make them go bankrupt. We've been trying to take that town for a long time, but we've never succeeded.
Jeff: Who is the Далее пони Ты want me to kill?
Twilight: A general, by the name of Mazda Friscero. He's a unicorn, and knows a lot of powerful spells. I don't expect Ты to survive this mission, but if Ты do, I have one еще mission for you, and then Ты will get to fight the toughest target ever.
Jeff: I will not fail Ты Princess. *About to leave room*
Twilight: Jeff, before Ты go, I want Ты to learn about creating a shield.
Jeff: What for?
Twilight: Try to shoot me right now.
Jeff: Are Ты crazy?
Twilight: No, just do it.
Jeff: *Shoots gun at Twilight*
Twilight: *Blocks bullet with shield* That's why I want Ты to learn about the shield spell. Now go practice, and when Ты finish, go to Manehattan, and kill General Friscero.

Jeff was walking to the training room, but little did he know, Proxy would have another trick up his sleeve.

Jeff: *Walking to training room*
Proxy: *As Pinkie Pie* Fear me, und my Party Cannon!
Jeff: *Uses spell to pick up Proxy, and throws him into wall*
Proxy: *Turns back to normal* Ah, Master. Another excellent duel.
Jeff: Well Proxy, Ты did catch me by surprise. Did Twilight tell Ты about our Далее assignment?
Proxy: Yes, and it seems very dangerous.
Jeff: We'll complete the mission. First, she wants me to practice creating a shield.
Proxy: Ah, excellent. Let's get started now.

And so they did. Jeff was in the room, while Proxy was standing by another part of the room with a bunch of buttons.

Proxy: The first thing we need to do is to create the shield. Ты can create one in front of you, или one surrounding your entire body. First, let's start with the one in front of you.
Jeff: *Using magic to create shield in front of him*
Proxy: Good, now make a shield surrounding your entire body. This is useful when being attacked from multiple areas.
Jeff: *Creates shield surrounding his entire body*
Proxy: Excellent master! Now, let's get down to business. Use the shield spell to protect yourself against this turret. *Hits button, and a турель, башня, башенка appears on the ceiling. It starts shooting bullets at Jeff*
Jeff: *Creates shield in front of him*
Proxy: None of the bullets hit you. Excellent master! Try using the other shield, to protect yourself from multiple turrets. *Hits two buttons*

Two еще turrets appeared, and all three of them were shooting at Jeff.

Jeff: *Creates shield around himself*
Proxy: Excellent master! Ты can also use the shield spell to protect others. Use it to protect the nearby Nazi Soldier standing out in the open. *Makes turrets shoot at Nazi*
Jeff: *Creates shield protecting Nazi*
Proxy: Excellent master! Multiple shields can be created. Two еще soldiers have arrived, and they need to be protected by the enemy. *Makes turrets shoot at soldiers*
Jeff: *Creates shields for each soldier*
Proxy: Excellent master! Ты have completed this training session. It's time to go to Manehattan.

2 B continued
It was 12am in Ponyville, and all the ponies were asleep, except for one little pony, Score. For some reason she couldn't sleep well.

Score: Ugh!! Why can't I sleep?!?!? (Looks at clock) UGH!!!

Score gets out of bed, and grabs a cup of milk. Then, she finally falls asleep. At around 3am, she hears a loud noise. And she decides to go and investigate.

Score: W-Who's there?!
????: ...........
Score: (grabs pan) Come out wherever Ты are!!!!
????: GET IN THE BAG!!!!
Score: What?!?!
????: That's right, get in the buckin Bag!
Score: *gasp* *whispers* the army.....

Suddenly, a bunch of Colts dressed in uniforms...
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яблоко Jack:Apple Bloom,how many times have I told Ты that Ты need to clean up your bedroom!
яблоко Bloom:Sorry sis,but I think I am going to get my cutie mark.
яблоко Jack:Fine,but Далее time,I want to see your room shine еще than a twice cleaned apple.
яблоко Bloom:I got it.Now,let's draw.
яблоко Jack:What?You think your special talent is drawing?Ha ha ha!
яблоко Bloom:We will see about that.Come on,see this.
яблоко Jack:Wow,all these are your drawings?
яблоко Bloom:Yep!
яблоко Jack:I don't beleive you!Draw me.
яблоко Bloom:Ok,but this might get a hour.
яблоко Jack:Two weeks if Ты need!
яблоко Bloom:*Starts painting*
*One час later*
яблоко Jack:Wow,you weren't laying.
яблоко Bloom:*Sees the end of her body*.Sis,am I dreaming now?
яблоко Jack:No.Let's take Big Mac,and ask him.
яблоко Bloom:Am I dreaming?
Big Mac:Nop-e.
яблоко Jack:Let's party.
яблоко Bloom:In your face,Diamond Tiara,Silver Spoon.*Parties for the rest of the night*
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry was smoking a cigar with the boss.

Boss: I trust Ты enjoyed sleeping in the basement. I have some of the finest rooms down there.
Larry: Honestly, that just sounds creepy.
Boss: What do Ты call the basement then?
Larry: The bottom floor. Seriously though, there were a lot of rooms down there.
Boss: And there are a lot of employees here that work their plots off. Now listen. I have a plan on how to help this company financially. It requires brains, intelligence. I think Ты can help me.
Larry: What is it that I have to do?
Boss: Tell them that the promotion is cancelled. It isn't really....
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Link to part 5: link

After winning the semi finals, Ditto took his team out to celebrate at пицца Hut.

Ditto: It was a really great game, and I'm proud of all of you.
Sunny: Thanks coach.
Silver: And we'll Показать those Spiders what we're capable of.
Ditto: Yeah.
Thomas: Man I still can't believe that serve Ты made on the net, and how the ball was just rolling on it. That was cool.
Erik: Well, when your teammate is good at serving, things happen. Ты know?
Thomas: I guess that's true. I have made the ball land on the net a few times, and it has rolled to the center, falling on the other team's side....
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Pinkie Pie is now the new leader of the 3rd reich.
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