Наруто and his friends, in pre-school!
Naruto: Hello! Im Наруто Uzumaki! Believe it!
Sasuke: Go away.
Naruto: ...
*Naruto goes to Shikamaru*
Naruto: Hi.
Shika: What do Ты want?
Naruto: Do Ты wanna be my friend?
Shika: 'Kay. Whatever.
Naruto: ...
*Shikamaru goes to sleep*
*Naruto walks away*
Sakura: Hai.
Naruto: Hi!
Sakura: I WASNT TALKING TO YOU! BLAAAARGH!
Naruto: Awww no one will play with me.
*Naruto walks away*
*Iruka walks up to Naruto*
Iruka: Why don't Ты play with that shy girl?
*Iruka points at Hinata*
Naruto: Why should I, she probaly won't play with me!
Iruka: Ill treat Ты to рамен, ramen, рамэн tonight.
Naruto:...
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