It was a beautiful день in Equestria. радуга Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.
Applejack: Well, thanks Ты two for helping out at my farm.
радуга Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
радуга Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if Ты get it on you, Ты can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised Ты didn't wear that farming outfit Ты made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...
Yesterday at Carousel Botique
Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit* Howdy y'all. I'm Rarity, and I'm gonna pretend to be a farmer just to impress this stallion!
Applebloom & Scootaloo: *Laughing*
Sweetie Belle: Ты know, it's actually not easy to see in this thing. I got a better idea. Let's modify it so that it will fit us!
Back at the lunch.
Rarity: And while they were making it shorter, Sweetie Belle somehow ended up setting it on fire.
Applejack: How is that possible?
радуга Dash: Fireplace?
Rarity: Fireplace.
Gilda: *Arrives* Эй, радуга Crash. Still hanging out with these lame ponies?
радуга Dash: They're not lame! They're my friends.
Rarity: And her name is радуга Dash.
Gilda: Whatever. I украл, палантин $1,000,000 from this rich stallion in Vanhoover, and got this awesome gem. The owner сказал(-а) it had some power, but I don't know what it does. Shall I try it out on you?
радуга Dash: No.
Gilda: Fine. I'll try it out on the three of Ты then. *Uses magic gem*
The gem teleported them into a grassy field. Nothing could be seen except for a faraway mountain, and some trees.
Gilda: Wait a minute.
Applejack: What the hay? *Looking around* Where are we?
Gilda: I don't know. This thing just ended up-
All of a sudden, a message started appearing into the ground.
The user of this gem has challenged Ты to a war. If Ты defeat the user, Ты may go home.
Gilda: Oh, so that's what it does.
Rarity: Ты never knew that until now?
Gilda: Well, the owner barely told me anything about the gem!
Two days ago.
Store owner: Remember, this gem can teleport you, and your enemies to any part of the past. The winner gets to go back into the present, but they have to kill their enemies first.
Now Gilda remembered.
Gilda: Oh. Looks like I remember now. We have to fight each other.
радуга Dash: Fine with me.
British Soldiers: *Arrive* Halt. What are Ты four doing here?
Gilda: Umm....
British Soldier: Ты four are underarrest.
Theme song: link
So the four of them got arrested, and were on a ship in sea.
Gilda: Where are we going?
British Soldier: To the United States of Equestria.
Applejack: What год is this?
British Soldier: 1745.
Rarity: Ты know what this means?
радуга Dash: We're in medieval times.
STH Productions Presents
Just Be Me
Episode 1: The Three Maresketeers
Based off of the video by AgrolChannel on youtube.
Starring
радуга Dash
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса
and Rarity
Also starring
The ponies
Princess Celestia
Lord Burlington
Arhcer
Silver
Kan Can
Jerry
Pete
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Also starring the Griffons
Gilda
Max
Tomtom
Porter
Lucifer
McKing
And Mike
And stop the music.
Applejack, Gilda, радуга Dash, and Rarity were brought into the docks of Ponyville on the ship they were put on.
British Soldier: Now don't come back to our country ever again Ты Equestrian scum.
Rarity: But I'm British too!
British Soldier: *Ignores Rarity* Let's go captain. We got everything we need.
British Captain: *Driving ship out of docks*
Jerry: *Sees Gilda* Griffon!!
Gilda: *Flies away*
Celestia's Soldiers: *Running towards Jerry*
Jerry: She's getting away.
радуга Dash: What's going on?
Jerry: Ты didn't hear? The griffons have waged war against us ponies. Their kingdom is near ours, and we cannot allow them to take any peice of our territory.
Applejack: What happens if they do?
Jerry: We kill them.
Rarity: Nngh. Isn't there a peaceful way to settle this?
Applejack: *Slaps Rarity* No! We have to kill them.
Jerry: *Looking at Applejack* I like your style, but Ты ladies are not allowed to fight.
радуга Dash, Applejack: What?!!?
Rarity: Well, I wouldn't want to fight anyway.
Applejack: Are Ты saying that we're not allowed to fight due to our gender?!
радуга Dash: I've dealt with many stereotypical situations, but this is crazy!
Jerry: I don't make the rules ma'am, Ты have to talk to Princess Celestia about this.
Applejack: Princess Celestia?
Rarity: She banished Princess Luna 800 years ago.
радуга Dash: Oh, right. Take us to her please.
Jerry: If Ты insist.
So Jerry, and a few other soldiers took them to Celestia's замок in Canterlot.
Celestia: How dare those griffons attempt to attack us. They will realize their clumsy decision will give them nothing, but pain.
Soldier 24: Right-o your highness.
Jerry: *Arrives* Princess, visitors.
Celestia: What do they want to talk about?
радуга Dash: Hi Celestia.
Celestia: Who are you?
радуга Dash: Ты mean Ты don't remember?
Applejack: Take it easy Dash. I'm Applejack, this is радуга Dash, and the white unicorn is Rarity.
Celestia: What do Ты want to talk about?
радуга Dash: Why can't mares fight? You're a princess, Ты should be giving us equal rights.
