Пингвины Мадагаскара Article: Horror Stories

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posted by Bluepenguin

The flickering of a small lamp illuminates the penguins' faces, some filled with fear или excitement, and others, boredom. Skipper stands in the center of the ring of penguins, and holds an eerie flashlight to his face.

Skipper: Tonight, as Ты can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?

Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.

Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.

Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.

Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...

Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable.

Kowalski: This scientist went out to get supplies in a near laboratory, and found almost all the ingredients he was looking for...
Rico: *Bored sigh*
Kowalski: But he realized, that where the Perfluorooctanoic acid he was looking for... had spilt all over the floor and was contaminating the whole place!!!
Skipper/Rico: -_-
Private: ???
Skipper: Anyways, who wants to tell an actual scary story.

Kowalski makes an angered/frustrated expression before he plops down on a pillow.

Rico: Blafle heergh!
Skipper: Ok, your turn Rico.
Eager to tell his story, Rico runs up to the flashlight and leaves the попкорн behind.
Rico: Blahrhg... bleuhehure... blarghblaheyrgh... RLARGHBRAWGER!
Skipper/Kowalski/Private: O_O
Skipper: Oooook.... next.
Private: Ooh Skippah! I have a good one! :D
Skipper: Go ahead.

Private also goes up to the flashlight like the Назад story tellers.

Private: A maaaaagical Lunacorn by the name of Mr. Sparklefluff is flying over Raincloud City one day, and he finds a sad, sad little squirrel. Mr. Sparklefluff goes over to the sad белка and says, "What's wrong little critter?", and the little белка says, "I dropped my snowcone!". So Mr. Sparklefluff uses his amazing helping powers and gives the little белка a snowcone, and a hug! The end! :D
Skipper: ....Really?
Kowalski: I never knew a horror story could hold that much cute capacity.
Private: I'm going to get a арахис масло, сливочное масло winky... :(
Private gives the flashlight to Skipper and saunters to the hidden cabinet.
Skipper: My story will вверх all of your dim, teeny-tiny baby stories! Watch and learn, men!

Kowalski and Rico don't respond, because when it comes to Skipper, it's NEVER a good idea to back sass.

Skipper: It was a dark, spooky... uh... *looks at calendar* Wednesday night, and everything was quiet around the zoo.
Private returns with a арахис масло, сливочное масло winky and whispers to Kowalski.
Private: Psst! Kowalski! Ты want some of my winky?
Skipper: QUIET!
Private: Ahh! Sorry Skippah!
Skipper: Everything was quiet, until there was a strange knocking on the дельфин habitat... *smirks at Kowalski*...

Kowalski, who was fiddling with his abacus, looks up, actually seeming interested in one of Skipper's bizarre horror stories.

Skipper: And then, after the knocking had finished... Doris... was... GONE!!!
Kowalski: *Puts flippers over eyes* No!
Skipper: *Turns to Private* And the only trace left... was the head of a Lunacorn!!!
Private: Eek! *Hides under blanket*
Skipper: But it gets worse! *Goes over to Rico* All the ammo in the zoo... DISSAPEARS!
Rico: Ahhh!!!
Skipper: And lastly, all those things, including the ammo that was somewhere hidden, EXPLODED!!!!
Rico/Kowalski/Private: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *Runs out of habitat*
Skipper: Now that's how Ты tell a horror story! *Wink*

ClelisB, mostar1219 and 11 others like this

AgentJazzy00 LOL!!!Skipper uses what they like against them. >:D AND THAT'S why I like him ;)

alex356 Me:wow that's so not scray Skipper:I know right Kowalski:lies Doris is here Me:0.0 kowalski it was a horror story sheesh take a chill pill Private:skipper don't ever tell- Me:I got one and this is true One night 2 parents went to dinner and left the kids with a babysitter Dad:if the kids cry it's because they want attoine Boy:come upstairs there something in the closet *went up stairs the closet door was open she close the door* *went back downstairs* girl:there's something in are closet *went upstairs there was a clown staute* *babysitter calls parents* babysitter:um what do I do with the clown Dad:we don't have a clown get out-of the house and call the police Police:it was the sercerl he was waiting at night to kill the kids Me:and that's the story what was that Skipper:it came from outside Kowalski:hey Me:ahhhh! Kowalski:were you kissing skipper? Me:what

taylorbamb HAHA

Icicle1penguin HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Good one. But you can't scare me with your scary stories, Skippy! X3

Colonelpenguin yea even i can tell a scary story better then you,Skipper

LtKowalski It made me laugh! Good story!

SummerPoM LOL xD Go Dorski \o

shortnscary nice one. good job. can you share your story on my site http://www.shortnscarystories.com

LeonardFan oh this a great story!

