Date: March 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:05 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

In the train yard, an Olympic sign was hanging on Snowflake's tower.

Pete: *Standing in front of lots of ponies* Our railroad has been around since July 1, 1862. If the ponies from that time saw how pathetic Ты were in attempting to Переместить that locomotive back onto the rails, they'd probably shoot you.
Hawkeye: That's the way they do it in the good old Wild West.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Now, have Ты decided on your teams, Hawkeye, and Stylo?
Stylo: Yes sir, we did.
Orion: Why are Hawkeye, and Stylo team captains? I'd be perfect for that!
Ponies: No!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Because I trust these two very well.
Hawkeye: Very well, let's go check on the well in hell, and ring a колокол, колокольчик, белл for Показать and tell.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Stylo: Minus hell, you'd make a good Dr. Seuss.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Enough. We need to review the teams. Hawkeye's team, The Magnificent Less Than Seven..
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: ...Has Hawkeye, Orion, Dan, Mirage, Mike, and Metal Gloss. Stylo's team, The Green Caterpillars. Stylo, Snowflake, Percy, Jeff, Nicole, and Stephanie.
Stylo: Good luck with the Scottish Retard.
Mike: *Examining sand in his hoof, and eats it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: All right. There are three games that your teams will compete in. Game 1, Baggo. Each team has two boards connected to each other with rope. Each board has a hole in it for throwing фасоль, бин bags. Here's how this will work. Each member will throw their фасоль, бин bags towards the board on the other side of the rope. If it goes in the hole, Ты get a point. After throwing your фасоль, бин bag, Ты will run to the other board, retrieve your фасоль, бин bag, and when everypony does this, Ты do it again with the other board. Got it?
Stylo: Got it.
Mirage: Loud, and clear.
Hawkeye: We all got it.
Pete: Good. Ready! Set! Go!
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Throw their фасоль, бин bags. They both make it in, and run to the other side*
Snowflake: Good luck brother.
Orion: *Throws his beanbag, and misses*
Snowflake: *Throws her beanbag, and misses*

They both ran to the other side after that

Metal Gloss & Percy: *Throw their beanbags. Percy misses, but Metal Gloss makes it*
Pete: The Magnificent Less Than Seven is winning.
Jeff & Dan: *Throw their beanbags*
Dan: *Misses, but uses his unicorn magic to put the beanbag in*
Pete: *Blows a whistle* Disqualification for use of magic!!
Hawkeye: Dan!!!!
Mirage: We were winning until Ты did that!!
Dan: Well, fuck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Далее game.

2 B Continued