Celestia: It is not my decision on who gets to fight, или not. Ты must talk to Lord Burlington.
Applejack: Jerry сказал(-а) we had to talk to you.
Jerry: Uh.. I forgot?
Celestia: Take them to Lord Burlington.
Jerry: Yes your highness.
Rarity: Lord Burlington?
радуга Dash: I wonder what he's like.
They were soon about to find out.
Lord Burlington: *Sitting in big red chair* What do those griffons have planned?
Pete: We don't know. They could do anything.
Lord Burlington: Then we must warn everypony immediately. If those griffons try to-
Jerry: *Enters room* Sir, three ponies want to talk to you.
Lord Burlington: What do Ты want?
радуга Dash: The three of us want to fight in this war.
Lord Burlington: Ты three? *Laughing* This is an outrage. No mare is capable of fighting.
Rarity: He's right, so why don't we go home?
Lord Burlington: Yes. Go home, and get back to working where Ты belong.
Applejack: Oh yeah? *Grabs axe, and throws it at Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: *Ducks, and doesn't get hit from axe. He then sees that it has stuck to his chair* Okay, you're in.
In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.
Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to Присоединиться your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. Ты see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, или else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's еще like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good день to Ты ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't Ты a little too fat to be in an army?
Porter: No, that's just so that it'll be difficult for any arrows to kill me. My stomach is so big, that it just reflects every Стрела shot towards me.
Gilda: I don't believe you.
Porter: Fine. *Stands up against wall*
Tomtom: *Gives Gilda a bow & arrow*
Porter: Now shoot my stomach.
Gilda: If Ты say so. *Shoots arrow*
The Стрела bounced right off of Porter's stomach.
Porter: Need I say more?
Gilda: No. You've convinced me.
McKing: Now if you're done shooting arrows at Porter's stomach, there are two others I want Ты to meet. Lucifer, who is an expert on cannons.
Lucifer: Right-o. If Ты need to know anything about a cannon, ask me.
Gilda: Sure.
McKing: And last, but not least is Mike.
Mike: Hey!
Gilda: Nice to meet you.
Mike: *Holding a toy tommy gun* I'm going to kill you.
McKing: Mike, how many times do I have to tell you, that thing will never work. Nopony would ever want this so called weapon.
Mike: Maybe not now, but they will within two hundred years from now.
McKing: Anything Ты say Mike.
After радуга Dash, Applejack, and Rarity joined Lord Burlington's army, they went to meet other soldiers.
Lord Burlington: What are Ты going to do when we start attacking.
радуга Dash: Just being me.
Applejack: Yup. Same here.
Rarity: Me too.
Lord Burlington: What's that supposed to mean?
радуга Dash: You'll see when we start fighting.
Lord Burlington: Something tells me I don't want to see.
Applejack: We promise, having us in your army will be the greatest decision Ты ever made.
Lord Burlington: Why do I find that hard to believe. Well, here's a few of our soldiers Ты haven't met. Archer here is very skilled with a bow & arrow.
Archer: Nice to meet Ты three. I hope Ты don't plan on joining us anytime soon.
Lord Burlington: Easy Lieutenant. Ты won't be happy with what the оранжевый one plans on doing to Ты if Ты keep criticizing them about being here to help us stop those griffons.
Archer: Sorry sir. Anyway, my name is Archer. If Ты want to know anything about using a bow & arrow, come to me.
радуга Dash: Sure. *Sees golden arrows* That looks awesome.
Archer: Ты like that? I'll make some for Ты if you'd like.
радуга Dash: Yeah.
Applejack: *Sees Archer's eyes* How did your eyes become like that?
Archer: Long story, but to make it short, I killed a changeling when it bit my leg.
Lord Burlington: Okay ladies, follow me this way.
радуга Dash, Applejack, and Rarity: *Following Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: We have another expert named Silver. He's an expert on armor.
Rarity: *Giggling*
Lord Burlington: What's so funny?
Rarity: I have a friend who has a brother named Shining Armor.
Lord Burlington: That sounds like a stupid name. Hopefully, he doesn't get married to a princess.
Silver: *Walks over* The expert on armor that the lord was talking about is me.
Rarity: *Falling in Любовь with Silver*
Applejack: Uh oh.
радуга Dash: Ты remember what happened last time Rarity fell in Любовь with a stallion?
Applejack: Ngh. Don't remind me. She did the same thing to Big Macintosh.
радуга Dash: Ew.
Rarity: I heard Ты two!
Lord Burlington: Ladies, follow me.
The four of them went to see the expert on cannons, Kan Can.
Lord Burlington: Kan Can, stop working on that blasted weapon, and come to me.
Kan Can: *Under a cannon* Sorry sir, unfortunately, I got something in my eyes while working on this thing, and I can't see.
Lord Burlington: Just follow my voice.
Kan Can: Okay. *Bangs head on cannon*
Lord Burlington: You'll have to excuse him. He's a little... Clumsy.
радуга Dash: And Ты thought we wouldn't be good soldiers.
Applejack: *Notices that Kan Can has no tail* I don't trust him.
Rarity: Whyever not?
