Princess Cadence

Ok, yet another Статья that may или may not go into the recycle bin titled "may finish later," in which I shamelessly rip off the probable 15 минуты of hard work another Фан put into their "episodic" series. Sorry, plazma, but this one's mine.

Pardon any mistakes или errors I make, because I have done zero research in the spirit of what literally anyone else on this site would do или not do.

I'm not sure on the demographic of this, but i've seen some divisive hate in the direction of newly-redeemed villain Starlight Glimmer. While I can't say I don't sympathize with the points and reasoning of...

Round 13 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Turning on the teleporter*
Applejack: *Getting the core linked to the pad*
Twilight: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box, hoping to find something to replace the Stakeout*

A C275 appeared

Twilight: *Replaces the Stakeout with the C275* This is unacceptabre.
Applejack: *Runs past them, getting into the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees a horde of zombies coming towards her* The mystery box can wait. *Runs to the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie Pie: *Puts the film reel she acquired earlier into the projector,...

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed by Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a place called Kino Der Toten, an abandoned movie theater, but she does not want us getting involved. We will use the teleporter to go to Kino Der Toten, and complete the job for Celestia, whether she wants us to, или not.

My Little Pony: Zombies...

Tim returned to the station with the пони he arrested. Ten минуты later, Tim was in the briefing room. The yellow unicorn in the front of the room was his captain, Sean Jefferson.

Captain Jefferson: Thanks to Tim, we got one of the улица, уличный racers already. His group is called the Low Riders, they race mostly muscle cars on the Round Freeway. They were at Green Drive so they could modify their cars whenever they weren't racing. Ты see, they were hanging out by the auto Магазин Далее to the highway bridge. If Ты spot anymore of them, call for backup. That's it, back to work.
GTPD Ponies: *Getting...

So a lot или all of Ты recall my theories on starlight glimmer and the CMC

This has almost nothing to do with that.

...

Except it totally does.

In the 100th episode (BTWspoilersaheaddon'tsayIdidn'twarnya)


Lyra and BonBon come to a realization. BonBon is actually a secret agent hiding out in ponyville, and her actual name is "Sweetie Drops."

She сказал(-а) that she had to go "deep undercover."

How deep? (inb4 that'swhatshesaid)


In today's conspiracy theory, I propose that the "secret agency" that BonBon was once a part of was a network of spies that was able to change their names, appearances, and even talents...

Hello! It's me, Blondlionezel! Today, I'm going to talk about the вверх 10 Фильмы I loved as a young kid. The Фильмы don't have to be good, but I have to had like them as a young kid. Now, without further ado, here is my вверх 10 Фильмы I Loved as a Young Kid!

But first, some honorable mentions!

* Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack (Modern Rating: 9.1/10)
* Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Movie (Modern Rating: 6/10)
* Zilla (Modern Rating: 1/10)
* Scooby Doo and the Cyber-Chase (Modern Rating: 7.5/10)
* Osmosis Jones (Modern Rating 5/10)

#10: акула Boy and Lava Girl (Modern...

"y'know, scootaloo has 7 scootering mentions, that makes [the mentions for the CMC's possible cutie marks] 7-5-3. That's a pattern"
-Triq

...yes. It is.

7x5x3 is 105

the first non-decimal number containing 3 digits that includes the number 5

5
episode 5 this season: tanks for the memories
included the 5 stages of grief

tanks for the memories was a fall out boy reference

"fall" "out" "boy"

that band name Is specifically meant to be 3 words

3(yes I know I could have ended it here but hush there's more)

episode 5 this season was between the only 2 cutie mark crusaders episodes this season

and episode 7 was...

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic радуга as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Otis was on the last hole with Olson, and Caddy.

Otis: Thanks for playing with me Ты guys. Chip called in, and сказал(-а) he was sick.
Olson: Hey, no problem Otis.
Caddy: We had a good time.
Otis: Well this ain't over yet. Are Ты still enjoying it?
Caddy: Yeah.
Otis: Then watch me sink that ball into the hole. *Puts the ball, and it goes in* It's a shame Chip can't be here. I wonder how he's feeling.
Chip: *Feeling fine as he plays Mafia 2...

Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are Ты sure Ты want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want Ты in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe Ты should whip me HARDER.
Trixie:...

Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a жеребенок, кольт named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down улица, уличный passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, Рождество was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing Рождество Музыка with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her стол письменный, стол in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that Ты enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you...

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know Ты spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good at...