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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on вверх of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits Далее to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* Ты two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed by a town by there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let Ты talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets helicopter into the air* Далее stop, Trenton.

Trenton was fifteen miles south of Frenchtown. In Frenchtown, изумруд Ivy was getting her clothing store set up.

изумруд Ivy: *Unlocks door, and has her clothing set up for sale*
Pony: *Enters store* Hello.
изумруд Ivy: Hi. How can I help you?
Pony: My wife wanted me to come down, and buy this green dress for her.
изумруд Ivy: I got only two dresses in that color. I'll Показать them to Ты now if you'd like.
Pony: Sure.
изумруд Ivy: *Walks to the back of the store*
Pony: *Following изумруд Ivy*
изумруд Ivy: See anything Ты like?
Pony: *Sees a dark green dress* This is it. How much do I pay you?
изумруд Ivy: Forty dollars will do.
Pony: *Gets forty dollars, and gives it to изумруд Ivy* Here Ты are.
изумруд Ivy: Thanks. I hope your wife enjoys the dress.
Pony: She will. *Takes dress, and leaves shop*

Meanwhile, a police chase was occurring.

 This was the bad pony's car
This was the bad pony's car


 Ditto was following close behind, but he wasn't happy with the car he was using
Ditto was following close behind, but he wasn't happy with the car he was using


Ditto: Almost there. I'm gonna ram you.
Bad Pony: *Drifts left*
Ditto: Oh, Ты think you're awesome just because Ты drift. *Turns left, and follows the bad pony*
Dispatch: Ditto, give me an update on the pursuit.
Ditto: *Gets on walkie talkie* This is Ditto to dispatch, my car is still working surprisingly, and the yellow car has just turned onto Route 12. We are eastbound, heading towards you. Request a roadblock.
Dispatch: Negative on that roadblock Ditto.
Ditto: Why? I'm losing him!
Dispatch: I'm sorry, but-

Steam came out of Ditto's car, and it broke down.

Ditto: Forget it. My engine overheated. Dropping out of pursuit! *Parks car on side of the road* I would've caught him if Ты gave me a decent car!
Katana Sun: *Driving a red Dodge Avenger, and stops in front of Ditto's car* Officer, do Ты need help.
Ditto: No, leave me alone. Where are Ты heading to?
Katana Sun: Up Route 12 to the Katana Karate School. I teach other ponies how to become warrior like me in order to defend themselves.
Ditto: What Ты should really be doing is improving on your english.
Katana Sun: *Gets back in his car, and drives away*
Ditto: Something I said?

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling еще coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is еще like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the пони Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a Космос station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: Эй, you. Are Ты Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do Ты want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What Ты just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please огонь me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't огонь you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...
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posted by Canada24
LATER!

Ditto, Dash and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса gather the rest of the main six.

But first яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and сказал(-а) it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity сказал(-а) finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...
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posted by Canada24
Considering nobody else was aware of poor Sweetie Belle's situation.

Everything was normal.

Dash and Ditto were working the haunted house, it's possible they may be finally getting along, but it's uncertain.

Scootaloo and AppleBloom, we're the Далее to try the haunted house, they didn't know where Sweetie Belle was, but they assumed she was just busy.

Last they saw her, she was hanging with Button Mash, when, unfortunately, it's partly his fault that she's in the situation she's in.

Anyway.

As they entered the haunted house, it was suddenly very dark, they kept banging into each other, much to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
радуга Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I thought Ты two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have Ты two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Друзья back to life.
Applejack: Will Ты get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
Rainbow Dash: Good....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.

S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of Ты sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad Ты have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know Ты just returned, but I need Ты to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I Показать you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want Ты to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Toby, and Melissa walked home, and told their parents about what they saw.

Martha: A painted tree? How is that possible?
Toby: The art class in our school did it.
James: Whatever will they think of next?
Toby: Maybe someday, a пони will put an engine into a horse carriage, and call it a car.
James: Hmmm.
Toby: It may not sound like a good idea now, but when it does get invented еще ponies will want to try it, and then they'll start creating their own cars. In twenty years или so, they'll make a lot of changes to the car.
James: Uh, Toby? That's never going to happen at all.
Toby: Just a guess....
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Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do Ты want from me?
Trixie:I want Ты to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But Ты can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now Ты are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is еще weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't Ты dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are Ты going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with Ты again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need Ты anymore.You know what?I didn't needed Ты at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am by your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
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Darkness. Eerie darkness was all I could see. There was no one else around me but I felt like I was being watched.

MWAHAHAHA!

I heard a faint crazy chortling coming from above my head.

"Who's there?" I cried out loud as my voice cracked.

I couldn't see anything since it was so black. Nothing was there. Even I couldn't see myself at all.

Your worst nightmare.

Finally I could feel wind surrounding me which probably made my mane swish-swash. I was scared to death because I was the only one in that scene. Other than the mysterious monster that I heard.

I felt the monster's claw grab onto me and he...
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