Applejack: He has no tail. Never trus-
радуга Dash: *Covers Applejack's mouth* Okay, remember what happened last time Ты сказал(-а) that?
Applejack: I Остаться в живых my tail, and everypony made fun of me. Nopony ever lets me forget that.
Lord Burlington: And that's it. Welcome, and I hope Ты three enjoy working in my army.
But Rarity was still annoyed about радуга Dash, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса with talking about her behind her back. She had plans to find out why they did so.
That night, while everypony was asleep, Rarity was thinking about how to find out why радуга Dash, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса were talking about her behind her back.
Rarity: Hmm, I can't think of anything. They just talked about me falling in Любовь with Sliver, and probably... doing Rule 34 related stuff to him, but I don't care, that's just me. Wait a minute, I got it! They think I'm a Rule 34 addict, and that's why they were talking behind my back. *Goes out of her room to find радуга Dash, and Applejack*
Далее morning, Princess Celestia was having breakfast, when Lord Burlington arrived.
Lord Burlington: Princess, those three mares are not here.
Celestia: What do Ты mean?
Lord Burlington: They left! I knew they weren't good enough to be in this army.
Celestia: Perhaps they left to get еще supplies.
But they didn't. While радуга Dash, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса were sleeping, Rarity kidnapped them, and put them in a nearby tower.
радуга Dash: *Wakes up* I'm feeling happy today, and- *Notices she's in a bag with Applejack* AJ? Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* Is it time to collect apples? I'm on it Big Mac.
радуга Dash: No! It's me радуга Dash. We're stuck together in a bag, and I don't know why.
Applejack: *Realizes she is in a terrible situation* Why are we in a bag?
Rarity: Because I put Ты in there.
радуга Dash: Why?
Rarity: Because Ты сказал(-а) bad things about me behind my back. What were they?
Applejack: It was nothing.
радуга Dash: We were just talking about how Ты were going to mas-
Applejack: *Slaps радуга Dash* Not here. We'll get punished for saying things like that.
радуга Dash: Then let's get out of here.
Applejack: But we have to kill Gilda first.
радуга Dash: Why don't we kill Rarity first?
Applejack: Well. Now that Ты think about it...
Rarity: oh no.
Applejack: She did tie us up into this bag for no reason, so let's kill her.
Rarity: No! *Teleports from tower to ground*
The other two ponies got out of the bag, and looked for Rarity.
радуга Dash: She's gone.
Applejack: It's all your fault!
радуга Dash: My fault? I was literally the only one trying to get us out!
Applejack: I helped!
радуга Dash: Barely! *Flies out of tower, and goes to another tower*
Rarity: радуга Dash, what are Ты doing?
Applejack: *Shoots Стрела at радуга Dash*
The Стрела hit the wall, and was stuck between two bricks.
радуга Dash: Nice try Applejackass! *Shoots пушка at Applejack*
Applejack: *Ducks* Ты missed!
Rarity: I must stop them. *Sees another tower, then runs into it* I must stop them before they kill each other.
радуга Dash, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса were now shooting flaming arrows at each other.
радуга Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming Стрела at the same time*
радуга Dash: Stop making your Стрела hit my arrow!
Applejack: I will when Ты stop!
радуга Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming Стрела at the same time*
Rarity: *Gets to the вверх of her tower, and sees fight* They're not even hitting each other. *Grabs cannon*
радуга Dash: Hey, Rarity's pointing a пушка at us!
Applejack: Us? She's pointing it at me! *Shoots flaming Стрела at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the Стрела into a shiny fork* A few more, and then I can have a lovely dinner.
радуга Dash: *Shoots flaming Стрела at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the Стрела into a shiny spoon* One еще Стрела please. I insist!
радуга Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming Стрела at Rarity at the same time*
Rarity: *Stops both arrows, and turns both of them into a shiny plate* Are Ты finished?
And so, they stopped fighting, and walked back to Celestia's castle.
After радуга Dash, Applejack, and Rarity fought each other, they went back to Celestia's castle.
Celestia: What happened?
Lord Burlington: Where did Ты three go?
радуга Dash: Rarity kidnapped us for no reason.
Rarity: My reason, was because Ты were talking about me behind my back.
Applejack: That's a dumb reason.
Lord Burlington: I agree with the оранжевый one.
Rarity: Why? Doesn't anyone agree with me?
Applejack: Ты planned on doing something horrible to Silver.
Lord Burlington: What did she have planned?
Rarity: Nothing.
радуга Dash: Oh Ты had something planned alright. What was it?
Rarity: Nnnnhhhh. Something related to innapropriate material that isn't allowed to be mentioned, but is being mentioned anyway, because I'm a Sex Addict!
Celestia, and Lord Burlington's mouth dropped open, and fell on the floor.
Rarity: Oh shit.
Celestia: She's a sex addict?
радуга Dash: We prefer the term rule 34. Now, let us talk to Rarity alone.
Celestia, & Lord Burlington: *Leaving the room*
Applejack: Okay, they're gone.
радуга Dash: What the fuck were Ты thinking?
Rarity: I was nervous!
Applejack: Don't Ты realize that they could execute Ты for being addicted to sex?
