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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 3 is beginning

радуга Dash: *Shoots two zombies* Die Ты undead flesh addict! *Reloading the Olympia*
Applejack: *Throws a grenade which kills three zombies* Explosives make things so much easier.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two heads off of zombies with one bullet from her M14* I take your pain, I put my screw in it. Ggggggg, and I take it out! *Shoots the head off of another zombie*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade killing four zombies* Ты exprode with honor!
радуга Dash: *Shoots two zombies with one shot from her Olympia, but only one zombie dies. She stabs the секунда zombie with her knife, killing the zombie* Raagh!
Applejack: *Throws another grenade killing three zombies* I'll drink to your death.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of a zombie* Oh, his torture was so beautiful. *Shoots the head off of another zombie* And, he is no longer with us.
Twilight: *Throws another grenade, killing three zombies* That is 1 for Twiright, 0 for zombie.
радуга Dash: *Shoots another zombie, then reloads her shotgun. Two еще appear, and she shoots the both of them* Awesome!!
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie with her shotgun, and stabs another one three times until it dies* Reaaaagh!
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots a zombie, and runs to the door behind her. She buys it, and goes to an area that says toiletten* Ah, a bathroom. Not a very interesting place. Unless you're German. LIKE ME!!
радуга Dash: Ugh, Pinkie Pie abandoned us. Typical. *Shoots another zombie, then runs to the barrier that Pinkie was at*
Pinkie Pie: *Runs to see pictures of herself, and her teammates. She sees the picture of радуга Dash* Hello Dashie. Oh, it's just a portrait. AN UGLY ONE! *Looks at a picture of a пони covered entirely in black* This one didn't photograph so well. *Runs to Applejack's picture* Her eyes are following me. *Runs to her picture* Oh look, it's me. But not quite as magnificent! *Goes to Twilight's picture* Ah, it's a picture of the princess.

While Pinkie Pie was looking at the pictures, the other ponies killed the rest of the zombies

Round 3 is over.

Score

радуга Dash: 1300
Applejack: 1140
Pinkie Pie: 40
Twilight Sparkle: 1210

Kill count

радуга Dash: 18
Applejack: 17
Pinkie Pie: 9 (9 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 18 (1 head shot)

Round 4 will start in the Далее part
Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What Ты doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, Ты NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go Главная and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk Ты home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do Ты still Любовь me!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to...
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 My Corvette
My Corvette
Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the Назад part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching еще television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still Показ that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...
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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that Капкейки was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: Капкейки COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope Ты enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if Ты didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI пони who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed by that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground by Saten...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic радуга as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating Рождество at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do Ты like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...
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posted by alexischaos2004
NOTE: No, there won't be any alicorn transformations или any alicorn characters in this fanfiction, just normal Equestrian stuff! Also, there is no demented, messed up content in this fanfic. Not Яой или yuri. Not a creepypasta, either.

"Meet Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy paced through the sky, her cream colored wings flapping rapidly. She flew over the bustling streets of PonyVille, enjoying her flight. Fluttershy never flapped her wings this fast, but she still never gained confidence in challenging радуга Dash to a race. She has also changed just a bit, she no longer has fears over pointless occasions....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad день for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To Показать Ты what we're talking about, let me Показать Ты four pictures.

Look at the four bottom pictures.

Master Sword: Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
FlashLight ShipFic.
After Twilight received her Название as "Princess of Friendship", some thoughts were roaming through her mind, "When will I be able to travel to other places apart from Equestria, Will I have to leave my Друзья to rule my kingdom, and this one thought that kept coming through her mind. "Will I have a prince to fall in Любовь with?" she thought.
A Couple of weeks had passed since those thoughts. The royal alicorn was busying organizing some Книги in her new huge библиотека in the castle. "Spike!" the purple alicorn called out. "Where is that book on historical events of the royal...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.

Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do Ты think Ты have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help Ты find it.
Renee: Thank you.

Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.

Renee: Pete...
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YTP is short for Youtube poop. I have no idea why it's called that, so don't ask me.
video
my
magic
friendship
радуга dash
is
fluttershy
my little пони
Дружба — это чудо
 Searin' (Blazin's mom, Далее to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
Searin' (Blazin's mom, next to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
As of now, Blazin's parent's are at the hospital waiting for the жеребенок, жеребёнок to arrive. Blazin' is sitting at home, accompanied by Celestia, because Luna was asleep during the day. It was a long wait, and he was getting nervous.

Celestia: Please relax, everything will be fine. Your sister will be here soon, I'm sure of it.

Blazin': I know, but waiting is just making me еще nervous....

The mane six were in a corner of his living room, staring at him like he was hyped on sugar.

Rarity: This is by far the scariest I've seen him so far. He's not even doing anything, but still...

Blazin' suddenly looks at...
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