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I got the "delight" of interviewing SeytonSucksSoDoYou as she was voted bitchiest & most retarded person ever on the OTH Фан Awards... she beat G, now that's an acomplishment. (LY bitch!) Anyways, I asked her some... serious Вопросы and I think you'll enjoy her answers.
So SSSDY, which character do Ты most relate to and why?
z0mg... 1 dunn0 wh0 i d0 lyk cuz dis sh0w suxs, but 1 no 1 h8 s3eyt0n cuz sh3's a h0
Care to elaborate?
n0... n0 g00d reas0n, just d0nt lyk hr ha1r. also she sl33ps ar0nd
She does?
yh
When?
uhm... duuuuuuuuuh. she slpt wit nate when he was in luv wit hailey nd she slpt wit lukke wen he was in luv with br00k. the сука sejuced him nd i tink shez a witch cuz she put a sp3ll on luuke s0 hed fall in luv wit her cuz nate dumpd her and jake ddnt luv herrr. lyke eeeeeeeeeeewwww! i g0ugd my I 0ut wen she kissd luke cuz she was "ding"
Erm... right, moving on. What's your favourite thing about the OTH spot?
n0thing, dis is shit. i h8 how evry1 cn sp3ll... eeeeeww. lyk, wat is up wit dat ritrgrl bitch... she keeps using capitl l3tters. lyk, eeeeeeeew!
... Ты are aware that's me right?
0mg Ты suckk. i h0p y0 g0 r0t in he11 wit pucASS.
Congratulations. Ты learnt the art of Capital Letters
0mg y0u r0k!!!1!!1! N0T! st00pid pucas shippr. i bet u lyk brucas
I respect them as a couple but I don't actually ship them... right Далее question
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...Thanks. Anyway, if Ты could change one thing about OTH, what would it be?
i wud cange dat ppl lyk u & georgiapeach, [0r shud i say georgiaBITCH] wach it cuz u is gayyyz]
Erm... Rachel's one's of the nicest people on this site!
SHE W0RSIPS S3YT0N! SHE HAZ A S3YT0N ICONN.
Right... interview over
g0 3at Seyt0ns shiiit
I'd much rather not...
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Right, well OBVIOUSLY this is a piss take. NO ONE on that site has been remotely bad (apart from the Myra imitaters but that's a whole other story). If anyone get's offended, cause their the cool kids on the block using 0's instead of o's... stop doing it, no one understands Ты =P. Anyways, from this, let's just make a few ground rules which we can stick to to prevent the bashing. Like, taboo words and phrases. So, avoid saying the following:
--Seyton
--Pucas
--[character] makes me want to [vomit / gouge my eyes out etc]
--YOU'RE OPINION SUCKS! MINE IS RIGHT
--I bet you're lying and Ты realllly ship Leyton
--Even though this pick has nothing to do with it cause it's about Naley, Brooke's a slut!
--Haley's fat!
--Brooke's fat!
--Peyton's bullimic!
--Name calling
If I missed any, please say and I'll add them. Remember, in the great words of Zeppelin, "Peace and Любовь can win the день despite of all your doing"
PS: That artcile took my fricking ages! I kept spelling things correctly!
PPS: Rachel I Любовь YOU! That's why I chose Ты to be the one that she hates... because only an idiot would think that.