Rarity: No. *Thinking* Oh, right. We're in mideival times.
радуга Dash: And we're stuck in mideival times, until we kill Gilda. Now, we can't do that if Ты get us executed for being a rule 34 addict.
Rarity: I'm the one being executed, not you.
Applejack: Let's just get this over with.
Celestia: *Returns* I heard the entire conversation.
радуга Dash: Ты did?
Applejack: But Ты were-
Celestia: In another room with Lord Burlington, yes I know. So you're from the future, and can't get back there until Ты kill this griffon named Gilda. Is that correct?
радуга Dash: Yeah.
Celestia: Then I will explain everything to Lord Burlington, and the both of us will help.
Rarity: Thank you.
Celestia: No problem.
Things seemed to be getting easier for Applejack, радуга Dash, and Rarity. But the fight was about to start soon.
Everypony at Celestia's замок was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.
Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting пушка ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
радуга Dash: At least Ты got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it Ты three сказал(-а) Ты were going to do to win this war?
радуга Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're Загрузка the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: огонь the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*
Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot by cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.
Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
радуга Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: Ты three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes Ты are Miss. I Любовь mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.
So the three ponies went to get what they needed.
Griffon 4: *Gets killed by arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield Ты careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting еще casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.
Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.
Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll Показать the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.
Back at the battle.
радуга Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
радуга Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & Rarity: *Following радуга Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at радуга Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
радуга Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
радуга Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
радуга Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told Ты it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* Ты ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that оранжевый pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
радуга Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did Ты miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked by Gilda*
радуга Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are Ты going to do about it?
радуга Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
радуга Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.
The fight continued, and Gilda was getting beat by радуга Dash.
McKing: Can anypony help Gilda?
Gilda: Why can't Ты help me?
McKing: Because I have to give orders to the griffons killing those ponies.
Gilda: Well hurry up so that Ты can help me!
радуга Dash: *Hits Gilda's wing*
Applejack: *Killing griffons*
Rarity: *Hiding under bridge* I shouldn't be fighting....
радуга Dash: *Continues fighting Gilda*
Gilda: *Blocking attacks*
McKing: Max, how many soldiers do we have left?
Max: Only twelve.
McKing: Then Отменить the attack on the castle. We must help Gilda.
Applejack: *Kills McKing*
Lucifer: Our boss is dead!
Max: But he wasn't our boss. It's Gilda.
Lucifer: Oh.
The sword fight was getting intense.
радуга Dash: *Blocking Gilda's attacks*
Applejack: Need any help RD?
радуга Dash: No, just keep those other griffons off my back.
Applejack: Ты got it. *Kills griffons*
Rarity: *Continues hiding under a bridge*
Applejack: Rarity, where are you?!
Rarity: *Stay silent*
Applejack: I think they killed her. She'll have to stay here for the rest of her life.
Rarity: *Comes out from under bridge* I'm here, don't leave without me!
Applejack: We weren't.
Gilda: *Punches радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Has her шлем fall off* That can't be good.
Gilda: *Punches радуга Dash again*
радуга Dash: Oh! *Her nose starts to bleed*
Rarity: Leave Dashie alone!!
Applejack: Don't worry about her. She's gonna die if we don't kill the other griffons.
Rarity: Then in that case, Hya! *Using karate moves to attack griffons*
Applejack: Couldn't have сказал(-а) it better myself.
радуга Dash: *Pushing her sword against Gilda's*
Gilda: When are Ты going to give up?
радуга Dash: I don't know what that means so I'll never do it. *Draws back sword quickly, then hits Gilda's back legs*
Gilda: Ah! *Falls on ground*
Applejack: *Kills the last griffon* Now, we need to kill Gilda.
радуга Dash: With pleasure. *About to kill Gilda*
Gilda: *Closes her eyes*
Then, the sound of twenty bullets being shot from a tommygun could be heard.
Gilda: *Dies*
радуга Dash: *Looks at Mike*
Mike: *Carrying toy tommygun, and looks at Gilda* I told ya I was going to kill you.
радуга Dash: But this is 1745. Оружие aren't supposed to exist yet.
Mike: But I killed Gilda.
Applejack: But, you're on the same side as her.
Mike: So? She didn't think this invention of mine would work.
Rarity; What are Ты going to call it?
Mike: Hmm, I don't know. I think I'll call it Thomas.
радуга Dash: How about the Tommygun?
Mike: Hey, that's a brilliant idea.
Then all of a sudden, Rarity, радуга Dash, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса started to be lifted slowly up into the air, and then they dissapeared.
Carousel Botique, August 8, 2014.
Rarity: *Appears with радуга Dash, and Applejack*
Sweetie Belle: Rarity, where have Ты three been?
Rarity: Playing with my friends.
Sweetie Belle: Oh. Applebloom, and Scootaloo went Главная already, so would Ты like to play with me?
Rarity: Of course darling.
радуга Dash: Well, I guess there's no sense in us staying here anymore.
Applejack: Nope. *Leaves Carousel Botique with радуга Dash*
The End
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Applejack: Well, thanks Ты two for helping out at my farm.
