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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case крекер, взломщик at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told Ты that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: Эй, Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*

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Stallion: *Going down a холм, хилл in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*

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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.

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Tim: If I win this race, Ты three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black конвертируемый, кабриолет with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the конвертируемый, кабриолет they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times by a blue unicorn. He gets punched one еще time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting Далее to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted by the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting Далее to her*

Gran Turismo...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Theme song: link

STH Productions Presents

The секунда Bob Newhart Fanfiction

Narrator: This is the sequel to the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He still lives in Fillydelphia with his wife Emily. Everyday Ты can see Bob walking around the streets of Fillydelphia, and most of the time he does that, he's on his way to work. Speaking of work, he's a therapist. One day, Bob was at his office at work, when his assistant Carol knocked on the door.

The song fades away as Bob hears the knocking.

Bob: Come in.
Carol: *Enters room* Good morning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Song: link

Sean: I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. Welcome to the sixth story in my franchise.

Hedgehog In Ponyville: One Last Time...For Now

Stop the song

It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Q and a few other ponies from the Costanza mob made their way into Napa.

Vito: *Walks to his car with Penny*
Q: *Driving a линкольн Towncar*
Costanza пони 45: I see 'em.
Q: Okay. Let's Переместить in.
Vito: *Starts his car, and turns around*
Q: *Floors it*
Vito: *Looks back, and makes a left turn*
Q: *Spins out of control, but quickly starts chasing Vito again*
Vito: I really thought it would take them longer to find us.
Penny: Do Ты have another gun?
Vito: In the dashboard. Can Ты shoot him for me?
Penny: *Grabs a Beretta M9* Okay, here I go.
Q: *Taps the back of Vito's car*
Penny: Whoa. *Holding the gun with...
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At the general store, Vito and Jerry got Harlan hired, and the three stallions started working together.

Harlan: I'll play along for now, but I'm quitting the секунда I find a better job.
Vito: I don't trust you. If Ты do find a "better job" I need to know what it is.
Jerry: *Arrives with a тележка, корзина carrying snacks* Harlan, they need Ты over at Dairy.
Harlan: I'm going over there right now. *Heads for dairy*
Mare: *Watches Harlan walking towards her* Have Ты ever done facing before?
Harlan: What?
Mare: All Ты gotta do is check our products and make sure that the items aren't expired. Ты want to be...
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Song: link

Jerry is now the narrator

Narrator: 1982 was definitely a rocky год for us. It was off to a good start, but when Harlan joined us in February, things started to go downhill. Vito even had a few other Оружие stashed in other spots in case one of our family members found us, and tried to get us back into the life of crime. I even considered moving out of the state, and into the east coast of Equestria, but every town I suggested was recently taken over by our family. Not only were we having problems avoiding the family, and MS13, but we Остаться в живых our jobs at the winery, and we were getting...
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January 2, 1983

Vito: *Looking at a long piece of paper*
Jerry: *Walks into the house* What's that?
Vito: Bills. Everything we're doing to save money isn't working.
Jerry: I knew it would be tougher to make money this way, but I thought it would be easier.
Vito: I'm gonna talk to Harlan. He doesn't have a car. Maybe he's been lying about going to work.
Harlan: *Walks into the house* Hello cousins.
Vito: Hi Harlan. What job did Ты say Ты had?
Harlan: I'm working at the pharmacy down the street.
Vito: The Rite-Aid?
Harlan: That's the one.
Vito: How're they treating Ты over there?
Harlan: Good.
Vito: I'm...
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Los Angeles, February 22nd, 1982

Narrator: After a few weeks, Jerry and I finally got to go to LA for our vacation with Harlan, Kayla, and Penny. We spent most of our time at the beach, and on the boardwalk.

Song: link

Band: One, two, a one two three.
Vito: *Watching the sunset as he walks onto the boardwalk with the others*

The день quickly turned into dark as the five ponies had fun on Pacific Park at Santa Monica Pier. Lights were flashing everywhere as they walked all over the boardwalk.

