On The Block Episode 9 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic радуга as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. или to be еще specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*

Louis teleported into Los Angeles.

Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*

So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.

Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of Ты to prepare for the Далее scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want Ты to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do Ты want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much Ты pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would Ты like to work on props?
Louis: How do Ты do that?
Director Nick: Go to the благодарность room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did Ты find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.

In another studio.

Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do Ты think I care? Let's keep rolling!

Back to Louis, and Director Nick.

Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, или mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to благодарность room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here Ты are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the Любовь of... I give up, get outta here.

But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the Далее episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.

Coming up Далее is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.

purrloinedlove Thanks for writing these!

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How Gilda украл, палантин Рождество

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everypony down in Ponyville liked Рождество a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Рождество the whole Рождество season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her сердце was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her сердце или her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies were preparing...

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Welcome to Equestria Chapter Seven

posted by karinabrony

I walked to Ponyville, the mane 5 behind me and Twilight beside me. Pinkie Pie jumped and said, "Oooh! Шоколад rain!!!" She stuck out her tongue to taste it. радуга Dash rolled her eyes. "So, how are we going to stop him?" Asked радуга Dash. Twilight stopped. "Yes, we don't have the elements of harmony, they are with Sombra now. Perhaps we can think of something in the library." She said. We dodged the Шоколад rain that would hit us. We entered the библиотека to think. "OK, Coffee Creme, do Ты have any ideas?" яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса asked me. I nodded and said, "Yes, I have a few. One of them is.....Pinkie...

пони shippings

posted by thetankmoment

Cadence disapproved

пони SHIPPINGS.
They often come from fandom. Sometimes, they are canon shippings. Fandom shippings can get out of hand. For example, in a club, I saw a Fluttermac parring, where Fluttershy was EXPECTING A FOAL. NO. Fluttershy works with animals, not kids. I have also noticed some of Ты not liking the Flashlight shipping, and putting members of the mane six with your OCs. Shipping 2 OCs is FINE, though. I don't approve of the fandom GOING THERE. Some of Ты have been pairing two of the mane six together, which is fine. I saw someone ship CELESTIA AND APPLEBLOOM. Thank CELESTIA AND LUNA that won't happen in the series.

Fluttershy is confused

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Welcome To Equestria Chapter Six

posted by karinabrony

I stood there, the beaming light forming around me. It was one inch away from my body, then, it was tied up around me, and I went into a vivid and bright mess of colors. I gasped at what was happening. I struggled to get hold of something but there wasn't anything to hold. I just floated there. Then, with a loud thud, I landed on the ground hard. "Well, that felt nice." I said. I got up to rub my eyes. As I opened them, the Mane 6, Princess Celestia and Cadence were all standing around me. "Welcome, to Equestria." Twilight said.

I looked at myself. I gasped at what I saw. I was a pony! I had...

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Welcome to Equestria Chapter Three

posted by karinabrony

I was sitting in my bed, staring into space. I was waiting until 8:15. It was barely 8:00. I turned around to look at the three stones. I got off my постель, кровати and started to get ready. By the time I put on my coat, it was 8:10. I ran to the door and closed it.

As I walked outside, I heard strange noises. I ignored them as I passed by bushes. As I walked a bit faster, I tripped over a дерево stump. Right there by it was a very beautiful red and radiant diamond. I tilted my head. I put my hand to it and at that moment, a grey snake with red shading at the вверх of its head grabbed it. I stood there, wondering...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 16 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, and Percy got to the yard, and Hawkeye started doing the work Orion was too careless to do.

Percy: Hey, at least Jeff isn't here to make things exactly the way he likes them.
Hawkeye: Yeah, that's true. *Pushing freight cars* Now why would Orion not want to do this? I mean, there's a heater in this engine.
Percy: It only works when Ты go under five miles an hour.
Hawkeye: Oh. They need to fix that.
Pete: *Arrives* What's this? I thought Orion was doing this!
Hawkeye: He left just to stay warm, and Percy wanted me to do his work.
Pete: Well, where the fuck is Orion?

