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Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each год Ты wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten: ... I've been working on that, I saw a bunch of Jason Voorhee's Фильмы as preparation for Nightmare Night.. Nothing he can do will scare m-

Master Sword: Эй, Saten..

Saten: (screams in fear snd accidentally bucks Sword in the stomach).

Master Sword: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!?

Saten: Well don't sneak up on me like that!

Derpy: (sarcastically) Yeah, your gonna do FINE tonight Saten.

Master Sword: Ты guys coming to the Maze?

Trixie: Yes.. But not wait at this moment..

Master Sword: Well... Looking вперед to Ты guys being there.. Especially Ты Derpy.

Derpy: Best not get romantic on Nightmare Night.. Ruins the mood of the night.

Master Sword: (chuckles) fair enough.. granny smith, бабушка кузнец, гренни смит says I swear to much, and may need to tune that down a bit.

Trixie: Well, she's not wrong.

Master Sword: When was the last time I swore to much.

Derpy: Well... There was the event with the snake.

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Master Sword: (showing snake to high school students) And the most I know about this species is that i- (suddenly the bites his arm) AHH! FUCK!

Students: (turn quite)

Master Sword: (pulls the snake off angrily) GOD FUCKIN DAMN IT! Fuckin son of a, FUCK!

Audience: (gasps)

Master Sword: Oh, the fucking stupid-ass serpent BIT ME!

Principle: Mr Sword, please sto-

Master Sword: Oh, варенье, джем a lit sparkler up my asshole and then do sit-ups. lt hurts so bad!

Principle: Sir! Words like that are NOT allowed in this school!

Master Sword: (screaming) MOTHER FUCKER BIT ME!... (calmly) I.. I mean the snake bit me... I think I need a hospital.

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Master Sword: Look.. I explained about that.

Derpy: Whatever.. Granny's write, try to keep a lid on it this year.
posted by Canada24
Having won the battle, our Герои regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a рыба as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity сказал(-а) slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Ben was walking the streets of Ponyville with Rarity. They were searching for Jeff and Jack. The еще he walked the еще trouble he could see Jeff potentially getting into. Vegetable carts to knock over, innocents to slaughter, there was even a gray pegasus that had crossed eyes that Ben was 99% sure wouldn't survive a секунда after being seen by Jeff.

"What did Ты say your Друзья looked like?" Rarity asked.

"One has a white hoodie and black hair. The other has a black hoodie and brown hair with a blue mask." Ben described them in as little detail as possible, as not to disturb Rarity. Plus,...
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 the toy
the toy
I hate Princess Skyla. This is a Статья explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If Ты are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If Ты are или Храбрая сердцем enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of Ты Hasbro! Original indeed.

The секунда is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...
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WARNING: IF Ты HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 2:

Chapter 1 - No, Not Pinkie Pie!:
It had been a week since радуга Dash had left. Pinkie had told everypony that she had gone off to be with the Wonderbolts, and had shunned all the others.
"Well tarnation!" яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса had exclaimed. "Who needed her anyway?"
But Twilight was skeptical. She went back to the библиотека to mull things over. ‘First яблоко Bloom, then Twist, and now радуга Dash. Why is everypony in such a hurry to leave Ponyville? And why do they keep leaving exactly once a week?’
Suddenly, a horn sounded....
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