Vito: Jerry, Ты gotta try the pretzels.
Jerry: Only if Ты try the burgers.
Vito: Fair enough.

Several Mexicans...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 1:05): link

Vito starts this part by narrating again.

Narrator: Our new год was off to a very good start. Nopony started to bother us, but that all changed on February 7th, 1982 when Jerry and I got a letter from Oregon State Police. The police arrested our cousin Harlan for armed robbery, and he was required to live with us since we were family members. At that moment, we knew we were fucked.

Song (Start at 1:10): link

Harlan: *Walks into the house*
Vito: *Nods to the two police ponies*
Police пони 53: Good luck. *Walks off with his partner*
Vito: Close the door Harlan.
Harlan: *Closes...
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Willits, Alicornia. January 3rd, 1981.

Stallion 95: *Slams his hoof on a counter* This is bullshit!
Stallion 42: Don't give me that attitude. It wasn't my decision. Q сказал(-а) we have to stay here until we find the both of them.
Stallion 95: What if they were lying? We don't know where they are. I'm calling Q.

Napa, Alicornia

Penny: *Arrives in a 1977 Ford Mustang*
Vito: *Walks outside of the house to see Penny* Hey. *Hugs her*
Penny: It's so good to see Ты again.
Vito: Let's go inside. Ты сказал(-а) Ты wanted to meet my brother.

Vito is narrating as he walks into the house with Penny

Narrator: Our new year...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Vito and Jerry were close to crossing the Golden Neigh Bridge.

Jerry: Not long now.
Vito: Just a few еще seconds, and you'll actually complete a job without screwing it up.

Five Pegasi with AK47's flew above the convoy, and started shooting at the convoy. They killed both bikers, but those were the only fatalities so far.

Vito: Come on! *Gets out of his car*
Jerry: Hey, in case Ты didn't notice, I didn't do anything!
Vito: Now that's the problem! Kill them!
Jerry: *Spots two Ford LTD's coming towards them* еще behind us! I got them! *Shooting at the MS-13 ponies*
Vito: Who are these guys?!
Jerry:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Vito was talking to Penny on the phone.

Penny: So Ты really like it down there, huh?
Vito: It would be much better with you, but the weather is nicer.
Penny: I can imagine. *Looks at her clock* I'll call Ты tomorrow. I need to get some extra sleep for a business meeting tomorrow.
Vito: Okay. I Любовь you.
Penny: I Любовь Ты too. *Hangs up*
Vito: *Puts his phone away, and sighs*
Boss: *Walks into Vito's room* Vito, I'm assigning Ты and Jerry to work together on an important assignment.
Vito: Why Jerry?
Boss: Relax, this will be easy. Ты two will simply escort some capos out of town. They'll meet us...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Song: link
 The круг comes from the right followed by Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
The круг comes from the right followed by Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present

In association with Windwakerguy430

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii

Starring Larry Wilcox from SeanTheHedgehog
Adrenaline Rush from Izfankirby & Windwakerguy430
Don Castalini from SeanTheHedgehog

On August 21st, 1959 Hawaii became the 50th state in Equestria. Just like some of the other states in Equestria, it had...
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Benny dropped his wife off at their new house.

Benny: I'm going to get еще cigarettes. Ты better have that house cleaned up by the time I get back. *Drives away*
Melanie: I Любовь Ты too.
Benny: *Looks at his gas gauge* I better fill up my car while I'm at it. I only got a quarter of a tank.

Tom, and his Друзья had five cars at their station so far. Komano, and Edward each had two, while Tom only had one. He was just getting her up to twenty, when Benny pulled up behind her.

Tom: Okay. *Takes the nozzle out of her car's gas tank* You're set to go. May I grab a-
Benny: *Honks his horn*
Tom: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Fillydelphia, 1992

Case крекер, взломщик is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.

Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this пони named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my Оружие from the перчатка, перчатки compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
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Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that Любовь cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal улица, уличный racers, или cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when Ты go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if Ты take a look at the map, Ты will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are огонь departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, Популярное for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Эй, everypony. Great to see Ты again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never сказал(-а) we weren't going to do...
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