The following is a parody of the song Without Me.

Two trailer park girls go around the outside, around the outside, around the outside.

Two trailer park girls go around the outside, around the outside, around the outside.

Guess who's back? Back again. Sean is back. Tell a friend.

Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

Okay, the parody is over assholes! XD Just kidding, you're all great people.

I'd Любовь to post еще Статьи like this one, but it's not easy. My laptop died, and I need a new one. In the meantime, I'll be here with my...

This fanfic is based off the book Middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life by James Patterson

Hills Village Middle School. It's like a prison for colts, and fillies. Many of the teachers are rude, and so is nearly every student. I found out about all this when I got to my first class.

Rafe: *looking for a place to sit*
Ponies: *staring at Rafe*
Rafe: *goes to back row*
Miller: *staring*
Rafe: *sits down*
Miller: Sitting in the back, huh?
Rafe: Uh, yeah.
Miller: Are Ты one of those troublemakers или something?
Rafe: I don't know. Not really.
Miller: *shakes head* This is where all the juvies...

In loving memory of Jordy-Dash. Before deleting his account, he asked me to have his OC in this fanfiction.

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, by the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake...

After seeing Santa, we put our Рождество дерево up.

Dad: *On stepladder putting on ornaments*
Mother: This looks wonderful.
Dad: Thanks. *Looks at Рождество lights* Wait a minute. The blue lights are out.
Mother: The blue lights are fine. It's red that's out.
Dad: Baah, I'm not colorblind.
Mother: I'm not colorblind either.
Dad: *Fixes the green lights* Ah. See, I told Ты it was green. *Sees all of the lights in the house turn off*
Mother: AH!
Randy: *Screams*
Dad: HOLD IT!! Don't anypony move!! A fuse it out!

The old stallion could replace fuses quicker then a jackrabbit on a date. He bought 'em...

While Captain Wilson was busy working in the yards, Percy came to see him.

Percy: Who is he?
Gordon: A visitor.
Percy: Why is he here?
Gordon: Don't ask me. *walks away*

At the train station

Hawkeye: *stops train*
Stylo: *Gets out*
Hawkeye: *gets out*
Pete: Well done Ты two. I called Ты back here, because I want to Показать Ты a visitor.
Hawkeye: Okay *Looks around* I don't see anypony of important significance.
Pete: That's because he's in the yards.
Hawkeye: Oh. *walks to train yard*
Pete & Stylo: *Follow Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Gordon* Where are Ты going?
Gordon: To the station. *walks away*
Pete:...

The Далее morning, June 29, 1892

Henry: *Laughing* We did it Andrew. The mill has been reinforced, shielded, and now let's watch the union try to get in.
Union Ponies: *Walking towards steel mill*
Andrew: They're coming this way. I see them.
Union Ponies: *Seeing Sniper towers, and water cannons*
Sniper: *About to shoot a union pony*
Henry: Hold your fire. Do not shoot until I tell Ты too!
Sniper: *Salutes*
Union Ponies: *Go to entrance* I can't believe they would set up so many sniper towers. *tries to open door* What the hay? The door won't open.
Andrew: Hahahahaha! They can't get in.
Union Captain:...

Shortly after радуга Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do Ты know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want Ты to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go by the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also an armory room, we oughta put one in there.
Rainbow Dash: And one...

Rice, and his gang planned to go to a parking garage. They would dump the body into the хобот, ствол of another car.

Rice & Mafia: *drive into garage*
Buddy: *parks outside of garage*
Ringo: *parks behind Buddy*
garage owner: *closes door*
Rice: Good work, now come over here.
garage owner: *walks to Rice* Open the хобот, ствол of that car.
garage owner: What are Ты doing all this for?
Rice: Open the trunk!!
garage owner: *opens trunk*
Rice: Put that cop in here.
mafia: *puts Sigmund in trunk*
Rice: *locks trunk*
garage owner: *runs off*
Clint: *kills гараж owner*

Meanwhile, outside the garage

Buddy: Police! Open...

Seanthehedgehog & Fefe2002 present

Rainbow Dash Gets Sued

Ponies: *walking around Ponyville*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot, generic plot. Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot.

Snips & Snails: *running along houses*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, buy ours toys, generic-

Rainbow Dash: AH, ENOUGH ALREADY!! *looks at script* This story has nothing to do with the title! I mean look at this!! радуга Dash gets sued?! What kind of an idiot would write a story about me getting sued?

Pinkie Pie:...

There it was, the remains of cloudsdale castle, my brothers....castle h he was put in a coma defending it from the changelings....he saw....him again and it stirred up his rage, he ran at the prince of changelings and tried to take him down but it was a trap, he was drenched in water taking his огонь abilities away and then electrocuted by that traitor....when he fell cloudsdale fell, luckily we have him back home...canterlot...the final city that the пони resistance has against Queen chrysalis.

I flew down to the wreckage and looked around for any thing that could help us, weapons, food, medicine...anything...

Back at the saloon

Dexter: *Returns*
Flim: Did Ты give them that letter?
Dexter: Yeah.
Flam: Now what?
Flim: Now, we wait until tomorrow. That is when we kill Applejack.

Later that evening

Applejack: *Shooting tree*
Braeburn: Stop shooting my tree!
Applejack: I'm practicing so I can defeat the Flim Flam brothers.
Braeburn: Practice on my shed, not the tree.
Applejack: *Sighs* *Shoots window*
Braeburn: *Sees damage* Ok, maybe that's enough practicing.
Applejack: Whatever, I'm going to practice somewhere else. *Leaves*
Braeburn: *Walks back into home*

Applejack wanted to practice at a cemetary, but...

