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On Sunday, Rio went to visit Master Sword. He was carrying white saddlebags.

Rio: *Knocking on the door*
Master Sword: Come in.
Rio: *Walks into the house*
Master Sword: What are Ты doing with those?
Rio: *Walks to a table* What does it look like I'm doing stupid?
Master Sword: Carrying them.
Rio: Exactly. *Sets it down the table* But now I'm not carrying them anymore. Do Ты know why?
Master Sword: Rio, treat me like an idiot later. Ты сказал(-а) Ты had something important.
Rio: That's right, I do. *Opens his left saddlebag, and pulls out a money maker*
Master Sword: *Looks at it* What is that?
Rio:...

(Knock on AppleJack's door)

AJ: (opens it) ... Trixie!?

Trixie: I need to talk about Saten?

AJ: Oh boy., what's he done this time?

Trixie: Nothing, nothing.. It's just... I'm getting worried about him.. He's always so angry.. It's like dating the hulk.

AJ: Ah know.. It's kinda why I left him.

Trixie: I know.. He understands that know.. But still.. There must be something I can do.. It's starting to break my heart.

AJ: Well.. It's just the way he is ah guess.. He gets so jealous because he grew up seeing his father constantly cheat on his mother.. And than his mother took it out in 'him'.. Leaving...

Meanwhile at Lexi's house

Barry: *Punching the door*
Aurora: Please stop, you've been doing this for ten minutes, and it hasn't done anything.
Barry: Alright, somepony else try.
Fire Vi Equestria & Jesse: *Slamming their bodies against the door*
Lexi: *Hears ponies knocking on the door* Idiots.

Not far away, Joe, изумруд Ivy, and the rest of the ponies in their group were walking back to the gas station. The flames were still there, but the explosions stopped.

Snowflake: It doesn't look too bad.
Joe: Yeah, but my boss will kick my butt if he finds out about me crashing one of his trucks,...