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Saten: It's too bad that Carly girl didn't come.

Derby: She seemed kinda messed up in the head.

Saten: So?

Derby: We already have someone for that role.


Master Sword: Эй, Derpy, happy birthday.. Here's your present.

Derpy: Is that a head!?

Master Sword: (holding dead пони head) Yep, he shouldn't of touched my stuff!


Starlight: Are Ты sure guys sure about this..

Saten: Эй, we're here for you.

Spike: Me tw-

Saten: (angrily) SHUT UP SPIKE!.. (calmly to Starlight) See, we're all Друзья here.

Starlight: Well, no offence Saten, but Ты don't exactly build to my comfort.

Saten: Hey.....
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THE Далее DAY:


Saten: Me?

Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so Ты can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.

Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?

Twilight: (giggles) of coarse Ты can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.

Saten: Fine, fine.

Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and Ты two can head straight to Sunburst's!

Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!

Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.

Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!

Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2oKRKZnEoA

Dad: *Mowing the lawn*
Leonard: *Stops his car near Lewis' dad, and gets out* Mr. Lee? I want to talk to you.
Dad: *Turns off the lawnmower, and runs away*
Leonard: *Flies, and lands in front of Lewis' dad* I don't think so. Ты try to run away from an officer again, you'll be arrested. Ты haven't broken the law, but your son wants to be with us. If being a cop is what he wants, Ты let him have it. Understand?
Dad: I'll kill that worthless bastard.
Leonard: That's it. You're under arrest.
Lewis: *Watching from inside the house*

My dad threatened to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Since I was born in 1963, I had the interest of being a cop. I saw them on TV, saving ponies from danger, and that's what got me interested.

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHkynGXUpmY

Glasgow Village, St. Foalis, 1981

Lewis: *Running out of his house*

I'd spend most of my time in Summer, running around town, trying to find these two detectives. My family lived in the Northern section of town, just Далее to Interstate 270, near Chouteau Island. I just graduated from Riverview Gardens High School, and even though my parents wanted me to go to College, I had something else in mind.

Lewis: *Sees...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Tony Wineglass plays as Lewis Lee
Tony Wineglass plays as Lewis Lee

 Chimney Sweep Plays as Bob Stone
Chimney Sweep Plays as Bob Stone

 Sam Phillips plays as Shawn Baldwin
Sam Phillips plays as Shawn Baldwin

St. Foallis Maresourri, 1996

The three characters in the pictures above were driving this car down a road at 2 in the morning. They were all tired, and wanted to go to bed.

Bob: Ah hell. Give me еще booze before we do anything like this again.
Lewis: Okay.
Mare: *Talking on the radio* Attention all units, 211 in progress-
Lewis: What the hell is this?
Bob: A robbery at this time of night?
Shawn: What the hell is going on?
Lewis: Shh!
Mare: -Suspect is inside the bank, witnesses...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...
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The ending is reusing a scene from Season 1.. Just Любовь using it..


Derpy: Well... That was scary.

Saten: Yeah.. But we still need a lift.. Lets ask her.

Carly Jade: (walking by) Who me?

Saten: Yeah.. Mind giving us a lift to the air port?

Carly: Sure kid, just let me put my lawn trimmings in the trunk.. (puts a suspicious looking body bag into the хобот, ствол of her car).

Derpy: Saten.. I -I think that was a body.

Saten: Yeah, I thought so two, but than she сказал(-а) it was lawn trimmings, gotta learn to listen Derpy.


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Trevor Phillips is mentioned in this, as a inside joke from TREVR PHILLIPS SERIES. Cause Pinkie Pie was involved as Trevor's henchmen (Cupcakes version of her)..


Starlight Glimmer, newly accepted student to Princess Twilight Sparkle, tries finding her way around the large замок of Friendship. Upon finding Twilight in the замок library, Starlight thanks Twilight for letting her stay at the замок after everything she's done in the past. Twilight tries to help Starlight feel welcome, and as Starlight's teacher, she tries to figure...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Near Ponyville.

Officer - Hail Captain Shadowknight of City-state of Canterlot!
Shadowknight - Good день Officer of West Kingdom.
Officer - It's glorious день isn't it.
Shadowknight - Worry not as your kingdom will be connected soon too.
Officer - Just some time left...
Shadowknight - Aye...
Lilly - *runs up to Shadowknight*
Shadowknight - Ты should be in West Kingdom!
Lilly - I had to run... East Kingdom was scheeming with Imperium.
Shadowknight - Darn it!


Palladin - Prepare my dear soldiers as we will march into hell tonight! As United Imperium we will keep the strict Dictatorship...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Slash - So why Ты called me here for.
Midnight - First to enjoy some coffee and get some info from you.
Slash - About fox?
Midnight - Bingo.
Slash - Not much to say... It's *sighs* truly appreciated formula for sadistic rulers.
Midnight - What do Ты mean?
Slash - If Ты make a legend, someone will copy it. And it becomes domino effect.One лиса, фокс dies, two rises. No one can stop it *takes cigarette.*
Midnight - That's awful...
Slash - Every formula have flaw of course. But I can't break it myself.
Midnight - I'll help!
Slash - Huh? How...
Midnight - I will catch every лиса, фокс for you!
Slash - Hm......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 10:30 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

When Mirage returned with Nicole, Stephanie was helping some ponies uncouple freight cars.

