princess celestia

DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? Ты here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh Ты from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this пони
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are Ты doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did Ты do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: Ты sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...

The Далее morning In Canterlot at the hotel......

AJ: *wakes up* *yawn* good morning AJ!!
Pinkie: *wakes up* AHHHHHH!!!!
AJ: Whats wrong?
Pinkie: AJ!!
AJ: Yea?
Pinkie: *giggles* nothing....
AJ: please! tell me!
Pinkie: I just had the funniest dream
AJ: what happened?
Pinkie: Ты promise not to tell?
AJ: пересекать, крест my heart, hope to fly, stick a кекс in my eye!!!
Pinkie: okay then...I dreamed that Applebloom was the element of kindness, that Sweetie колокол, колокольчик, белл was the element of genorasity, Scoot was the element of loyalty, and Princess Luna represented the element of magic. Hehe pretty funny eh?

AJ: No.....it aint...

Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's Ты right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a крыса inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is еще normal than chill life-

Joel -...

I need to work practise my novel like writing..
So this story won't be written as a script like the other episodes are written as..


The story begins with when Rarity shows Trenderhoof around Ponyville, specifically spots that will serve as venues for the Ponyville Days festival events, and Trenderhoof is moderately impressed. However, he seems particularly taken with Sweet яблоко Acres, especially яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса the moment he sees her. The travel writer becomes instantly smitten with the farm-pony and calls her the пони of his dreams, devastating Rarity, and she ended up leaving.

PROBABLY THE Далее DAY....