Inside the station...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 16 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 16

On A Cold Night

December 1, 1952

It was 6:00 PM. The ponies would be heading Главная in an час after a long день of work.

Hawkeye: Ugh. It's freezing.
Coffee Creme: How can anypony stand to be out here?
Hawkeye: I've got no idea. We better wait in the station.
Coffee Creme: или at least...

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Silver Tune's Story 30

posted by _Laugh_

Silver Tune giggled with Trixie. Blue Beat was still confused. He noticed that Snow Flake and Coffee Creme's faces were very pale. He cleared his throat.

BB: Coffee Crème.. Snow Flake.. Are Ты two okay?
SF: O-
Trixie: Of course they are, Blue Beat!
BB: But they look pa-
Trixie: They're just tired! Right, girls?!
CC: *nods* Indeed we are.
BB: Oh.. Okay, do-
Trixie: ANYWAYS. Why don't we all have a Пение contest?!
SF: A Пение contest? Why on e-
Trixie: *growls*
SF: O-Oh y-yeah! Let's do it!
Trixie: Why don't your start, Silver Tune?
ST: Nah. Coffee Crème, Ты start.
CC: Oh! *smiles* Ok-
Trixie: NOO!!!...

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ADVENTURE PONIES BUCK YEAH

posted by TotalDramaFan60

WARNING: Lots of buck
Twilight Sparkle: Эй, ponies wanna go on a bucking пони adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, радуга Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, радуга and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did Ты say Ты were bucking scared? (...................)

1

Applejack's Double Life part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Applejack, and Braeburn got to the station, they could see the Flim Flam brothers with Applebloom.

Applejack: Applebloom, come here now!
Applebloom: *Runs to Applejack*
Karl: Nope! *grabs Applebloom* Where do Ты think you're going?
Applebloom: APPLEJACK!!
Kyle: *Shoots at Applejack*
Applejack: *Hides behind cart*
Braeburn: *Shoots at Kyle*
Flim: Our train is here.
Flam: *Shoots wheel off cart*
Applejack: *Shoots Flam* APPLEBLOOM!
Applebloom: APPLEJACK! *Being pulled into train*
Dexter: Shut up *Gets Applebloom into train*
Applejack: We gotta get on that train. *Runs to station*
Braeburn: *Follows...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 15 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A few hours later, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme showed up in Cheyenne with the Thanksgiving Decorations.

Pete: Excellent work Ты two.
Hawkeye: Thanks.
Pete: Now we just need to wait for Gordon to return in at least a few days, and things will be ready for Thanksgiving.
Coffee Creme: Hooray.
Pete: Your work день is over, see Ты tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Bye Pete *Walks away*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Hawkeye*

Meanwhile in Omaha

Gordon: *Delivers train of Canterlot's* Excellent. We got all the cars to the dealership in time. Now we just need to find-

Song: link

Turkey: *Walks on train tracks*
Gordon: A turkey....

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Under Pressure Part 17

posted by karinabrony

Silver Tune and Black Rose sat on the bus, happily listening to music. They already listened to every song, so Silver Tune spoke. "I actually think it was pretty fun today, after getting soaking wet." Black Rose laughed and said, "It was a good day." They waved to each other. Black Rose walked Главная and started to dry herself. She was wet, so she didn't want to go to the plan the carnival like that. When she was done, her mind went blank. She forgot Mr.Jingles. She hurried out the door with her backpack and ran to School. She burst through the hallways, and went to her locker. When she opened...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride

posted by NocturnalMirage

Summer Pride

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 1: Prologue

Hmm... starless, desolate night... cold darkness that pierces through your bones... so grim, so depressing... so real... wouldn't Ты agree? Do Ты hear it? The strange noises that travel with the winds... If Ты clear your mind and listen carefully, Ты can hear the whispers of our ancestors through the time... After all, that is what we all are... just whispers in the dark... So, let's whisper together, Ты and I...

