posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Tom: We have a special guest on our Показать today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Master Sword: Hey, good to see Ты again.
Mirage: Thanks mate. May I?
Tom: Go ahead.
Mirage: Today's crossover parody, Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk.
Tom: Tom Cruise climbs up a beanstalk, and kills people.
Jack Reacher And The Beanstalk
Starring Nocturnal Mirage as Jack Reacher
Master Sword as the giant
Snow Wonder as Helen Rodin
Cosmic радуга as Alex Rodin
Helen: We got еще reports of the giant attacking our town.
Jack: Are Ты sure it's not Godzilla?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Helen: I сказал(-а) giant. Not monster.
Jack: Monsters are giants. Ask anyone. *Points at Alex* Эй,
Alex, is a monster a giant?
Helen: No it's not.
Jack: Yeah it is. еще ponies are saying it is, so you're wrong.
Helen: If еще ponies сказал(-а) World War 2 never existed, would Ты believe them?
Jack: I think Ты should shut up, and I'm gonna go stop the monster. *Walks away*
Later, Jack got outside, and looked up in the sky.
Jack: If I'm going to stop that monster, I need to get to him. How am I going to do that?
A big seed fell from the sky.
Jack: *Moves out of the way* Predictable. I mean, we are parodying Jack & The Beanstalk.
A big beanstalk started growing.
Jack: And now is my cue to climb onto this thing. *Jumps onto a leaf, and begins climbing to the top* I should get there sometime soon.
7 hours later
Jack: *Gets to the вверх of the beanstalk* Okay giant. *Grabs a sniper rifle, and looks around the clouds* Where are you? *Sees a big castle* In there. *Runs to the castle*
9.5 hours later.
Jack: Ugh. *Leaning on the door* Why am I so tiny compared to everything else in this world?
Jack: *Goes into the castle*
Giant: *Sleeping in front of a TV set*
Jack: Hey, giants aren't supposed to have television!
Giant: *Wakes up*
Jack: Maybe I shouldn't have сказал(-а) that outloud.
Giant: Fee fi fo fum. I smell.. *Sniffs his hoof* Actually, I don't know what I smell.
Jack: *Shoots the giant*
Giant: You're crazy. Miniature bullets won't kill me.
Jack: Then what will?
Giant: Not telling.
Jack: *Runs back to the beanstalk* This is probably going to take another 9, and a half hours!
Giant: *Chasing Jack*
Jack: *Losing his balance* Whoa. *Falls through a cloud*
Giant: *Jumps, and chases Jack*
Jack: *Grabs hold of the beanstalk*
Giant: *Grabs the beanstalk, and is below Jack* Wait a minute. Aren't I supposed to be above you?
Jack: Does it matter?
Jack: Then shut up.
Giant: *Loses his footing, and falls*
Jack: Finally. Glad that's over. Can we end this now?
On the Далее part of this episode
Nocturnal Mirage plays Gran Turismo 6.