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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, Ты already сказал(-а) that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three минуты later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!!
Audience: *Laughing*

Stop the song

Master Sword: *Next to Tom again in front of the house*
Tom: What can I say? Ты told me to try to come up with something new, and I did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't think the audience will take too kindly on seeing one of the hosts get eaten by a shark.
Tom: But they were laughing. They did like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm done talking to you. Today's crossover parody is James and The Giant Apple.
Tom: We combine the episode Apples To The Core with the Дисней movie, James and The Giant Peach.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Time to begin.

James and The Giant Apple

Starring

Pipsqueak as James
Aina as Spiker
Mrs. Cake as Sponge
Tom Foolery as The Narrator
and everyone else as theirselves

Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a young жеребенок, кольт that was abused by his two aunts. Where are his parents Ты ask? They died.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: This ghost from the sky killed them, which honestly doesn't make any sense, but it's a Дисней film, so don't Вопрос it's story line.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The ghost was a rhinoceros by the way, I think Ты oughta know that. Anyway, after his daily slave labor, James was leaning on a stone wall, looking in front of him, seeing a nice city. The house he, and his aunts lived in was on вверх of a hill, and both the house, and холм, хилл looked like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Looking at everything down the hill* Every part of the world would be better for me to live in. I don't want to stay here forever. I want to leave as quickly as possible.
Narrator: *Appears Далее to James* What's stopping you?
James: Ah! *Falls down*
Narrator: Don't be frightened, I'm just a narrator that appears out of nowhere to talk to others.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I have something for you. *Gives James a bag* There's lots of magic in those bugs Ты see. Take it to your room, and make your wish to leave this dreadful place as quickly as Ты can. *Looks around him, and see that everything looks like shit* Actually, Ты better make it quicker then quickly as Ты can.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Runs toward his house, and trips*
Bugs: *Going into the ground*
James: Wait! Don't go!!
Spiker: Who are Ты yelling at?!
James: Uh.....
Sponge: Get up!
James: *Gets up*

Then, an яблоко starts to grow off of the дерево near James.

Spiker: How is that happening?!
James: *Thinks* (It must be from those bugs in the bag the narrator gave to me.)

After supper, James went outside to investigate.

James: *Goes inside the apple. He starts to hear ponies arguing*
Twilight: Nigga, I still say this episode should be cancelled!
Applejack: Just because Ты only appear in the beginning? That's a dumb reason to have somethin' cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I don't want Apples To Zhe Core to be cancelled. Zhere is a wonderful song we sing together.
James: *Gets toward an edge, and falls down*
Big Macintosh: *Looks at James* Who the hell is that?
James: Wait! Don't hurt me. I was дана this bag of magic bugs, and it made this big яблоко appear.
Applejack: Actually, that all happened, because of Twilight's magic. As for those bugs, I ain't sure where they went.
Twilight: Sorry man, but they're probably gone.
Spiker: JAAAAAAMES?????!?!!?!
James: Uh oh.

His two aunts were outside looking for him.

Applebloom: We gotta get out of here.
Granny Smith: But how?
Twilight: Man, I got an idea. *Makes the stem of the яблоко disappear which makes the яблоко fall off the tree, and roll around the hill*
Spiker: *Runs toward the car*
Sponge: *Gets in the car* Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: I сказал(-а) start the damn car!
Spiker: Ты shouldn't curse. We are in a Дисней movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: Just start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start* I think it will only start if Ты say please. Again, this is a Дисней movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: *Sighs, annoyed* Please, start the car.
Spiker: *Starts the car, and drives away*

The яблоко crushed the car they were driving away in.

Spiker: *Sticks her head out of the car's roof* Oh, so this is what it feels like to be squashed by fruit. Get it? Squash?
Narrator: That wasn't funny. As for James, who met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Applebloom, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and Twilight Sparkle, they got to Manehattan in the big apple.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Narrator: They live in Central Park, with the яблоко as their house. Twilight Sparkle used her magic to keep the яблоко fresh, so it won't expire, and turn into shit, like James' old house.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

On the Далее part of this episode

Mortomis explains to us his favorite, and least Избранное time of history.
posted by johnnyrivera
Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her Главная dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back сказал(-а) artifact by winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won сказал(-а) vote three times over,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Peter's wife, Kayla
Peter's wife, Kayla
At the hospital, a пони on a постель, кровати was being rolled down a hallway. He was being filmed by news reporters.

