Tim: You're splitting us up? Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.
Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous. Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous* Pony: *Going faster*
Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted by the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. Tim: *Driving after the bad guys* Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game. Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*
Narrator: This is the sequel to the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He still lives in Fillydelphia with his wife Emily. Everyday Ты can see Bob walking around the streets of Fillydelphia, and most of the time he does that, he's on his way to work. Speaking of work, he's a therapist. One day, Bob was at his office at work, when his assistant Carol knocked on the door.
The song fades away as Bob hears the knocking.
Bob: Come in. Carol: *Enters room* Good morning...
Q and a few other ponies from the Costanza mob made their way into Napa.
Vito: *Walks to his car with Penny* Q: *Driving a линкольн Towncar* Costanza пони 45: I see 'em. Q: Okay. Let's Переместить in. Vito: *Starts his car, and turns around* Q: *Floors it* Vito: *Looks back, and makes a left turn* Q: *Spins out of control, but quickly starts chasing Vito again* Vito: I really thought it would take them longer to find us. Penny: Do Ты have another gun? Vito: In the dashboard. Can Ты shoot him for me? Penny: *Grabs a Beretta M9* Okay, here I go. Q: *Taps the back of Vito's car* Penny: Whoa. *Holding the gun with...
At the general store, Vito and Jerry got Harlan hired, and the three stallions started working together.
Harlan: I'll play along for now, but I'm quitting the секунда I find a better job. Vito: I don't trust you. If Ты do find a "better job" I need to know what it is. Jerry: *Arrives with a тележка, корзина carrying snacks* Harlan, they need Ты over at Dairy. Harlan: I'm going over there right now. *Heads for dairy* Mare: *Watches Harlan walking towards her* Have Ты ever done facing before? Harlan: What? Mare: All Ты gotta do is check our products and make sure that the items aren't expired. Ты want to be...
Narrator: 1982 was definitely a rocky год for us. It was off to a good start, but when Harlan joined us in February, things started to go downhill. Vito even had a few other Оружие stashed in other spots in case one of our family members found us, and tried to get us back into the life of crime. I even considered moving out of the state, and into the east coast of Equestria, but every town I suggested was recently taken over by our family. Not only were we having problems avoiding the family, and MS13, but we Остаться в живых our jobs at the winery, and we were getting...
Vito: *Looking at a long piece of paper* Jerry: *Walks into the house* What's that? Vito: Bills. Everything we're doing to save money isn't working. Jerry: I knew it would be tougher to make money this way, but I thought it would be easier. Vito: I'm gonna talk to Harlan. He doesn't have a car. Maybe he's been lying about going to work. Harlan: *Walks into the house* Hello cousins. Vito: Hi Harlan. What job did Ты say Ты had? Harlan: I'm working at the pharmacy down the street. Vito: The Rite-Aid? Harlan: That's the one. Vito: How're they treating Ты over there? Harlan: Good. Vito: I'm...
Narrator: Our new год was off to a very good start. Nopony started to bother us, but that all changed on February 7th, 1982 when Jerry and I got a letter from Oregon State Police. The police arrested our cousin Harlan for armed robbery, and he was required to live with us since we were family members. At that moment, we knew we were fucked.
Stallion 95: *Slams his hoof on a counter* This is bullshit! Stallion 42: Don't give me that attitude. It wasn't my decision. Q сказал(-а) we have to stay here until we find the both of them. Stallion 95: What if they were lying? We don't know where they are. I'm calling Q.
Penny: *Arrives in a 1977 Ford Mustang* Vito: *Walks outside of the house to see Penny* Hey. *Hugs her* Penny: It's so good to see Ты again. Vito: Let's go inside. Ты сказал(-а) Ты wanted to meet my brother.
Vito is narrating as he walks into the house with Penny
Vito and Jerry were close to crossing the Golden Neigh Bridge.
Jerry: Not long now. Vito: Just a few еще seconds, and you'll actually complete a job without screwing it up.
Five Pegasi with AK47's flew above the convoy, and started shooting at the convoy. They killed both bikers, but those were the only fatalities so far.
Vito: Come on! *Gets out of his car* Jerry: Hey, in case Ты didn't notice, I didn't do anything! Vito: Now that's the problem! Kill them! Jerry: *Spots two Ford LTD's coming towards them* еще behind us! I got them! *Shooting at the MS-13 ponies* Vito: Who are these guys?! Jerry:...
Penny: So Ты really like it down there, huh? Vito: It would be much better with you, but the weather is nicer. Penny: I can imagine. *Looks at her clock* I'll call Ты tomorrow. I need to get some extra sleep for a business meeting tomorrow. Vito: Okay. I Любовь you. Penny: I Любовь Ты too. *Hangs up* Vito: *Puts his phone away, and sighs* Boss: *Walks into Vito's room* Vito, I'm assigning Ты and Jerry to work together on an important assignment. Vito: Why Jerry? Boss: Relax, this will be easy. Ты two will simply escort some capos out of town. They'll meet us...
Benny: I'm going to get еще cigarettes. Ты better have that house cleaned up by the time I get back. *Drives away* Melanie: I Любовь Ты too. Benny: *Looks at his gas gauge* I better fill up my car while I'm at it. I only got a quarter of a tank.
Tom, and his Друзья had five cars at their station so far. Komano, and Edward each had two, while Tom only had one. He was just getting her up to twenty, when Benny pulled up behind her.
Tom: Okay. *Takes the nozzle out of her car's gas tank* You're set to go. May I grab a- Benny: *Honks his horn* Tom: Don't...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Case крекер, взломщик is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.
Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour* Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on! Case Cracker: I've been working for this пони named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead! Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us? Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my Оружие from the перчатка, перчатки compartment. Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that Любовь cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal улица, уличный racers, или cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when Ты go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.
Now if Ты take a look at the map, Ты will see blue squares. Those are police stations.
Red squares are огонь departments, and white squares are hospitals.
Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, Популярное for it's high quality parts at a fair price.
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering* Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house* Master Sword: Эй,
everypony. Great to see Ты again. Tom: Shut the f**k up. Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: Tom, what was that for? Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us. Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show! Audience: *Laughing* Tom: I never сказал(-а) we weren't going to do...