MLP Memes

Gordon was still in the truck that he got a ride from when this happened.

Truck Driver: *Stops near changeling headquarters*
Changelings: *Pointing gun at Gordon*
Gordon: *Gulps*

Inside changeling headquarters

Queen Chrysalis: Where were Ты going Gordon?
Gordon: I don't know. I have't decided yet.
Queen Chrysalis: What information were Ты to collect on the way here?
Gordon: None.
Queen Chrysalis: And you're not even in uniform. What have Ты done with your papers?
Gordon: Papers? What papers?
Corporal Hothead: Don't be so dumb. What did Ты do with them? *Staring at Gordon's suit*
Gordon: This is...

Five Фан fictions are in this Статья for your enjoyment. Have fun.




Trust радуга Dash

Everyday, радуга Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

Rainbow Dash: *Passing by Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice радуга Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
Rainbow Dash: *Lands Далее to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am...

Twilight: I don't know what happened that led Ты to make your village without cutie marks, and I'm sorry my Друзья and I had to take it away.

Starlight: (angrily) Ты want to know what happened to me?! I'll Показать you!

SOON AFTER:

Starlight: Because of his cutie mark! He got his, and I didn't! He moved on, and I didn't! I stayed here and never made another friend because I was too afraid another cutie mark would take them away, too!

Twilight: That's ridiculous. A cutie mark can't take your Друзья away.

Starlight: Not everybody's lucky enough to get her cutie mark at the same time as her friends!...

As the group of Герои made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, Ты go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: Ты got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the лодка with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, Ты go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of Ты on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...

At a station marked Zweibrucken, Labiche was driving 45 miles an hour.

Schmidt: *Sees the station they are passing, and marks their current location on a map* We are Главная at last. We are in Germaneigh.

But they were really in Vitry Le Francois

Ponies: *Removing the station signs*

Next morning in Rive-Reine, Maurice was watching two ponies in a locomotive half a mile away from him.

Railroad пони 92: *Blows the whistle as he drives forward*
Maurice: *Watching the train go faster, and faster*

It was going too fast, and once it got on the mainline, it derailed. The tracks were blocked.

Maurice:...

At the пицца parlor.

Waiter: Jim, Ты got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those Mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill their selves.
Jim: Dammit. Далее time we get attacked by these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up, then goes to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim сказал(-а) Далее time we get attacked by those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.
Case Cracker: Okay. He should be at the hospital by now. *Drives to the hospital*
Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know...

Con returned to Canterlot for the breifing of his new assignment.

Con: *Waiting by P's office*
Miss Moneybit: He'll see Ты now.
Con: He won't be seeing me soon. Pinkie Pie might return and take P's spot.
Miss Moneybit: I wouldn't mind that.
Con: *Goes into P's office*
P: Good to see you're still alive 0007. What do Ты know about alicorns?
Con: They are either Единороги with wings, of pegasi with horns. Unfortunately, most ponies do not like their kind, because they believe that they're overpowered.
P: That is precisely what you're up against. An alicorn by the name of Ice Cube has created her...