Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? Ты just decided to skip our ужин without telling me? Are Ты aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for Ты at a таблица with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want Ты to make Друзья with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! Ты still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if Ты want to give me a секунда chance или not. Starlight had to choose between Ты and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten Twist: (in head) I wish she didn't say it that way.

Starlight Glimmer (hurt): Ты win? This was only to get back at Twilight!?

Trixie: Exactly! [beat] Wait! I mean, no! I got caught up in the moment. I like you. Beating Twilight is just a bonus. [gasps] Saying that didn't help, did it?

Starlight (in tears): I should've known. Nobody in Ponyville wanted to be my friend. Why would you? [runs off sobbing]

Trixie: Wait, it's not like that! I am your friend. [groans]... (pauses)

Twilight (angrily): Well, Ты won. I hope you're happy!

Trixie: [sadly] Looks like the Great and Powerful Trixie is back to a solo show.

Saten: I'm sorry Trixie..

Trixie attempts to play it off, but it's clear she's really depressed, and she rudely kicks Twilight out. Even (more nicely) tells Saten to leave two. She wants to be alone.

Saten (sarcastic clapping): Oh bravo Twilight! Bravoooooo

Twlight (annoyed): Oh shut up Sat-

Saten (angrily): No Ты shut up, bitch!

Twilight: Excuse me!?


Twilight: It wasn't my fault.

Saten: YES IT WAS! I told Ты to leave them alone! But Ты were too god damn stubborn!.. Now the other cute girl, is also upset!

Twilight: … I'll make it right.

Saten: Ты BETTER! (starts flying off)

Twilight: Where are Ты going?

Saten: I need to be alone for a bit! (leaves).


Kid Saten steals a пиво out of curiousity, while his parents are violently fighting in the background. еще out of curiousity than anything he tries a sip just as Saten's father walks in, and sees Saten react negatively to the taste.

Saten's dad: HEY!

Saten: Dad, I'm sorry, I-

Saten dad: No.. If your gonna steal.. At least finish it.

Saten: But dad, I don't want t-

Saten's dad: FINISH IT!

Scared, Saten takes a bg drink. But he can't do it. He can't drink it.

Saten's dad: Pathetic. Can't even finish a beer!

Saten: A -Are Ты punishing me for stealing?

Saten's dad: I'm punishing Ты for being alive! Ты and your mother are pathetic!

Saten (timedly): I know dad.

Saten's dad: Might as well get use to that drink.. Your just gonna be alcholic.. It's a curse to the family.

Saten (timedly): I know dad.

Saten's dad: Anyway.. I need to lay down.. Go do youur chores.

Saten: Yes dad.. (takes another sip).


Bartender: Sir.. SIR!

Saten (having droaned out): Huh, what?

Bartender: I said, what would Ты like?

Saten: I... Ты know what.. I'll just have a water.

Bartender: If Ты insist (gives him a water).

Saten: (drinks from it, when Twilight runs in).

Twilight: Saten! We might still have hope.. We can rebuild Starlight and Trixie.

Saten: Hmm.. Maybe.. But WE weren't reponsible.. Only you.

Twilight: I... Okay, fair enough.. But I'm trying Saten.. Just wanted Ты to know I'm trying.

Saten: Well.. Good.. еще than my dad ever did.

Twilight: What?

Saten: Nothing, forget I сказал(-а) anything.. Better hurry off.

Twilight: Will do.. (runs back out).