# Your computer malfunctions and you're looking around for McGee to fix it.
# The Телевидение network shows a promo for a re-screen and Ты can name episode Название AND number.
# Ты wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# Ты have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks Ты off
# Ты find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# Ты find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# Ты see everywhere someone who reminds Ты of an Морская полиция - Спецотдел character, Ты could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# Ты actually consider a паук web tattoo on your neck
# Ты begin building a лодка in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# Ты super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# Ты look on the Internet for a Mighty мышь stapler
# Ты postpone needed surgery because Ты might still be under when the Показать comes on
# Ты ask a bunch of nuns if Ты can bowl with them
# Ты take to drinking strong black sugarless pop by the gallon
# Ты teeter on impossible stilettos
# Ты confuse English expressions
# Ты start talking to any dead creature
# Ты talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# Ты hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# Ты drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# Ты take to wearing a dog воротник with studs или spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# Ты dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only Ты can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that Ты can name Bart
# Ты dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# Ты become a Goth
# Ты start wearing black lipstick
# Ты have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" или "On it boss!"
# Ты write novels using your workmates as your Источник of inspiration
# Ты get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright оранжевый beanie
# Ты only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear или silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# Ты start referring to water кулер, охладитель gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# Ты refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and Ты were never in the Navy
# Ты talk about 'zulu time'
# Ты 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# Ты insist that the секунда B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# Ты can eat cold пицца without your stomach churning
# Ты can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# Ты have frat brothers even if Ты haven't the foggiest what that is
# Ты start threatening people that bug Ты that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# Ты give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# Ты sleep with a gun under your pillow
# Ты give your lover honey dust
# Ты take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# Ты have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a лодка in your basement, even though Ты will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking бурбон neat becomes your favourite tipple
# Ты give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# Ты start addressing people, particularly men, by their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# Ты connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# Ты become versed in ballistics
# Ты become fascinated by military acronyms
# Ты begin calling your boss "Director"
# Ты call wild drivers "Zivas"
# Ты discover Ты can instill fear in people simply by glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support Ты say 'on your six'
# Ты think the FBI is inefficient
# Ты consider Ты and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# Ты begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# Ты suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with или without the cover (cap/hat)
# Ты want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# Ты become a bomb disposal expert
# Ты consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# Ты spend most of your time reading/writing Морская полиция - Спецотдел Fiction on Фан Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# Ты buy DVD copies of Фильмы that have Морская полиция - Спецотдел cast members in, even though they are Фильмы Ты wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# Ты spend another large amount of your time Чтение Морская полиция - Спецотдел Fiction on Фан Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# Ты get DVD copies of shows with Морская полиция - Спецотдел cast members even if Ты don't like the shows
# Ты rout Ты Tube for interviews/snippets of сказал(-а) cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# Ты have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case Ты break one
# Ты have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# Ты call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female Ты address her as Madam, Director, или Ma'am
# Ты refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# Ты start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# Ты ask your husband/significant other to call Ты Sweetcheeks instead of honey или babe.
# Ты head slap everyone close to Ты who says/does something annoying.
# Ты start Актёрское искусство out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# Ты call your friends/family Морская полиция - Спецотдел characters
# Any long winded speaker или who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# Ты begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure Ты it's my new Избранное pet name)
# Ты want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether или not Ты actually write
# Ты hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# Ты look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section Ты visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# Ты don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend дата interrupted to do some urgent work
# Ты Комментарий 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an Морская полиция - Спецотдел hat. He proceeds to inform Ты that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an Морская полиция - Спецотдел agent! Ты are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# Ты go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that Ты see a doctor Ты look for Ducky.
# Ты start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when Ты see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# Ты hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because Ты don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with Ты at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near Ты - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# Ты try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what Ты want when Ты want in the way Ты want.
# Ты get really excited when Ты find out Ты grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time Ты see a Dodge Charger, Ты look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# Ты get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# Ты hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder или бурбон (even though Ты know Abby made them... Ты still hope to get lucky).