News: Can Ты tell us who did this to you?
Scorpio: It was somepony working for the San Franciscolt Police Department. Some call him Dirty Harry, and he beat me up like this for no reason.
Captain: *turns off tv* Explain this to me.
Harry: I was nowhere near him.
Captain: Then how come he's saying Ты beat him up?!
Harry: He's framing me.
Captain: If Ты touch him once more, I'm gonna suspend Ты of your work.
Harry: Yeah whatever *leaves police station*

Harry was at another hospital where...
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Yes, yes. Queen Chrysalis may be evil....but she was not always evil. I had a meeting with Queen Chrysalis, and....her life was completely ruined when she was only 10. Lets start....

A loooooooong time ago, when Celestia, Luna, Discord, Cadence, Chrysalis, and Sombra were only fillies in school, Chrysalis was a beautiful alicorn. She wasn't evil at all. They all went to the same school, and the same class (3rd grade). Nopony had their cutiemarks yet. Lots of colts loved Chrysalis because of her sweetness, and beauty. But for some reason, Cadence hated her.

In class, with Celestia, Luna, Sombra,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con met up with the M.I.3 agent, and it was Fenix Lighter.

Con: Hi Fenix.
Fenix: Didn't know I'd be doing a mission with Ты Con. How are ya?
Con: Good. I see Ты have another bad car.
Fenix: The EMC tester? It hasn't let me down yet.
Con: Good. Those things tend to break down.

The two Друзья drove away, but when they left Charleen arrived. Then their car broke down.

Fenix: I can fix it. Wrench
Con: *hands wrench* What do Ты know about the mexicans?
Fenix: I know that they hate germans like me, so I can't stay long. Screwdriver
Con: *hands screwdriver* How close can Ты get me?
Fenix: To a cemetary....
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 Another Название screen
Another title screen
I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do Ты want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you. Follow...
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Back with the story......

All the little ponies headed to Nikki's farm, because they knew they would find something militaryish to put on.

Pacifica: Oh my, my, my! What kind of house is this?!
Azura: This, is called a barn.
GW: She's right, right now, we're in a barn.
Pacifica: Ewww! Dirt! I stepped on dirt! AHHHH! *faints*
MH: Seriously?!?! She faints because of dirt?!?
Nikki: Eeyup.
Stormy: Yes.
CS: True.
Azura: Look girls! I found a military uniform! (Holds uniform up to everypony)
CS: Whoa...
GW: AWESOME!
MH: Cool!
Nikki: *chuckles* well would ya look at that! Azura found my Хэллоуин costume Ah wore...
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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some Капкейки shoutouts, so if Ты haven't read Cupcakes, please do. Комментарии will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement by the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie сказал(-а) she was sorry, her expression сказал(-а) a different story. A week after...
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 Flippy(not flipped out)
Flippy(not flipped out)
Intro:this is my first crossover fanfic with 2 cartoons, it probably isn't that great.

Chapter 1:Flip out
It was a normal день for twilight sparkle, Spike was doing chores and she was getting ready to go to one of Pinkie pie's parties. There was someone new in ponyville, and from what Twilight heard from Pinkie, he's pretty cool. She was walking to sugarcube corner nopony was outside, which meant Pinkie had invited everypony in ponyville. When she got to sugarcube corner the party was in full swing, all the party Еда was out and there were plenty of games and music, typical Pinkie pie party....
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My Little Pony,
My Little пони ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until Ты all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies Ты opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until Ты all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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Twilight was studying on a normal день when suddenly all the lights went out.
When Twilight looked outside everything was dark!
How could this be! сказал(-а) Twilight.
Twilight went outside to see what was causing the darkness.
Maybe Zecora can help me! сказал(-а) Twilight.
So Twilight Sparkle was heading to the Everfree Forest to find Zecora.
It was dark but Twilight wasn't afraid she was running when suddenly she finds a green unicorn trapped in a hole.
I will help Ты сказал(-а) Twilight.
So Twilight pulls the Green unicorn up from the hole.
I am изумруд and thank Ты so much сказал(-а) the green unicorn.
Your welcome сказал(-а) Twilight.

To be continued........................
posted by StarWarsFan7
There was nothing entirely wrong with this episode. Afterall, it was a season finale. It had awesome songs: B.B.B.F.F, This день Arias, Love is in Bloom. My Избранное out of those songs is This день Arias. It has great vocals provided by Princess Cadance and Queen Chrystalis. Speaking of, I want to marry Shining Armor's voice или someone with his voice. It was perfect. I swear I died when I heard him say, "Twilee[/i]. I thought it was very cute how he and Twilight Sparkle were so close before she came to Ponyville. It was sweet of him to Любовь Twilight Sparkle even though she was upset with him...
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 ~Just another lonely filly~
~Just another lonely filly~
(Note: This is told from Electra's point of view.)

