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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of радуга Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, радуга Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 8
The Magic Показать
One day, радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
радуга Dash: *Sits at a таблица with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied by chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black вверх hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single пони in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. Ты don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a пони Ты idiots!
Screwball: Five минуты before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five минуты are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt еще like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to Показать Ты some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, радуга Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
радуга Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
радуга Dash: *Goes onto stage*
пони 46: That's not fair!
пони 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
радуга Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue пони disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and радуга Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, радуга Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
радуга Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
радуга Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on вверх of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
радуга Dash: *Sits in сиденье, место, сиденья Далее to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are Ты doing here?!
радуга Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: Ты can be polite by getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
радуга Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
радуга Dash: *Gets back to сиденье, место, сиденья in truck Далее to Screwball* Did Ты miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to перфоратор, удар, пунш радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
Болталка Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
радуга Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are Ты okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, Переместить it!
радуга Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If Ты could Переместить your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't Ты go anywhere?!
радуга Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
радуга Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
радуга Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, радуга Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
радуга Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
радуга Dash: Are Ты okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
радуга Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.
The End
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of радуга Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, радуга Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 8
The Magic Показать
One day, радуга Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
радуга Dash: *Sits at a таблица with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied by chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black вверх hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single пони in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. Ты don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a пони Ты idiots!
Screwball: Five минуты before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five минуты are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt еще like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to Показать Ты some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, радуга Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
радуга Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
радуга Dash: *Goes onto stage*
пони 46: That's not fair!
пони 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
радуга Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue пони disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and радуга Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, радуга Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
радуга Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
радуга Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on вверх of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
радуга Dash: *Sits in сиденье, место, сиденья Далее to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are Ты doing here?!
радуга Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: Ты can be polite by getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
радуга Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
радуга Dash: *Gets back to сиденье, место, сиденья in truck Далее to Screwball* Did Ты miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to перфоратор, удар, пунш радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
Болталка Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
радуга Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are Ты okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, Переместить it!
радуга Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If Ты could Переместить your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't Ты go anywhere?!
радуга Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
радуга Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
радуга Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, радуга Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
радуга Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
радуга Dash: Are Ты okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
радуга Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.
The End
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a облако of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Друзья don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a облако of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Друзья don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.