As радуга carried both me, and Twilight, Robotnik woke up. He decided to run away, and think of another plan.

Pinkie Pie: Where's Twilight?
Applejack: I see her! радуга is carrying her with Sean.
Rainbow Dash: *enters train* Why did the train stop?
Applejack: We don't know.
Rainbow Dash: Ok, I'll deal with that. Rarity, do Ты know any ressurection spells?
Rarity: I'm afraid I don't darling.
Rainbow Dash: Shit. We have to get to Canterlot pronto! *flies to engine*
Nazis: *start to arrive*
Rainbow Dash: They killed the engineer, and took all the coal! *flies to back of train*

If радуга Dash could...

Bambi & Thumper got arrested, so Con & Whataspy continued, in Con's car again.

Con: Where is Discord's base?
Whataspy: On a oil rig west of here.
Cop 4: Hey, it's that car we've been chasing yesterday!
Cop 1: Let's get it!
Con: Cops, great!
Whataspy: Keep driving. *grabs gun*
Con: WHAT ARE Ты DOING?!
Whataspy: *shoots cops*
Cop 1: We need еще officers, pronto!
Con: I got an idea *hits self destruct button*
Whataspy: What's that for?
Con: Trust me. *teleports away*
Cop 1: There it is.
Cop 4: They're gone. Set up a parking boot.

But the car blew up. Con & Whataspy however, were in a worse...

The Далее день in Canterlot

Moneybit: Welcome back Mr. Mane.
Con: Thank Ты Moneybit. I better be еще careful, cause I'll only live twice.
Moneybit: I hear ya.
P: Glad to see you're still alive 0007.
Con: Oh yes. Even though I died I'm on another life.
P: You're second. Now listen, I need Ты to go to England, and help M.I.6 stop someone from creating W.M.D's.
Con: What kind are we dealing with?
P: First it was grenades, now it's rockets.
Con: How big?
P: Big enough to destroy Manehattan.
Con: Well we can't allow that. I'm on my way.
S: Con. Wait up.
Con: Why?
S: P assigned me to go with you.
Con:...

At Canterlot

P: There Ты are Con. I have a mission for Ты to do.
Con: What is it?
P: I need Ты to stop the Mexicans from destroying non mexican cities with a satellite named Golden Iris.
Con: Ok I'm on it.
P: Go see S before Ты leave. He has some stuff to Показать you.
Con: *walks toward gadget developing area*
Moneybit: Still wrecking exotics Mr. Mane?
Con: Only if I have to.
Moneybit: S is ready to see Ты now.
Con: Эй, S. Sorry about your leg.
S: What for?
Con: Ты broke it and-
S: *shoots missile*
Con: :O
S: Let me Показать Ты your new vehicle. Meuzda Derpy, the perfect vehicle for the mission you...

The Далее день four Chevronet Pearlas pulled up toward a new helicopter.

Con: *sneaks by*
Dutch пони 1: We would like to thank the Mexican Military for lending us one of the very first helicopters to us.
Crowd: *cheers*
Dutch пони 1: This chopper has two machine guns, and four ракета launchers.
Con: *walks away*
Senia: That пони is a spy!
Con: *runs away*
Dutch ponies: *block Con*
Con: *escapes with magic*

Con was on his way to Canterlot, but lets go to a Russian military base.

Boris: Charleen. Come check this out!
Charleen: What is it?
Boris: *shows desktop*
Charleen: Why did Ты put a pair of titties...

It was awful. Flames covered the town like a blanket. Hydras and full-grown Драконы stormed the small village. The sky was a dark red, and the only things Ты could hear was the roars of horrific monsters and the screams of terrified ponies. Twilight ran through the terrified scence, searching for her friends. She shouted at the вверх of her lungs, "PINKIE! RARITY! FLUTTERSHY!" she kept moving, to avoid getting caught by any monsters who might spot her. "APPLEJACK! RAINBOW!" Then she saw one of the worst things that could happen. It was Princess Celestia. She lay on he floor, covered in ash,...

[Lets leave the 3 ponies, Tropical breeze, red rose and coffee cream for a few минуты and go up to Cantorlot hospital, where Twilight sparkle lay motion less with doctors surrounding her. Flash sentry was trying to get a look at what was going on but the doctors restrained him from seeing]


"What's going to happen to her!" Flash demanded. "You have been running tests for hours! Something must have shown up!" Twilights doctor, Dr. M.M Mystery, sighed and looked down at his clipboard That was in his hoofs. "Mr. Sentry, the best I can tell Ты is that she is most Likely to survive."


Flash looked...

As it seems some things have gone out of hand the past месяц или so, I would like to call out a cease and desist for all those involved with the Последнее events having to do with xFluttershyx

All those who have shown rage towards her, leave her alone. I include myself in this criteria of people, and I formally proclaim a public apology for any harm our Комментарии may have caused upon you.

All those who have been "defending" her, this cease and desist goes out to Ты as well. There is no need for Ты to blindly meddle in affairs Ты don't rightly know about.

This cease and desist goes out to xFluttershyx...

On the way to the bank

Dexter: *Driving car*
Octavia: *Sees Музыка store*
Dexter: What are Ты looking at?
Octavia: I saw this new cello.
Dexter: If Ты want, we can get it after our trip to the bank.
Octavia: That would be nice.
Dexter: *Continues driving*

At the bank

Dexter: Wait here while I get the money. *goes out of car*
Octavia: *Waiting*
Police Officer: *pulls up Далее to Octavia*
Octavia: *does not notice*
Police Officer: *walks up to Dexter's car* Ma'am? Step out of the car.
Octavia: *Steps out of car*
Police Officer: Is this your car?
Octavia: No, my friend told me to wait here while he...