Have Ты been practising a martial art for еще than 3 years? Have Ты obtained your first Dan или higher? Are Ты proficient with a variety of Oriental weapons and can use a chopstick to kill someone? CAN Ты GET ACROSS A ROOM FULL OF FLOUR WITHOUT LEAVING FOOTPRINTS?
If Ты answered "yes" to all of these questions, Ты MAY BE A NINJA!
HOWEVER.
If Ты find yourself glowing with pride because Ты caught something that Ты dropped, Ты are not a ninja. Ninjas do not drop things by accident.
when Ты enter a room Ты auto-check the floor for pressure pads.or when Ты look at,say,the eifle tower and think,"i could climb that in winter without any tools.