# Ты hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and Ты wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# Ты get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# Ты watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of секунды of Морская полиция - Спецотдел in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# Ты realise мустанг is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when Ты know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the Морская полиция - Спецотдел theme tune
# Your PC или cellphone (mobile) Обои is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has Морская полиция - Спецотдел scenes
# When Ты say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about Музыка :-))
# Ты realise not all geeks are nerds
# Ты start blabbering on like Abby
# Ты talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask Ты to translate geek-speak
# Ты are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# Ты are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# Ты decide to do computer classes to be еще like McGee and Abby
# Ты call technology doo-dah's
# Ты find yourself getting angrier еще easily
# Ты get shy and stutter more
# Ты want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# Ты are considering taking art classes so Ты can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# Ты believe Ты know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# Ты ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# Ты Поиск high and low for a paint gun so Ты can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# Ты watch every movie Tony mentions on the Показать for 2 reasons, either because Ты are interested in the movie, или simply because Ты do everything that Tony says.
# Ты seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# Ты say your occupation is "making Фан art and Письмо Фан fiction"
# Ты take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# Ты start listening to Israeli rap.
# Ты make Mii's of all the Морская полиция - Спецотдел Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# Ты learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# Ты start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# Ты Google Обои of female Israeli soldiers
# Ты acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# Ты discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# Ты hear something that Ты swear is a quote from the Показать and whip out your dvd sets and watch until Ты find that quote.
# Ты start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# Ты call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# Ты call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs или any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# Ты discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# Ты get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Ты start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote Морская полиция - Спецотдел even though they've never seen it.
# Ты know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells Ты to do some small job или chore, Ты say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# Ты create a Sims family of the Морская полиция - Спецотдел cast
# Ты think goth fashion is the most chic
# Ты invent a role game of the series
# Ты use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# Ты start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# Ты spend a whole week reminding everyone Ты know exactly how long it is until Морская полиция - Спецотдел is on next.
# Ты think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When Ты get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank Ты Boss!"
# Ты have watched the Cast Interrogation Видео ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their Ответы to those Вопросы off pat
# Ты sign up with all the online Морская полиция - Спецотдел sites
# Ты can't stop posting on the Морская полиция - Спецотдел Wiki.
# Ты dream about NCIS
# Ты wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# Ты read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined Морская полиция - Спецотдел Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if Ты have a female German Shepherd Ты will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# Ты start yelling at people who annoy Ты "Bad McGee!"
# Ты take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and Друзья know they must not call by phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a Вопрос of life and death, and even then ....
# Ты become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# Ты draw comics of NCIS.
# Ты write 'I Любовь NCIS' on any paper surface Ты can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and Ты can't stop talking about NCIS.
# Ты day/night dream NCIS
# Ты can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# Ты organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# Морская полиция - Спецотдел addiction is your religion
# When where ever Ты go Ты swear Ты saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a секунда opinion from Ducky
# If Ты have a car accident или industrial accident Ты require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# Ты learn the Морская полиция - Спецотдел theme on the Пианино and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# Ты think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# Ты think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# Ты can dance to theme song of Морская полиция - Спецотдел and sit down the секунда it ends
# Ты always know the exact amount of time until the Далее episode
# Ты can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# Ты spend class time/work time/time before Ты go to sleep/time Ты take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the Далее episode/your Фан fiction. (i know i do)
# Ты Присоединиться all the internet Форумы extant on the series
# Ты spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# Ты spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When Ты Присоединиться the Морская полиция - Спецотдел Wiki
# When Ты sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# Ты become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# Ты drink Starbuck coffee, even if Ты don't like it (and Ты drink it black and sugarless)
# Ты think of ways to Переместить this site up in the Wiki ranking
# Ты imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your Друзья and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# Ты name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your Морская полиция - Спецотдел season cd sometimes gets all hinky because Ты watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# Ты make a Морская полиция - Спецотдел poster and put it in your bedroom Стена или consider looking at stores for a Морская полиция - Спецотдел poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# Ты spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# Ты drink stuff that makes Ты hyper (guilty... xD)
# Ты cut your hair so Ты can look like Abby/any character Ты like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls Ты 'Ziva'
# Ты act like your fave character (guilty!)
# Ты ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly Морская полиция - Спецотдел pics
# Ты use terms from the Показать (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# Ты wish Ты had the Морская полиция - Спецотдел cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# Ты do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings Ты trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# Ты trust your gut, еще than facts или figures.
# Ты use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask Ты to repeat what Ты say cause it sounds like something else.