Saori14 A babysitter was left alone at home with a couple's two kids one night. The small villa had a garden surrounding it. The babysitter puts the kids to bed and goes back down to the btoom floor and calls her boyfriend. After the phone line drops accidentally, the babysitter picks up the phone again when it rings, thinking it's her boyfriend. Silence meets her, and thinking it's her boyfriend pranking her she calls him on his mobile, but the boyfriend honestly swears he never called her again. She asks him to come over because she's getting seriously freaked out, and after a while she's sitting with her boyfriend on the sofa. The phone rings again and the boyfriend picks up the phone, ready to argue with whoever is scaring his girlfriend. After a long silence, an eerie voice whispers "I'm watching yoooou..." And the phone dies. Both getting seriously freaked out they call the police and, after explaining, ask them to trace the phone call. After waiting for a while the police call her again and in a tone of urgency exclaim. "I've sent a patrol over. Get out of the house immediately, the phone call is coming from the top floor." Now the couple is practically jumping out of their skin and, armed with a broom and a shovel, head upstairs to retrieve the kids. After everyone gets out the police arrive and circle the house, five armed agents heading upstairs. After thoroughly searching the whole house, the police come out with nothing. The babysitter and her boyrfriend are bringing the kids to the police station so that they'll be safe for the night, but before they leave the babysitter feels a presence next to her. "I'm watching yoooou..." Whipping around, she sees no one, but knows the presence was real. A story my teacher told us to creep us out. In itself it might not be that scary, but with the classroom lights off and the teacher talking in a suspensy-creepy voice, trust me, I didn't sleep for three nights.

LeonardFan ^wow you did record everything :D did you use a recorder to write down everything?

peacebaby7 LOL!!! This was so funny! I loved how he used what they liked against them. XD

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King Julien ft. Maurice - If I Ruled the World (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

If King Julien Ruled the World...

It's the Nickelodeon Stars, the BTR's (Big Time Rush) hit song, but in Julien's Version. What would he do if he ruled the world? Here's the lyrics!

Julien:
You know it’s King J-U-L-I-E-N!
I'm King Julien!

If I Ruled the World, I’d throw all my treasures in the air like Confetti.
If I Ruled the World, every house got a DJ and an All-night Dance Party.
I break all the borders down, when I shake my Booty.
If I Ruled the World, I’d laugh out loud.

So everybody get up (up), up (up), outta your seats,
Kick off Mort if he touches your feet,
Look up (up), up (up), at the Sky Spirits,
Singing 'Ayo, ayo,...

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The Definition of a Fanguin

posted by thecrazygeinus

Fanguin: n. (fan·gu·en) A Фан of The

Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point

of being noticable by others. Fanguins can be

identified by penguins themed attire, DVDs,

Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling

off Цитаты from the Телевидение Показать at various

times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable by a

Любовь of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are

highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while

others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden

obsession.

There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls

•Skipper’s Crew

•Private’s Adorers

•Rico’s Renegades

•Marlene’s Mammals

•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions

•*Skilene’s Фаны and Foes

•And various OCs and Фан pairings subcategories

*:See seperate entry

гараж Make Out | Skiico

posted by Black-Raine

(Taking place after the episode: 'Little Zoo Coupe.’ Definition of 'Cloaca': A common chamber and outlet into which the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts open.)

It had been a long день after the loss of a race to the lemurs yesterday evening. Now freshening up their new tricked out car Rico sat at the wheel, a yellow dirtied rag gripped in his flipper to the dash board. He grumbled briefly out of regretful spite, pondering how he could have done better the other night.

The гараж was poorly lit, scratched up grey concrete walls and what seemed to be starlight beaming ever so lightly down...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 9: First Impressions

posted by peacebaby7

“First Impressions”
April 19, 2014

    "How's it lookin' on connecting to the camera feeds, Kowalski?" Skipper asked his lieutenant.

    "Just fine, Skipper. Just a few еще minutes," Kowalski answered. "I have to say, the HQ is in pretty good shape for not being used in a number of years. Things are coming together nicely, and we've only been back for a week."

    "I concur. Ты got those light fixtures, Rico?" Skipper asked, looking up at Rico on his ladder, fixing a light to the ceiling.

    "Uh-huh!" he grunted....

Mad Brother Chapter Eleven

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private opened his eyes, everything was red around him. He gulped but slid forward. Ami was lying on the sidelines while Blue was passed out near Kiki.

"Kiki.."

The green eyed пингвин was staring down at Blue. "So Ты came Private."

"So it is Ты Kiki.." He raced вперед only to get smacked backwards. Private yelped at the action and staggered back. " .."

"You should have stayed back."

"Wh...Why are Ты doing this?"

