posted by Seanthehedgehog
Me, and радуга Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why Ты shouldn't eat Капкейки on Sunday.
радуга Dash: A few weeks ago, a пони was eating a кекс on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
радуга Dash: She got attacked by some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
радуга Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of Фан fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
радуга Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway, Jeff saw the пони eating a cupcake, and he decided to turn her into one. Just before she died, Jeff told the пони to go to sleep.
Scootaloo: What the heck?
радуга Dash: I know. It's terrible.
Scootaloo: Not that, I'm angry with where Ты put my scooter. *Goes to the scooter, and moves it away from the flatscreen TV* It shouldn't be leaning on that TV.
радуга Dash: What did Ты think about that story I told you?
Scootaloo: I think it's a rumor you, and Pinkie made up to scare me. Save that for Nightmare Night, will you?
радуга Dash: Okay, if Ты don't believe me, it's your loss.
I never did believe радуга Dash, then I looked at the calender. Tomorrow was a Sunday, so I decided to get a cupcake, and see what happened.
Далее morning, I woke up. I wanted to eat a cupcake, and see if радуга Dash's story was true, but I couldn't do it with her watching me. I waited until she was watching television.
Scootaloo: радуга Dash? *Taking money from her suitcase*
радуга Dash: *Watching ponies fly airplanes* Yeah, what's up?
Scootaloo: I'm going to ride my scooter. I'll see Ты later.
радуга Dash: Alright. Have fun.
Scootaloo: *Gets on her scooter, and rides away*
радуга Dash: Wait a second!!
радуга Dash: Nothing, it was just something I saw on the television.
Scootaloo: *Leaves the house*
The кекс factory was right across the улица, уличный from where I lived, but if I told радуга Dash I was riding my scooter, she would assume that I was far away.
Scootaloo: *Leaves her scooter by a огонь hydrant, and enters the кекс factory*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag. What can I get you?
Scootaloo: A cupcake.
Pinkie Pie: But it's a Sunday. Are Ты sure about that?
Scootaloo: Just get me the кекс dummkauf!!
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* No one has ever cursed to me in my own language. *Grabs a cupcake, then becomes happy again* Enjoy.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! Ты thanked me in my own language! This makes me feel very happy. *Bounces away*
All Ты gotta do to make Pinkie Pie get on your good side, and leave Ты alone is to speak German, her language. She gets very happy, and leaves to let Ты do whatever Ты want.
Scootaloo: *Eating a cupcake*
Ponies: DON'T EAT Капкейки ON SUNDAY!!
Jeff The Killer: *Arrives*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
And that was the last time I ever saw anything again. In other words, I died.
Scootaloo: Whoa whoa whoa wait a second!!! *Walks in front of the end* It's obviously not the end. How can I die, and stay alive to narrate the rest of the story? Think people!!! But, this is the end of part 2. Part 3 will be coming soon.