радуга Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
радуга Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if Ты get it on you, Ты can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised Ты didn't wear that farming outfit Ты made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...
Yesterday at Carousel Botique
Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit* Howdy y'all. I'm Rarity, and I'm gonna pretend to be a farmer just to impress this stallion!
Applebloom & Scootaloo: *Laughing*
Sweetie Belle: Ты know, it's actually not easy to see in this thing. I got a better idea. Let's modify it so that it will fit us!
Back at the lunch.
Rarity: And while they were making it shorter, Sweetie Belle somehow ended up setting it on fire.
Applejack: How is that possible?
радуга Dash: Fireplace?
Rarity: Fireplace.
Gilda: *Arrives* Эй, радуга Crash. Still hanging out with these lame ponies?
радуга Dash: They're not lame! They're my friends.
Rarity: And her name is радуга Dash.
Gilda: Whatever. I украл, палантин $1,000,000 from this rich stallion in Vanhoover, and got this awesome gem. The owner сказал(-а) it had some power, but I don't know what it does. Shall I try it out on you?
радуга Dash: No.
Gilda: Fine. I'll try it out on the three of Ты then. *Uses magic gem*
The gem teleported them into a grassy field. Nothing could be seen except for a faraway mountain, and some trees.
Gilda: Wait a minute.
Applejack: What the hay? *Looking around* Where are we?
Gilda: I don't know. This thing just ended up-
All of a sudden, a message started appearing into the ground.
The user of this gem has challenged Ты to a war. If Ты defeat the user, Ты may go home.
Gilda: Oh, so that's what it does.
Rarity: Ты never knew that until now?
Gilda: Well, the owner barely told me anything about the gem!
Two days ago.
Store owner: Remember, this gem can teleport you, and your enemies to any part of the past. The winner gets to go back into the present, but they have to kill their enemies first.
Now Gilda remembered.
Gilda: Oh. Looks like I remember now. We have to fight each other.
радуга Dash: Fine with me.
British Soldiers: *Arrive* Halt. What are Ты four doing here?
Gilda: Umm....
British Soldier: Ты four are underarrest.
Theme song: link
So the four of them got arrested, and were on a ship in sea.
Gilda: Where are we going?
British Soldier: To the United States of Equestria.
Applejack: What год is this?
British Soldier: 1745.
Rarity: Ты know what this means?
радуга Dash: We're in medieval times.
STH Productions Presents
Just Be Me
Episode 1: The Three Maresketeers
Based off of the video by AgrolChannel on youtube.
Starring
радуга Dash
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса
and Rarity
Also starring
The ponies
Princess Celestia
Lord Burlington
Arhcer
Silver
Kan Can
Jerry
Pete
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Also starring the Griffons
Gilda
Max
Tomtom
Porter
Lucifer
McKing
And Mike
And stop the music.
Applejack, Gilda, радуга Dash, and Rarity were brought into the docks of Ponyville on the ship they were put on.
British Soldier: Now don't come back to our country ever again Ты Equestrian scum.
Rarity: But I'm British too!
British Soldier: *Ignores Rarity* Let's go captain. We got everything we need.
British Captain: *Driving ship out of docks*
Jerry: *Sees Gilda* Griffon!!
Gilda: *Flies away*
Celestia's Soldiers: *Running towards Jerry*
Jerry: She's getting away.
радуга Dash: What's going on?
Jerry: Ты didn't hear? The griffons have waged war against us ponies. Their kingdom is near ours, and we cannot allow them to take any peice of our territory.
Applejack: What happens if they do?
Jerry: We kill them.
Rarity: Nngh. Isn't there a peaceful way to settle this?
Applejack: *Slaps Rarity* No! We have to kill them.
Jerry: *Looking at Applejack* I like your style, but Ты ladies are not allowed to fight.
радуга Dash, Applejack: What?!!?
Rarity: Well, I wouldn't want to fight anyway.
Applejack: Are Ты saying that we're not allowed to fight due to our gender?!
радуга Dash: I've dealt with many stereotypical situations, but this is crazy!
Jerry: I don't make the rules ma'am, Ты have to talk to Princess Celestia about this.
Applejack: Princess Celestia?
Rarity: She banished Princess Luna 800 years ago.
радуга Dash: Oh, right. Take us to her please.
Jerry: If Ты insist.
So Jerry, and a few other soldiers took them to Celestia's замок in Canterlot.
Celestia: How dare those griffons attempt to attack us. They will realize their clumsy decision will give them nothing, but pain.
Soldier 24: Right-o your highness.
Jerry: *Arrives* Princess, visitors.
Celestia: What do they want to talk about?
радуга Dash: Hi Celestia.
Celestia: Who are you?
радуга Dash: Ты mean Ты don't remember?
Applejack: Take it easy Dash. I'm Applejack, this is радуга Dash, and the white unicorn is Rarity.
Celestia: What do Ты want to talk about?
радуга Dash: Why can't mares fight? You're a princess, Ты should be giving us equal rights.
Celestia: It is not my decision on who gets to fight, или not. Ты must talk to Lord Burlington.
