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Episode 5: паук Man

Me: *Reading Amazing Фэнтези #15* at a cafe*

Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.

Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?

Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...

Me: Maybe паук Man?

Applejack: паук Man?

Me: паук Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained паук senses and super strength when he was bitten by a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.

Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!

Me: He finally got his own series, starting...
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Hello everyone. Рождество is almost here. Where Ты are with your family, friends.... или a bottle of beer. But, since there are no Рождество fanfics that I can review. I read Worst Fanfic Ever.... it will have to do. Now, what are my opinions on the fanfic. I think it is shit. Lets get it over with quick.
So, it is made by a guy called Troll. Oh great, where'd he write it. Inside his toilet bowl. I do not like trolls, they're the scum of the earth. So, a fanfic by a troll. Almost as bad as Hitler's birth. The story starts with lots of curse words. Oh boy, there's еще curse words here then sailor...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis continued Письмо his letter to another пони named Clint Eastwood.

You would be great Друзья with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to Присоединиться the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.

Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: Ты knew this entire time, and Ты didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Pete left, Gordon decided to make a phone call.

Gordon: *Waiting for operator to pick up*
Operator: Operator?
Gordon: This is the Cheyenne train station, for the Union Pacific. We'd like a стол письменный, стол for one of our offices.
Operator: Who would Ты like to speak to?
Gordon: Иисус christ, get me the fucking таблица company, или whatever the fuck that place is where they sell desks.
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call to стол письменный, стол servicing*
Desk seller: Hello, this is стол письменный, стол servicing. How may I help you?
Gordon: Get me a стол письменный, стол made out of oak wood to the Cheyenne train station immediately.
Desk seller:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* Эй, look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A doctor arrived, and examined Hawkeye's eyes. They were damaged, and needed bandages.

Hawkeye: Will my eyesight be gone forever?
Doctor: Most likely.
Hawkeye: Then I can't be called Hawkeye if I can't see shit.
Doctor: Ты didn't let me finish. There's a possibility that Ты can regain your eyesight. That should take three days. Until then, Ты are in no condition to drive a train.
Hawkeye: So what am I supposed to do?
Doctor: Take a break. Your boss understands.
Hawkeye: I can't just go back to my house, and do nothing. I want to stay here.
Doctor: Suit yourself, but be careful.
Hawkeye: Oh...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.

It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.

Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now Ты have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see Ты there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your ракета launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I told Ты Con Mane would return, and he's in a spy adventure which starts with a submarine going through the atlantic.

Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something.
Captain: What?
Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge.
Captain: What the fuck are Ты looking at that for?
Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.

And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.

Captain: How is this happening?!
Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!!
mexican: *drive barge near sub*
Captain: Of course. Mexicans!!
Mexicans: *go past submarine*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails


Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24


May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion....
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Notes: My Little пони is owned by Hasbro and created by Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that Ты enjoy and comment.

Twilight Sparkle, Spike, and Starlight Glimmer hanged out with Rarity. Rarity gave Twilight Sparkle some fancy capes that she designed for Twilight to wear at fancy events. Starlight Glimmer noticed that Spike kept staring at Rarity and drooling. Rarity oddly didn't notice that.

Twilight сказал(-а) "Thanks Rarity. These outfits will be shown off at the Далее Grand Galloping Galla."

Rarity сказал(-а) "I look вперед to that. I hope that Trenderhoof...
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posted by warriorlover40
I woke up at dawn hoping wishing something anything would happen different today. I put on my радуга dash рубашка and loyally necklace. POOF!
I woke up on a облако . A blue pegus flow by I know who it was. I had to look over my back, I had wings and a Музыка note cutie mark. I fell off the cloud. "HELP! I'm falling "I yelled.
"just fly "yelled some one
"I don't know how"
who ever it was flow over and catch me. I turn and looked at this cute young жеребенок, кольт who saved me. "My names lighting bolt and Ты can get down now" is what he сказал(-а) before he walked away...
in a dark part of the land,moans and screams could be heard as the barriers surrounding the creatures are slowly being penetrated,being banged over and over again by the arms of the species