I sighed as I slowly trotted across the clouds. Again, I was alone. I had friends, sure, but they weren't BEST friends. I always thought the reason that I didn't have best Друзья was because of the way I looked. My пальто was the same color as Nightmare Moon's. Most filly's had bright, vibrant colors. But I was pitch black. My mane was always frizzy, no matter how hard I tried to brush it. Though its dark and light yellow Цвета were еще inviting, it didn't help much. Though on dimmer days, или when it was night, или any dark area, my mane and...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
 "All done!" The filly snickered.
"All done!" The filly snickered.
"What are we gonna do first, what are we gonna do first?" Applebloom asked rapidly, unable to wait any longer. "Let's see here,..." Twilight said, opening a "Sleep-over" guide-book. "How about a make-over?" Twilight asked. "Make-overs? Hmm..." Applebloom stated as she began to think, "OK! But Ты go first!" Twilight got some make-over supplies out from the closet and brought them over to Applebloom. "Alright!", Twilight said, "Make me look prettier than Rarity!" After a while, Applebloom finally finished her "masterpiece". "All done!" The filly snickered. "Take a look!" Applebloom couldn't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
 "What could be еще fun than organizing books?"
"What could be more fun than organizing books?"
"Twilight, Ты lied to me!" Applebloom moaned "This is boring!" "BORING?!" Twilight exclaimed, "What could be еще fun than organizing books?" Applebloom gave her an "Are-you-serious?" look. "Um, how about NOT organizing books?" Applebloom stated, as if the answer couldn't be еще obvious. "Fine, we can take a break, what do Ты want to do?" Twilight sighed. "Hm..." Applebloom thought for a brief moment,"can we get some ice cream?" "Ice cream?" Twilight thought aloud, "I guess that wouldn't be so bad, sure!" But as soon as Twilight opened the door, Applebloom rushed out of the house faster...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
When Fluttershy is first introduced in the series, she barely manages to tell Twilight Sparkle her name out of shyness, going so far as to be reduced to whimpering in fear. However, she becomes very conversational when she notices Spike the baby dragon, and implores him to tell her "everything" (which he does), all the way to Twilight's residence.

She is terrified of full grown Драконы and repeatedly freezes in place when she and her Друзья go on an expedition to confront a dragon in Dragonshy. Twilight Sparkle encourages her and tells her that her understanding of Животные will come in handy...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
♥Apple Jack♥
Before she became one of her family's best яблоко gatherers, яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса tried her hoof at the sophisticated life. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса leaves the farm and heads to the big city of Manehattan to Присоединиться her Aunt and Uncle Orange, who promised to shape up the little filly into that of elegance. During an evening get-together with some of the other regal Equestrians, AJ tells them how much she loves the city with her new high-society accent, but she causes a raise of eyebrows when she mentions the life she left behind. Thankfully, her awkward moment is interuppted as ужин arrives. But it turns...
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added by karinabrony
The last solstice




AUTHORS NOTE: Since I had to explain a lot of stuff here, this is the longest chapter I've ever written. Just wanted to let Ты know, so be prepared! In order to get into the atmosphere, let me recommend Ты a few songs for this part of the story, which goes well with the plot.

1: Pitch Black Theme

link

2: Two Steps From Hell - Archangel

link

3: The Lion King: Battle at Pride Rock/Cleansing Rain/The Ascension

link


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Chapter 43: The solstice



Nocturnal Mirage Остаться в живых track of time as he was sobbing violently over the lifeless body of his beloved Princess. He still could not comprehend...
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 "Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
"Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
My Little Pony: Voyage of Friendship

Episode 1: It Begins part 1

Dawn panted as she cantered down the улица, уличный in Ponyville. Gotta to get to the Ponyville Hotel! She thought. She almost past it in her rush. She then bounded through the doors, up the marble stairs, and rapidly knocked on room 245’s door.

“Uncle Armor, Aunt Cadance, open up! It’s me, Dawn Bright,” Dawn shouted. She then heard hoofsteps and then her uncle, Shining Armor, opened the door and said, “Dawn Bright great of you- Dawn didn’t give him the chance to finish as she rushed in and hide behind a chair.

Aunt Cadance walked...
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