After радуга Dash, Applejack, and Rarity joined Lord Burlington's army, they went to meet other soldiers.
Lord Burlington: What are Ты going to do when we start attacking.
радуга Dash: Just being me.
Applejack: Yup. Same here.
Rarity: Me too.
Lord Burlington: What's that supposed to mean?
радуга Dash: You'll see when we start fighting.
Lord Burlington: Something tells me I don't want to see.
Applejack: We promise, having us in your army will be the greatest decision Ты ever made.
Lord Burlington: Why do I find that hard to believe. Well, here's a few of our soldiers Ты haven't met. Archer here is very skilled with a bow & arrow.
Archer: Nice to meet Ты three. I hope Ты don't plan on joining us anytime soon.
Lord Burlington: Easy Lieutenant. Ты won't be happy with what the оранжевый one plans on doing to Ты if Ты keep criticizing them about being here to help us stop those griffons.
Archer: Sorry sir. Anyway, my name is Archer. If Ты want to know anything about using a bow & arrow, come to me.
радуга Dash: Sure. *Sees golden arrows* That looks awesome.
Archer: Ты like that? I'll make some for Ты if you'd like.
радуга Dash: Yeah.
Applejack: *Sees Archer's eyes* How did your eyes become like that?
Archer: Long story, but to make it short, I killed a changeling when it bit my leg.
Lord Burlington: Okay ladies, follow me this way.
радуга Dash, Applejack, and Rarity: *Following Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: We have another expert named Silver. He's an expert on armor.
Lord Burlington: What's so funny?
Rarity: I have a friend who has a brother named Shining Armor.
Lord Burlington: That sounds like a stupid name. Hopefully, he doesn't get married to a princess.
Silver: *Walks over* The expert on armor that the lord was talking about is me.
Rarity: *Falling in Любовь with Silver*
Applejack: Uh oh.
радуга Dash: Ты remember what happened last time Rarity fell in Любовь with a stallion?
Applejack: Ngh. Don't remind me. She did the same thing to Big Macintosh.
радуга Dash: Ew.
Rarity: I heard Ты two!
Lord Burlington: Ladies, follow me.
The four of them went to see the expert on cannons, Kan Can.
Lord Burlington: Kan Can, stop working on that blasted weapon, and come to me.
Kan Can: *Under a cannon* Sorry sir, unfortunately, I got something in my eyes while working on this thing, and I can't see.
Lord Burlington: Just follow my voice.
Kan Can: Okay. *Bangs head on cannon*
Lord Burlington: You'll have to excuse him. He's a little... Clumsy.
радуга Dash: And Ты thought we wouldn't be good soldiers.
Applejack: *Notices that Kan Can has no tail* I don't trust him.
Rarity: Whyever not?
Applejack: He has no tail. Never trus-
радуга Dash: *Covers Applejack's mouth* Okay, remember what happened last time Ты сказал(-а) that?
Applejack: I Остаться в живых my tail, and everypony made fun of me. Nopony ever lets me forget that.
Lord Burlington: And that's it. Welcome, and I hope Ты three enjoy working in my army.
But Rarity was still annoyed about радуга Dash, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса with talking about her behind her back. She had plans to find out why they did so.
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