at last the fence that held the monsters inside are broken and they are set free...free to go where they wanted...and do their eternal mission: to-k i L L a L L p o n i e s w h o h a d t h e m a r k!
~~~ ~~~ ~~~

Celestia awoke from her slumber,she sat up from her постель, кровати panting constantly,cold sweat dripping down from her face and a look of terror shown on her features "w-what...? n-nooo...they...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
(Plum Jerkum and Shot Glass walk through building)
Pony: Do Ты two have an appointment with Broadsword
Plum Jerkum: Appointment? With a mob boss... Well, yes. I'm слива Jerkum and this is Shot Glass
Pony: (Looks at paper) Yes, your on it. Ты two just need to take the elevator over there and head to the вверх floor
Plum Jerkum: Thanks (Plum and Shot go into elevator) (Elevator moves)
Plum Jerkum: Okay, so when we get up there, try to act normal
Shot Glass: Can't promise anything (Elevator stops) (Plum and Shot walk out)
Mob Boss Pony: So, Ты must be the Booze Brothers Micro Chip told me about. I suppose...
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked by me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no еще than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic...
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real Цитаты by me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way или anouther"

"Chainsaws, salve everything"

"Ted Bundy, bitch!"

"I'm no еще than what Ты expect from Irish French Canadians"

"Life is crazy. Nothing еще to say"

"Ever feel so damn miserable Ты just want to take everything Ты own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"

"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"

"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"

"Don't read this stupid story unless Ты like stupid comedies...
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Actor: I Любовь you, so say Ты Любовь me
Onyx050569: Um, director, I’m actually dating someone at the moment, do Ты mind if we rewrite the script
Director: Oh, for f**ks sake
Izfankirby: (Thinking) (This is what being a manager is like. Its Friday and Killer and the Yotsuba Corporation is going to kill someone soon. What would the others think) (Imagines)
Mr.Brightside: Izfan, will Ты stop messing around
MegaSonicZone: Will Ты cut it out with that crap, Izfan
Jordy_Dash: Stupidity is Izfan’s specialty
W: I know you’re imagining me right now, therefore,...
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Episode 6: Wolverine

Me: *Reading The Incredible Hulk #181 near a bakery*

Pinkie Pie: *Bounces up to me* Guten tag, Nick!

Me: Hello Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: *Notices the comic I am reading* Ooooh who's that yellow and blue guy?

Me: Oh, that's Wolverine.

Pinkie Pie: Wolverine? He sounds like fun!

Me: Well, he is the best at what he does. Wolverine, aka Logan, used to an agent for Canada, but later joined the X-Men. He has a healing factor, Adamantium-covered bone claws, and heightened senses.

Pinkie Pie: He sounds like he is best at what he does!

Me: He joined the X-Men in Giant Sized X-Men #1*, which...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the Ice Hotel, everypony was enjoying theirselves.

DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: *Sees Lady* Enjoying everything?
Lady: Everything seems so... *Looking at lights* Bright.
Con: Do Ты think it's better, или worse then 1958?
Lady: Worse. I'm sorry, but I'm used to rock and roll.
Con: Maybe, I can help Ты out with that. *goes to DJ*
DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: Hey, we got a request for some 50's rock, and roll.
DJ: Sure, let me check. *Finds old record* This will be great to play. *Playing song*
Con: Thanks a lot.
Lady: *Sees Con* What did Ты do?
Con: Just asked nicely. *Dances*
Lady: *Dances with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio


Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic радуга as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do Ты mean Ты don't know? What caused Ты to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are Ты going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...
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Twilight: (Singing Morning in Ponyville)
Wind: Can Ты keep it down? I have a hangover
Twilight: But Wind, today is a perfect day

Twilight: Today is not at all perfect.
Wind: (Sarcastically) Really? I never would have guessed. I mean, I thought everyday was gumdrops, lollipops, and all around total fuckery.
Twilight: Wind, I’m serious. All of my Друзья cutie marks have been swapped
Wind: What’s so bad about some stupid жопа, попка stamp
Twilight: If their swapped, then there destinies are different
Wind: Oh, so what. Destiny, schmestiny. I am sure they Любовь their new lives.
(They clearly do not)
Wind: Well,...
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