Applejack: Jerry сказал(-а) we had to talk to you.
Jerry: Uh.. I forgot?
Celestia: Take them to Lord Burlington.
Jerry: Yes your highness.
Rarity: Lord Burlington?
радуга Dash: I wonder what he's like.
They were soon about to find out.
Lord Burlington: *Sitting in big red chair* What do those griffons have planned?
Pete: We don't know. They could do anything.
Lord Burlington: Then we must warn everypony immediately. If those griffons try to-
Jerry: *Enters room* Sir, three ponies want to talk to you.
Lord Burlington: What do Ты want?
радуга Dash: The three of us want to fight in this war.
Lord Burlington: Ты three? *Laughing* This is an outrage. No mare is capable of fighting.
Rarity: He's right, so why don't we go home?
Lord Burlington: Yes. Go home, and get back to working where Ты belong.
Applejack: Oh yeah? *Grabs axe, and throws it at Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: *Ducks, and doesn't get hit from axe. He then sees that it has stuck to his chair* Okay, you're in.
In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.
Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to Присоединиться your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. Ты see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, или else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's еще like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good день to Ты ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't Ты a little too fat to be in an army?
Porter: No, that's just so that it'll be difficult for any arrows to kill me. My stomach is so big, that it just reflects every Стрела shot towards me.
Gilda: I don't believe you.
Porter: Fine. *Stands up against wall*
Tomtom: *Gives Gilda a bow & arrow*
Porter: Now shoot my stomach.
Gilda: If Ты say so. *Shoots arrow*
The Стрела bounced right off of Porter's stomach.
Porter: Need I say more?
Gilda: No. You've convinced me.
McKing: Now if you're done shooting arrows at Porter's stomach, there are two others I want Ты to meet. Lucifer, who is an expert on cannons.
Lucifer: Right-o. If Ты need to know anything about a cannon, ask me.
Gilda: Sure.
McKing: And last, but not least is Mike.
Mike: Hey!
Gilda: Nice to meet you.
Mike: *Holding a toy tommy gun* I'm going to kill you.
McKing: Mike, how many times do I have to tell you, that thing will never work. Nopony would ever want this so called weapon.
Mike: Maybe not now, but they will within two hundred years from now.
McKing: Anything Ты say Mike.
After радуга Dash, Applejack, and Rarity joined Lord Burlington's army, they went to meet other soldiers.
Lord Burlington: What are Ты going to do when we start attacking.
радуга Dash: Just being me.
Applejack: Yup. Same here.
Rarity: Me too.
Lord Burlington: What's that supposed to mean?
радуга Dash: You'll see when we start fighting.
Lord Burlington: Something tells me I don't want to see.
Applejack: We promise, having us in your army will be the greatest decision Ты ever made.
Lord Burlington: Why do I find that hard to believe. Well, here's a few of our soldiers Ты haven't met. Archer here is very skilled with a bow & arrow.
Archer: Nice to meet Ты three. I hope Ты don't plan on joining us anytime soon.
Lord Burlington: Easy Lieutenant. Ты won't be happy with what the оранжевый one plans on doing to Ты if Ты keep criticizing them about being here to help us stop those griffons.
Archer: Sorry sir. Anyway, my name is Archer. If Ты want to know anything about using a bow & arrow, come to me.
радуга Dash: Sure. *Sees golden arrows* That looks awesome.
Archer: Ты like that? I'll make some for Ты if you'd like.
радуга Dash: Yeah.
Applejack: *Sees Archer's eyes* How did your eyes become like that?
Archer: Long story, but to make it short, I killed a changeling when it bit my leg.
Lord Burlington: Okay ladies, follow me this way.
радуга Dash, Applejack, and Rarity: *Following Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: We have another expert named Silver. He's an expert on armor.
Rarity: *Giggling*
Lord Burlington: What's so funny?
Rarity: I have a friend who has a brother named Shining Armor.
Lord Burlington: That sounds like a stupid name. Hopefully, he doesn't get married to a princess.
Silver: *Walks over* The expert on armor that the lord was talking about is me.
Rarity: *Falling in Любовь with Silver*
Applejack: Uh oh.
радуга Dash: Ты remember what happened last time Rarity fell in Любовь with a stallion?
Applejack: Ngh. Don't remind me. She did the same thing to Big Macintosh.
радуга Dash: Ew.
Rarity: I heard Ты two!
Lord Burlington: Ladies, follow me.
The four of them went to see the expert on cannons, Kan Can.
Lord Burlington: Kan Can, stop working on that blasted weapon, and come to me.
Kan Can: *Under a cannon* Sorry sir, unfortunately, I got something in my eyes while working on this thing, and I can't see.
Lord Burlington: Just follow my voice.
Kan Can: Okay. *Bangs head on cannon*
Lord Burlington: You'll have to excuse him. He's a little... Clumsy.
радуга Dash: And Ты thought we wouldn't be good soldiers.
Applejack: *Notices that Kan Can has no tail* I don't trust him.
Rarity: Whyever not?
Applejack: He has no tail. Never trus-
радуга Dash: *Covers Applejack's mouth* Okay, remember what happened last time Ты сказал(-а) that?
