posted by SomeoneButNoone
New Equestrian Order
Canterlot - Tavern under the wet cat.
пони Elf - Ты don't have to...
Crimson - Эй,
Ты saved my friend life! еще пиво here!
Shadowknight - So, what is your name.
Lannel - My name is Lannel.
Crimson - Weird name...
Lannel - We elfs get name from different things. I was a bridge to my father leadership so that's what my first part of name means - bridge.
Shadowknight - And second?
Lannel - Women... I guess...
Crimson - Hmmm that's pretty OK.
Shadowknight - Well we get names just like Ты but less in poetry.
Crimson - My name was changed from Harvest, my father wanted me to work on farm but I became slave and now I'm here as an assasin.
Shadowknight - Still stupid name Ты chosed.
Crimson - Tch. Never heard orgin of your name *drinks*
Shadowknight - Well my grand fathers were travelers and mercenary Knights. Name just came from that I guess.
Crimson - Well now its noble.
Lannel - Ты guys are pretty fun.
Shadowknight - This alcocholic here is fun when he don't drink so much.
Crimson - Эй,
Ты like to get drunk too aren't ya!
Shadowknight - *sighs*
Lannel - *laughs*
Crimson - So where Ты come from Magical elf.
Lannel - I come from... Actually don't really know as I traveled alot.
Crimson - I'm a local guy coming from Canterlot lands.
Shadowknight - I come from Eastern Kingdom. I moved with father after escaping slavery. Well living here is good bu-
*3 loud bells can be heard*
Shadowknight - 3 bells... *grabs sword*
Lannel - What's happening?
Crimson - 3 bells - we are under siege. *grabs dagger*
Shadowknight - What's happening.
Queen - We need to prepare armies fast I don't know how to lead I will ask Ты to do this job Shadowknight.
Shadowknight - I... Who... Who is attacking.
Holy Palladin - *yells* Эй,
Queen - They call themselves New Equestrian Order...
Shadowknight - ...
изумруд - I'm... Scared...
Pearl - *hides behind Emerald*
Shadowknight - *turns to captain* How much man we have.
Captain - About Five Thousand ready and еще preparing.
Shadowknight - It looks like they have seven thousand.
Captain - If we prepare flank attack we will break their defence.
Shadowknight - Execute... I'll lead main army...
1 час later
2 armies stand in front each orther
Messenger - Surrender now and we will gladly let Ты live sir Shadowknight.
Shadowknight - ... Kill him.
Messenger - NO WAIT SONT KILL MES- *gets bigger by an arrow*
Crimson - Palladin want to force изумруд to marriage with him so he can take De Jure lands. He have claims on far lands.
Shadowknight - He want to have connection to Imperial Crown of Equestria... Tch.
Crimson - Even if he need to kill his own kids to keep it... He is the worst. I heard his he treat his own maids.
Shadowknight - ...
*armies rush to attack*
Shadowknight - FOR GLORY OF CANTERLOT CHAAAARGE!
*armies fight witch each orther*
Palladin - There Ты are! *rushes on Shadowknight*
Shadowknight - *defends*
Palladin - *pushes him forward*
Shadowknight - (He is strong) *keeps his sword up*
Palladin - *kicks his stomach* Idiot *punches his face* Fool *strikes with his lance*
Shadowknight - *avoids but gets his hoof injured*
Palladin - Don't Ты see this Ты are weak compared to my might! *his lance shines*
Shadowknight - Divine weapon... Shit... *runs*
Palladin - *throws the lance but misses* Damn...
Shadowknight - Now... *strikes him with sword*
Palladin. - *takes out dagger and stabs him* Khah...
Shadowknight - Ugh... no......way........
Crimson - *throws dagger in Holy Palladin back*
Palladin - Argk... *takes dagger out* You... Little...
Knight - WE ARE BEING FLANKED!
Palladin - Fall back!!! We will meet again......
Shadowknight - *holds wound* eh...
Crimson - You're Ok?
Shadowknight - Somehow... Huh...
1 день later
Lilly - So coalition then...
Griffon King - No orther way.
Changeling Prince - Ofcours only in defence.
Queen - We all agree on it...
So will it be.