Pony 75: Uncouple the Missouri Pacific car from the rest of the train.
Stephanie: *Uncouples a Missouri Pacific Boxcar from the train, and watches it roll down the hump*
Mirage: *Walks over to Stephanie with Nicole* Hello Steph. Glad Ты could make it.
Stephanie: Thanks Mirage. So is this all we're doing? Taking turns in uncoupling freight cars from trains?
Nicole: Not exactly. There are lots of freight cars containing stone...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails


Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.

Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your пони phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand Ты like I do. I'm at work listening to my Холодное сердце soundtrack. She'll never understand Ты like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for Ты to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If Ты could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't Ты see? Ты belong with me. Ты belong with me.

Walking in the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki: *Passes Andy, and Mercedes*
Andy: *Sees пони 49 catching up to Nikki, and turns on his lights to pursue the two ponies*
Mercedes: Y6, in pursuit of a 1968 Shelby GT500, and a 2014 Corvette. We're southbound, entering the highway.
Tim: Talk to them.
Julia: GT24, we'll keep our eyes open on-
Tim: *Turns right, and goes off road*
Julia:-What do Ты think you're doing?!!?!?!?!
Tim: Taking a short cut. *Gains air when hitting a rail on a train track, and drifts onto the highway*
GMC Pony: *Honks his horn for two секунды while slowing down*
Tim: They just got onto the highway, so we gotta wait for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red drove her police car back at the station with Toby, Julia, and Tim.

Tim: I'm going home.
Julia: But Ты have to sign out.
Tim: Do it for me. *Quickly walks to his car, gets in, and does a burnout as he leaves*
Julia: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office* Captain, do Ты have a minute?
Captain Jefferson: Sure.
Julia: *Enters the office, and sits down* Tim's really bored with his new assignment.
Captain Jefferson: Then tell him to suck it up. Ты two will do this until your car gets fixed, and I better not here Ты complain about your traffic control assignment.
Julia: No sir. No complaints from me....
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Болталка dialectics

Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless Статья of Болталка Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our Избранное party pony, Pinkie Pie. This Статья interlocks with the Назад one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the Далее few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth Стена breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On the freeway, Tim, and Julia arrived at the spot they were supposed to control, in a police car with two other ponies.

Officer 9: Tim, Ты stand in the left there. Julia, stand between the two left lanes.
Julia: That's dangerous. Ты really want me to do that?
Officer 9: Ты have wings.
Officer 5: Anyone that tries to run Ты down will be chased down by us. Not a single пони has escaped from us.
Tim: *Unimpressed* Yeah, okay. Julia, I'm going to let your lane go first.
Julia: Okay Tim.
Tim: *Stops the cars in his lane to let the ones in Julia's lane go*
Julia: *Watching ponies in their cars pass...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's car
Nikki's car
Episode 11: Traffic Control

Special guest star: Nikki West from Jade_23

Nikki stopped on Green Drive, Далее to the auto shop.

 Nikki is drag racing a пони in this car
Nikki is drag racing a пони in this car

Nikki: *Sees the пони in his car* Enjoy that car while Ты can. It'll be mine once this race is over.
Pony 49: We'll see about that. From here to exit 7 on the round freeway.
Nikki: You're on!

After three seconds, the ponies took off.

Nikki: *Passes under the highway bridge, then the railroad crossing, as she looks back at the пони racing her* Ты picked the wrong пони to race.
Pony 49: *Passes the railroad crossing, then starts to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Swerve into each other, and stop, blocking the freeway*
Other Ponies: *Stopping. One heads towards them in a sports car, and hits both of the cars going airborne*


Julia: Tim's really bored with his new assignment.
Captain Jefferson: Then tell him to suck it up. Ты two will do this until your car gets fixed.


Tim: Did Ты see what just arrived?
Julia: No. What is it?
Tim: An old Monaco.


Nikki: *Drag racing a пони in a Corvette*

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKTrOqd5qQU

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:11 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: Game number 2. A relay race. Ты must run from the flatcar, to the boxcar, and back to your teammates. In order to make your teammates go, Ты have to hoofbump them. Is everyone ready?

Everyone is ready

Pete: Three! Two! One! GO!
Hawkeye: & Stylo: *Running Далее to each other*
Ponies: *Cheering for their teammates*
Hawkeye: *Reaches the boxcar first, and runs back to Orion*
Stylo: *Makes it to the boxcar, and runs back to Snowflake*
Snowflake: Come on Stylo, you're falling behind!
Hawkeye: *Hoofbumps Orion*...
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