Applejack: I Остаться в живых my tail, and everypony made fun of me. Nopony ever lets me forget that.
Lord Burlington: And that's it. Welcome, and I hope Ты three enjoy working in my army.
But Rarity was still annoyed about радуга Dash, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса with talking about her behind her back. She had plans to find out why they did so.
That night, while everypony was asleep, Rarity was thinking about how to find out why радуга Dash, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса were talking about her behind her back.
Rarity: Hmm, I can't think of anything. They just talked about me falling in Любовь with Sliver, and probably... doing Rule 34 related stuff to him, but I don't care, that's just me. Wait a minute, I got it! They think I'm a Rule 34 addict, and that's why they were talking behind my back. *Goes out of her room to find радуга Dash, and Applejack*
Далее morning, Princess Celestia was having breakfast, when Lord Burlington arrived.
Lord Burlington: Princess, those three mares are not here.
Celestia: What do Ты mean?
Lord Burlington: They left! I knew they weren't good enough to be in this army.
Celestia: Perhaps they left to get еще supplies.
But they didn't. While радуга Dash, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса were sleeping, Rarity kidnapped them, and put them in a nearby tower.
радуга Dash: *Wakes up* I'm feeling happy today, and- *Notices she's in a bag with Applejack* AJ? Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* Is it time to collect apples? I'm on it Big Mac.
радуга Dash: No! It's me радуга Dash. We're stuck together in a bag, and I don't know why.
Applejack: *Realizes she is in a terrible situation* Why are we in a bag?
Rarity: Because I put Ты in there.
радуга Dash: Why?
Rarity: Because Ты сказал(-а) bad things about me behind my back. What were they?
Applejack: It was nothing.
радуга Dash: We were just talking about how Ты were going to mas-
Applejack: *Slaps радуга Dash* Not here. We'll get punished for saying things like that.
радуга Dash: Then let's get out of here.
Applejack: But we have to kill Gilda first.
радуга Dash: Why don't we kill Rarity first?
Applejack: Well. Now that Ты think about it...
Rarity: oh no.
Applejack: She did tie us up into this bag for no reason, so let's kill her.
Rarity: No! *Teleports from tower to ground*
The other two ponies got out of the bag, and looked for Rarity.
радуга Dash: She's gone.
Applejack: It's all your fault!
радуга Dash: My fault? I was literally the only one trying to get us out!
Applejack: I helped!
радуга Dash: Barely! *Flies out of tower, and goes to another tower*
Rarity: радуга Dash, what are Ты doing?
Applejack: *Shoots Стрела at радуга Dash*
The Стрела hit the wall, and was stuck between two bricks.
радуга Dash: Nice try Applejackass! *Shoots пушка at Applejack*
Applejack: *Ducks* Ты missed!
Rarity: I must stop them. *Sees another tower, then runs into it* I must stop them before they kill each other.
радуга Dash, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса were now shooting flaming arrows at each other.
радуга Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming Стрела at the same time*
радуга Dash: Stop making your Стрела hit my arrow!
Applejack: I will when Ты stop!
радуга Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming Стрела at the same time*
Rarity: *Gets to the вверх of her tower, and sees fight* They're not even hitting each other. *Grabs cannon*
радуга Dash: Hey, Rarity's pointing a пушка at us!
Applejack: Us? She's pointing it at me! *Shoots flaming Стрела at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the Стрела into a shiny fork* A few more, and then I can have a lovely dinner.
радуга Dash: *Shoots flaming Стрела at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the Стрела into a shiny spoon* One еще Стрела please. I insist!
радуга Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming Стрела at Rarity at the same time*
Rarity: *Stops both arrows, and turns both of them into a shiny plate* Are Ты finished?
And so, they stopped fighting, and walked back to Celestia's castle.
After радуга Dash, Applejack, and Rarity fought each other, they went back to Celestia's castle.
Celestia: What happened?
Lord Burlington: Where did Ты three go?
радуга Dash: Rarity kidnapped us for no reason.
Rarity: My reason, was because Ты were talking about me behind my back.
Applejack: That's a dumb reason.
Lord Burlington: I agree with the оранжевый one.
Rarity: Why? Doesn't anyone agree with me?
Applejack: Ты planned on doing something horrible to Silver.
Lord Burlington: What did she have planned?
Rarity: Nothing.
радуга Dash: Oh Ты had something planned alright. What was it?
Rarity: Nnnnhhhh. Something related to innapropriate material that isn't allowed to be mentioned, but is being mentioned anyway, because I'm a Sex Addict!
Celestia, and Lord Burlington's mouth dropped open, and fell on the floor.
Rarity: Oh shit.
Celestia: She's a sex addict?
радуга Dash: We prefer the term rule 34. Now, let us talk to Rarity alone.
Celestia, & Lord Burlington: *Leaving the room*
Applejack: Okay, they're gone.
радуга Dash: What the fuck were Ты thinking?
Rarity: I was nervous!
Applejack: Don't Ты realize that they could execute Ты for being addicted to sex?
Rarity: No. *Thinking* Oh, right. We're in mideival times.