Do Ты believe in fate? Do Ты believe everything we do is already written and we couldn't have done things...

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Silver Tune's Story 24

posted by _Laugh_

Ever since Trixie got sent to the principal's office, she never appeared at school. 4 months had past since the fight, and still no sign of her.

Silver Tune was laying on her bed. She realized that now, her life was beautiful. She had no enemies. Although she did not have much friends, she had her two loyal best friends. Coffee Crème and Snow Flake. What about her parents, Ты ask. Well, still no sign of them. But, Silver Tune didn't worry about that. She had a big sister who loved her very much and took care of her.

With Trixie out of Silver Tune's life, she could finally look at herself...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 14 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The радуга

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives...

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пони Fight Ch. 5 part 2 Rumbling machine

posted by Dragon4322

,"You need a three-pony crew to drive this clanking cannon"

Twilight was surprised to see a tank and several boxes of artillery shells. Sparkle rushed over to the gate and told the guard she needed Spike to help her. As the stallion opened the gate, the assistant hurried to his friend. ,"What do Ты need my help with Twi?" the dragon asked. ,"I need Ты to steer a tank" when the librarian сказал(-а) this, Spike's eyes broadened and his mouth opened in astonishment. ,"uh....okay" he сказал(-а) nervously.

The dragon took a peek and awed at the metal giant that stood before him. At that exact moment a voice echoed ,"You need a three-pony crew to drive this clanking...

2

Ponies On The Rails episode 13 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce was very mad. He ran towards a truck, and started raging.

Hawkeye: A perfect time to scrap engines, just because they run on steam! *breaks truck window*
Jeff: Hawkeye? What happened?
Hawkeye: Pete is going to scrap an engine!
Jeff: Which one?
Hawkeye: I don't know, some 2-8-0.
Jeff: Oh. Sorry for your loss. *walks away*
Hawkeye: AAHH!!
Gordon: *Walks up to Hawkeye* Hey! Nopony is supposed to do idiotic things but me.
Hawkeye: Fuck off Gordon, I'm in a bad mood right now.
Gordon: No, I'm not fucking off, I just want to know why you're Актёрское искусство like this.
Hawkeye: Pete is scrapping a steam engine....

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Ponies On The Rails episode 13 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 13

The episode with a Название that was too long, and needed a shorter title.

October 10, 1952

It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.

Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now Ты just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye:...

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пони Fight Chapter 1

posted by Dragon4322

she sighed and understood..

We didn't know what we were getting into....My name is Scootaloo. I've been through so much since that war. When i say war, I mean the brutal conflict of battles I fought, My friend Sweetie Belle managed to enlist with me. Here's the story: On a night like no other, I was Загрузка my винтовка and putting the штыковой, штык on it. I pulled the bolt back then pushed it back in place ,"Scootaloo are Ты ready to charge at the changelings?" Sweetie Belle asked me. I nodded and prepared. They blew the whistle to signal us to charge. I ran as fast as i could uphill and fired a shot at a changeling armed with...

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Silver Tune's Story 19

posted by _Laugh_

Coffee Crème and Snow Flake walked toward Trixie. Trixie rolled her eyes and sighed. She stared at the two angry ponies.

CC: Excuse me, Trixie, may we have a word with you?
Trixie: Why, of course.
SF: Who are Ты going to the prom with? Huh?
Trixie: Strong Charger, duh.
CC: What about Blue Beat? *raises eyebrow*
Trixie: *gulps* I.. I don't know what you're talking about.
SF: Of course Ты do.
Trixie: *growls*
CC: Strong Charger would never want to go to the prom with you.
SF: And Blue Beat is a nerd. Ты just want him to do your homework.
Trixie: Listen, Ты two brats, step out of my way. Strong Charger...