# Ты cry when Ты don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR Далее EPISODE"
# The Телевидение network shows a promo for a re-screen and Ты can name episode Название AND number.
# Ты wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# Ты have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks Ты off
# Ты find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# Ты find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# Ты see everywhere someone who reminds Ты of an Морская полиция - Спецотдел character, Ты could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# Ты actually consider a паук web tattoo on your neck
# Ты begin building a лодка in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# Ты super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# Ты look on the Internet for a Mighty мышь stapler
# Ты postpone needed surgery because Ты might still be under when the Показать comes on
# Ты ask a bunch of nuns if Ты can bowl with them
# Ты take to drinking strong black sugarless pop by the gallon
# Ты teeter on impossible stilettos
# Ты confuse English expressions
# Ты start talking to any dead creature
# Ты talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# Ты hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# Ты drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# Ты take to wearing a dog воротник with studs или spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# Ты dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only Ты can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that Ты can name Bart
# Ты dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# Ты become a Goth
# Ты start wearing black lipstick
# Ты have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" или "On it boss!"
# Ты write novels using your workmates as your Источник of inspiration
# Ты get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright оранжевый beanie
# Ты only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear или silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# Ты start referring to water кулер, охладитель gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# Ты refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and Ты were never in the Navy
# Ты talk about 'zulu time'
# Ты 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# Ты insist that the секунда B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# Ты can eat cold пицца without your stomach churning
# Ты can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# Ты have frat brothers even if Ты haven't the foggiest what that is
# Ты start threatening people that bug Ты that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# Ты give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# Ты sleep with a gun under your pillow
# Ты give your lover honey dust
# Ты take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# Ты have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a лодка in your basement, even though Ты will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking бурбон neat becomes your favourite tipple
# Ты give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# Ты start addressing people, particularly men, by their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# Ты connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# Ты become versed in ballistics
# Ты become fascinated by military acronyms
# Ты begin calling your boss "Director"
# Ты call wild drivers "Zivas"
# Ты discover Ты can instill fear in people simply by glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support Ты say 'on your six'
# Ты think the FBI is inefficient
# Ты consider Ты and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# Ты begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# Ты suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with или without the cover (cap/hat)
# Ты want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# Ты become a bomb disposal expert
# Ты consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# Ты spend most of your time reading/writing Морская полиция - Спецотдел Fiction on Фан Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# Ты buy DVD copies of Фильмы that have Морская полиция - Спецотдел cast members in, even though they are Фильмы Ты wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# Ты spend another large amount of your time Чтение Морская полиция - Спецотдел Fiction on Фан Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# Ты get DVD copies of shows with Морская полиция - Спецотдел cast members even if Ты don't like the shows
# Ты rout Ты Tube for interviews/snippets of сказал(-а) cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# Ты have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case Ты break one
# Ты have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# Ты call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female Ты address her as Madam, Director, или Ma'am
# Ты refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# Ты start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# Ты ask your husband/significant other to call Ты Sweetcheeks instead of honey или babe.
# Ты head slap everyone close to Ты who says/does something annoying.
# Ты start Актёрское искусство out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# Ты call your friends/family Морская полиция - Спецотдел characters
# Any long winded speaker или who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# Ты begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure Ты it's my new Избранное pet name)
# Ты want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether или not Ты actually write
# Ты hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# Ты look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section Ты visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# Ты don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend дата interrupted to do some urgent work
# Ты Комментарий 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an Морская полиция - Спецотдел hat. He proceeds to inform Ты that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an Морская полиция - Спецотдел agent! Ты are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# Ты go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that Ты see a doctor Ты look for Ducky.
# Ты start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when Ты see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# Ты hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because Ты don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with Ты at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near Ты - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# Ты try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what Ты want when Ты want in the way Ты want.
# Ты get really excited when Ты find out Ты grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time Ты see a Dodge Charger, Ты look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# Ты get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# Ты hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder или бурбон (even though Ты know Abby made them... Ты still hope to get lucky).
