Human Fluttershy

MEANWHILE:

Starlight Glimmer kept her promise and not only removed Saten's awful cutie mark, but also allowed him in their group.

But Saten had to promise to not hit on her so much, as it was getting annoying.

Starlight Glimmer: It's always nice to have someone who truelly believes in our ways.. Though sorry it might of cost Ты respect from your friends..

Saten: Well.. A lot of them didn't respect me anyway.. But still, yeah. It was pretty awkward..

Starlight Glimmer: Sorry to hear that..

Saten: Well.. It's not the 'only' awkward experience I ever been though..

FLASHBLACK TO THE EPISODE "MAGIC DUEL":...

#5: TWILIGHT SEGA:
Frankly, I don't think ANYBODY watches this series.
Or 50 shades of grey for that matter.
But I'm putting them both on the Список anyway..

#4: 50 SHADES OF GREY:

#3: SCREAM SERIES:
A parody of the horror genre.
But the first movie would of been actually scary, if they actually bothered to have decent actors.
And to not have a villain, who's about as frightening as tampon commercials..

#2: EQUESTRIA GIRLS:
It's not that it's a BAD movie.
It's probably a great movie.
But something about the characters becoming humanised, it kinda creeps me out..

#1: FROZEN:
I know what Ты gonna say.
You...

The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

Music Director: Uh Belmont, Ты don't have to ремень, пояс, пояса it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
Music пони 1: *Clears throat*
Music Director: Take two.
Music пони 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
Music пони 1: серовато-коричневый, dun, дун серовато-коричневый, dun, дун серовато-коричневый, dun, дун серовато-коричневый, dun, дун серовато-коричневый, dun, дун dun-
Music пони 3: Ah, do it again.
Music Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
Music пони 2: Take your time man.
Music пони 3: Yeah, relax.
Music пони 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then Ты start.
Music пони 1: Gee.
Music пони 2: So? What's the difference?...

Previously, папиллон, покрытый сосочками fought another prisoner who was attempting to attack Louis. When the fight ended, папиллон, покрытый сосочками spent twelve hours laying on a floor near the engine room. All four of his hooves were cuffed, and chained together, and he was on his stomach. At least he was still able to have his bread, and water.

By the time the guards set him free, the лодка got close to Devil's Island, the new prison camp that Papillon, and the other prisoners would go to.

Frank: There it is.
Johnny: Devil's Island.
Papillon: Is there anyway to escape?
Louis: Not that I know of.
Frank: There is a way to escape,...

Fast motion scene

Ralphie: *Running with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Scut, and Grover: *ChasingRalphie, and his friends*
Randy: *Chasing Scut, and Grover* Come on Ты guys, wait up.

At school.

Students: *Handing in themes to Miss. Shields*
Ralphie: *Places his theme on Ms. Shields desk*

I knew I was handing Ms. Shields a masterpeice. Maybe Ms. Shields would be so thrilled with my assignment, that she would excuse me from theme Письмо for the rest of my life.

Fantasy time!

Ms. Shields: *Wearing red coat, with black hat that has two long black feathers on it* Look at these themes! Lousy! *Reading...

Our cast for this skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Показать wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Scoop As Adam Sandler
and Blaze as Tom Cruise

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I'm going to recommend that our viewers watch something else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the score. Sean the hedgehog is in first place with zero.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: You'll rue the день Ты crossed me Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex:...

Mintsweet:Fire, it's time to get up!
Fireball: But, Mom...
Mintsweet:Fire...!
Fireball:Fine!
*close*
Fireball: Oh, yeah, Mom, where are we going?
Mintsweet:To Penny Copper All-Grades.
Fireball: What's Penny Copper All-Grades?
Mintsweet:It's a school that has all the grades.
Fireball: Even nineteenth grade?
Mintsweet:Fire, that's not a grade.
Fireball:*laughs*
*skid*
Mintsweet:Okay, Fire, have fun!
Fireball:Yeah, right.
*clop, clop, clop*
Icicle Drop:Hello.
Fireball:*pause* Hi...
Icicle Drop:I'm Icicle Drop.
Fireball: Yeah...
Icicle Drop: Your name is Icicle Drop too?
Fireball: No, it's just...
*silence*
Icicle Drop:...

Jeff, Proxy, and Juno left Ponyville in an airplane. It was designed by Juno to have three ponies sit in the cockpit.

Jeff: Proxy, what does Twilight want me to do for the first assignment?
Proxy: She says that you're supposed to kill a colonel in the пони Alliance.
Jeff: And who might this colonel be?
Proxy: Jack Williams. *Turns into Jack Williams* According to the пони Alliance Leader, Jack Williams was a very skilled пони when it came to fighting. He shot down fifty two enemy pilots, and destroyed five tanks.
Juno: You're going up against a war hero.
Proxy: *Still Jack Williams* Research...

Warning: I have put three spelling errors in here on purpose. If Ты can find all of them, Ты get one prop.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 43

Hindsight Is Not Always 20/20

July 13, 1955

It was 7:30 AM in Cheyenne. Everypony arrived for work half an час ago, except for Gordon....