радуга Dash: And we're stuck in mideival times, until we kill Gilda. Now, we can't do that if Ты get us executed for being a rule 34 addict.
Rarity: I'm the one being executed, not you.
Applejack: Let's just get this over with.
Celestia: *Returns* I heard the entire conversation.
радуга Dash: Ты did?
Applejack: But Ты were-
Celestia: In another room with Lord Burlington, yes I know. So you're from the future, and can't get back there until Ты kill this griffon named Gilda. Is that correct?
радуга Dash: Yeah.
Celestia: Then I will explain everything to Lord Burlington, and the both of us will help.
Rarity: Thank you.
Celestia: No problem.
Things seemed to be getting easier for Applejack, радуга Dash, and Rarity. But the fight was about to start soon.
Everypony at Celestia's замок was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.
Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting пушка ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
радуга Dash: At least Ты got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it Ты three сказал(-а) Ты were going to do to win this war?
радуга Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're Загрузка the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: огонь the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*
Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot by cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.
Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
радуга Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: Ты three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes Ты are Miss. I Любовь mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.
So the three ponies went to get what they needed.
Griffon 4: *Gets killed by arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield Ты careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting еще casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.
Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.
Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll Показать the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.
Back at the battle.
радуга Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
радуга Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & Rarity: *Following радуга Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at радуга Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
радуга Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
радуга Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
радуга Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told Ты it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* Ты ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that оранжевый pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
радуга Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did Ты miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked by Gilda*
радуга Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are Ты going to do about it?
радуга Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
радуга Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.
The fight continued, and Gilda was getting beat by радуга Dash.
McKing: Can anypony help Gilda?
Gilda: Why can't Ты help me?
McKing: Because I have to give orders to the griffons killing those ponies.
Gilda: Well hurry up so that Ты can help me!
радуга Dash: *Hits Gilda's wing*
Applejack: *Killing griffons*
Rarity: *Hiding under bridge* I shouldn't be fighting....
радуга Dash: *Continues fighting Gilda*
Gilda: *Blocking attacks*
McKing: Max, how many soldiers do we have left?
Max: Only twelve.
McKing: Then Отменить the attack on the castle. We must help Gilda.
Applejack: *Kills McKing*
Lucifer: Our boss is dead!
Max: But he wasn't our boss. It's Gilda.
Lucifer: Oh.
The sword fight was getting intense.
радуга Dash: *Blocking Gilda's attacks*
Applejack: Need any help RD?
радуга Dash: No, just keep those other griffons off my back.
Applejack: Ты got it. *Kills griffons*
Rarity: *Continues hiding under a bridge*
Applejack: Rarity, where are you?!
Rarity: *Stay silent*
Applejack: I think they killed her. She'll have to stay here for the rest of her life.
Rarity: *Comes out from under bridge* I'm here, don't leave without me!
Applejack: We weren't.
Gilda: *Punches радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Has her шлем fall off* That can't be good.
Gilda: *Punches радуга Dash again*
радуга Dash: Oh! *Her nose starts to bleed*
Rarity: Leave Dashie alone!!
Applejack: Don't worry about her. She's gonna die if we don't kill the other griffons.
Rarity: Then in that case, Hya! *Using karate moves to attack griffons*
Applejack: Couldn't have сказал(-а) it better myself.
радуга Dash: *Pushing her sword against Gilda's*
Gilda: When are Ты going to give up?
радуга Dash: I don't know what that means so I'll never do it. *Draws back sword quickly, then hits Gilda's back legs*
Gilda: Ah! *Falls on ground*
Applejack: *Kills the last griffon* Now, we need to kill Gilda.
радуга Dash: With pleasure. *About to kill Gilda*
Gilda: *Closes her eyes*
Then, the sound of twenty bullets being shot from a tommygun could be heard.
Gilda: *Dies*
радуга Dash: *Looks at Mike*
Mike: *Carrying toy tommygun, and looks at Gilda* I told ya I was going to kill you.
радуга Dash: But this is 1745. Оружие aren't supposed to exist yet.
Mike: But I killed Gilda.
Applejack: But, you're on the same side as her.
Mike: So? She didn't think this invention of mine would work.
Rarity; What are Ты going to call it?
Mike: Hmm, I don't know. I think I'll call it Thomas.
радуга Dash: How about the Tommygun?
Mike: Hey, that's a brilliant idea.
Then all of a sudden, Rarity, радуга Dash, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса started to be lifted slowly up into the air, and then they dissapeared.
Carousel Botique, August 8, 2014.
Rarity: *Appears with радуга Dash, and Applejack*
Sweetie Belle: Rarity, where have Ты three been?
Rarity: Playing with my friends.
Sweetie Belle: Oh. Applebloom, and Scootaloo went Главная already, so would Ты like to play with me?
Rarity: Of course darling.
радуга Dash: Well, I guess there's no sense in us staying here anymore.
Applejack: Nope. *Leaves Carousel Botique with радуга Dash*
The End
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who Ты calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot by a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who Ты calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot by a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
It a warm день in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and кекс put cherries on the Капкейки for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and кекс put cherries on the Капкейки for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.