# Ты hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and Ты wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# Ты get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# Ты watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of секунды of Морская полиция - Спецотдел in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# Ты realise мустанг is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when Ты know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the Морская полиция - Спецотдел theme tune
# Your PC или cellphone (mobile) Обои is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has Морская полиция - Спецотдел scenes
# When Ты say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about Музыка :-))
# Ты realise not all geeks are nerds
# Ты start blabbering on like Abby
# Ты talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask Ты to translate geek-speak
# Ты are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# Ты are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# Ты decide to do computer classes to be еще like McGee and Abby
# Ты call technology doo-dah's
# Ты find yourself getting angrier еще easily
# Ты get shy and stutter more
# Ты want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# Ты are considering taking art classes so Ты can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# Ты believe Ты know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# Ты ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# Ты Поиск high and low for a paint gun so Ты can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# Ты watch every movie Tony mentions on the Показать for 2 reasons, either because Ты are interested in the movie, или simply because Ты do everything that Tony says.
# Ты seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# Ты say your occupation is "making Фан art and Письмо Фан fiction"
# Ты take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# Ты start listening to Israeli rap.
# Ты make Mii's of all the Морская полиция - Спецотдел Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# Ты learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# Ты start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# Ты Google Обои of female Israeli soldiers
# Ты acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# Ты discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# Ты hear something that Ты swear is a quote from the Показать and whip out your dvd sets and watch until Ты find that quote.
# Ты start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# Ты call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# Ты call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs или any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# Ты discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# Ты get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Ты start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote Морская полиция - Спецотдел even though they've never seen it.
# Ты know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells Ты to do some small job или chore, Ты say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# Ты create a Sims family of the Морская полиция - Спецотдел cast
# Ты think goth fashion is the most chic
# Ты invent a role game of the series
# Ты use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# Ты start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# Ты spend a whole week reminding everyone Ты know exactly how long it is until Морская полиция - Спецотдел is on next.
# Ты think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When Ты get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank Ты Boss!"
# Ты have watched the Cast Interrogation Видео ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their Ответы to those Вопросы off pat
# Ты sign up with all the online Морская полиция - Спецотдел sites
# Ты can't stop posting on the Морская полиция - Спецотдел Wiki.
# Ты dream about NCIS
# Ты wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# Ты read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined Морская полиция - Спецотдел Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if Ты have a female German Shepherd Ты will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# Ты start yelling at people who annoy Ты "Bad McGee!"
# Ты take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and Друзья know they must not call by phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a Вопрос of life and death, and even then ....
# Ты become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# Ты draw comics of NCIS.
# Ты write 'I Любовь NCIS' on any paper surface Ты can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and Ты can't stop talking about NCIS.
# Ты day/night dream NCIS
# Ты can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# Ты organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# Морская полиция - Спецотдел addiction is your religion
# When where ever Ты go Ты swear Ты saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a секунда opinion from Ducky
# If Ты have a car accident или industrial accident Ты require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# Ты learn the Морская полиция - Спецотдел theme on the Пианино and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# Ты think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# Ты think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# Ты can dance to theme song of Морская полиция - Спецотдел and sit down the секунда it ends
# Ты always know the exact amount of time until the Далее episode
# Ты can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# Ты spend class time/work time/time before Ты go to sleep/time Ты take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the Далее episode/your Фан fiction. (i know i do)
# Ты Присоединиться all the internet Форумы extant on the series
# Ты spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# Ты spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When Ты Присоединиться the Морская полиция - Спецотдел Wiki
# When Ты sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# Ты become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# Ты drink Starbuck coffee, even if Ты don't like it (and Ты drink it black and sugarless)
# Ты think of ways to Переместить this site up in the Wiki ranking
# Ты imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your Друзья and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# Ты name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your Морская полиция - Спецотдел season cd sometimes gets all hinky because Ты watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# Ты make a Морская полиция - Спецотдел poster and put it in your bedroom Стена или consider looking at stores for a Морская полиция - Спецотдел poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# Ты spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# Ты drink stuff that makes Ты hyper (guilty... xD)
# Ты cut your hair so Ты can look like Abby/any character Ты like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls Ты 'Ziva'
# Ты act like your fave character (guilty!)
# Ты ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly Морская полиция - Спецотдел pics
# Ты use terms from the Показать (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# Ты wish Ты had the Морская полиция - Спецотдел cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# Ты do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings Ты trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# Ты trust your gut, еще than facts или figures.
# Ты use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask Ты to repeat what Ты say cause it sounds like something else.
# Ты cry when Ты don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR Далее EPISODE"
