First, three reasons why I compiled this list: 1) Because this is a "vs" spot, and needs some soapbox Статьи advocating [or forcing] one's opinion [down everyone else's throat]. 2) Because lists are fun and everyone should try it. 3) Because Ninjas are just plain better than pirates.
7)
When a ninja falls in the forest, he NEVER makes a sound! Ninjas are silent and stealthy. Pirates are loud and obnoxious. Ты can tell a pirate is coming from miles away. Ships which pirates greedily burgle, if they didn't Переместить when they heard the pirate coming, deserve to be robbed. A ninja, on the other hand, is always considerate of his victim's. He would never annoy them in their last moments, before he snaps his victim's neck! Also, being silent gives the ninja the upper hand on sneak attacks.
DrMcNinja, drawn and written by Chris Hastings
6)
A Pirate without his weapon is nothing. The only thing that makes a pirate valuable in battle is his weapon. A ninja can kill someone with his bare hands
and is skilled in katanas, sais, bo-staffs and other nifty ninja weapons. A ninja is therefore much deadlier than any pirate.
5)
A Ninja outwits. A Pirate out-stabs. If a pirate ever ends up killing anyone, it's generally because he was lucky. He jabbed at his opponent the most often and finally got a hit with his over-compensating cutlass (see reason number 2). But a ninja, on the other hand, is a master of mind games. He cleverly outwits his opponent to gain the upper hand. He is also better at Sudoku puzzles, logically.
4)
Chuck Norris. Yes, the ninjas claim Chuck Norris. Sorry, pirates.
Aren't they so adorable?
3)
Ninjas have better comic books. I hate to say it, but nearly every superhero has some sort of ninja training. Case in point: Batman. Бэтмен is pretty bad ass, and really difficult to вверх in the superhero world. But I shall try with my секунда example: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Now, I'm not saying that this fearsome foursome marks higher on the coolness scale than our Dark Knight, but one has to admit that they are pretty cool. Whether we stick with the old school comics, или the funny 90s cartoon, или the dark 2003 series, everyone loves the TNMT. Less impressively, Robin, aka Nightwing, also has extensive ninja training, as seen in the comic series "Teen Titans." As for the web comic world, we have plenty of hilarious comics, such as
link или
link. That's right. He's a doctor AND a ninja.
Clark Kent... Just kidding, it's Batman.
2)
Ninjas are Masters. Pirates are Drunks. It does not take very much to become a pirate. All Ты have to do is chop off your leg, gauge out your eye, and get really drunk. But it takes years to master the art of the ninja. Ninjas are Zen. Ninjas are wise. Ninjas meditate. What do pirates do? Swagger around on the deck of their filthy ship, drunkenly slicing people's legs off and poking their eyes out with their long and over-compensating cutlasses. Why over-compensating, Ты may ask? Let's just say all the liquor and amputation can't be good for the libido... или physical attractiveness.
1)
Ask A Ninja. A man who
link He can answer ANYTHING.
All in all, it should be pretty clear by the end of this Статья why ninjas are better than pirates. If Ты were undecided about which side Ты took before, I would hope that this little Список helped to clear that up for you.
I am, of course, expecting a Список from the pirates at a vain and drunken attempt to refute me.
Go ahead.
The Ninjas dare you.