"You've seen the bodies haven't Ты Private? What your 'brother' continues to do? I don't want anymore victims of his!"

Private glared, "You liar!" Kiki looked at him in surprise. "We...

Mad Brother Chapter Nine

posted by Mother-of-PoM

'Big..Brothah..'

He opened his eyes to see that male пингвин who he remembered correctly...HAD NO FLIPPING EYE.

"So you're awake?"

Private sat up, he was in his bed? Thankfully, the male had a bandage on.

"Don't worry, I am your ally."

"What?"

"Sorry I scared Ты earlier.. I guess I'm not used to Показ up to normal people."

"Your missing eye...Did my brothah do that to you?"

"That's in the past."

Private sighed, "Evahyone seems to have it for him. But, Ты hate him too, right?"

"Because of our hate, we can't rest in peace. But I can save you. We need to get Ты out of here." He grabbed Private's flipper...

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The best Men i know

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Yes... yes so f*cking true

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I Любовь This Penguins!!!

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I Любовь This Penguins!!!

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I Work Alone (5. Nathan's Partner)

posted by Aquade

Author's Note: Here's the Далее chapter. I decided to post both of them because
(1) I had them already typed out on my computer
(2) I didn't update the story for a while
(3) I wanted to celebrate 2014!
Also, this chapter is in nobody's PoV. The other chapters (except otherwise noted) will be in Nathan's PoV. Enjoy!

“Nathan didn’t always work alone,” explained Leo. “He had a partner –Billy.”

“What happened?” asked Private.

“I’ll get to that part soon,” сказал(-а) Leo. “Together, Billy and he were one of the best.”

He glanced at Skipper. “Perhaps Ты know them, Skipper.”

Skipper...

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Waited Too Long (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "If Ты Only Knew")

posted by mostar1219

Monique walked over to the dock and put her кошелек in her secret spot before sitting down. She didn't need the clock on her phone to tell her that it was too early for anyone, even her as someone who isn't a morning person, to be awake. Though, during these past few months, thoughts have been flooding the aspie's mind causing her to wake up completely early in the morning. It had been a few months since Kowalski and the others left for their mission over seas. She always felt the urge to come to the dock around this time, since it always gave her the reminder that they'll be back soon. She always...

Corpse party/penguins:tortured souls...chapter 1...

posted by spmana123

There once was a school that used to be here called heavenly host elementary school...it was a wonderful school with good teachers, especially the school nurse. She was nice, kind person that everyone loved, until one night, she missed a step while walking down the stairs, and fell and broke her neck on impact, and died....the school was devastated of what happened, including the principal, who went into a severe depression, and went to the roof one день and killed himself. The school was to be torn down soon after because if what had happened, and it was...

Lighting had struck at that moment...

Unexpected Events Chapter Seventeen

posted by Cowtails

Cowtails was in the back of the man's car, curled into a ball. She kept crying and telling Kowalski,”I told you...I told you...I told you...”

Kowalski looked confused,”That guy...is your dad? But, like I said, he will have to kill me to hurt you.”

~~~Private was shaking really bad, still in the basement with Sweet Pripper. “It's not your fault,”he said, hugging SP. “It's that man...”

Sweet Pripper said,”No it is my fault! He took Ты when I should've noticed and now that guy is gonna come and we're gonna die!”

~~~Cowtails sobbed,”You don't understand how awful he is! He...

The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 7

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic :D

When Kowalski got back to HQ he saw Private and Rico were already sleeping,but when he looked at the вверх bunk Skipper wasn't there. "I wonder where he could be." Just as Kowalski was about to go out to look for him Skipper opened the hatch with something in his flippers "Kowalski why didn't Ты tell me?" Kowalski was stunned and almost fell off the ladder. "Why didn't i tell Ты what?" Skipper sees that Private and Rico are sleeping and pulls Kowalski out of HQ.Once on вверх Skipper hands him the papers.
To: Central Park Zoo
We would like to thank Ты for participating
in...

Live Without Любовь Chp 3 part 2: War Against Mammals

posted by skipperahmad

This Fanfiction contains a mild violence and gore. Require additional guard from older person....

*The weak and spoiled child called Skipper Joseph Fidelis II now become one of the most feared soldier in the world that serve for the most feared organization in all world history... called the Fidelis's order... that formed to make all mammals and human being extinct through the bullets. Skipper would take a revenge for his father, mother, brother and people of Antarctica that killed by fishermen. With the conquest and genocide, Skipper and his army will took control of American's west flank with...

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The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 1

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic, don't hate!
It was late, and the penguins were on their way Главная from getting snow-cones. " I do Любовь myself some snow-cones." Skipper says while he eats his радуга one. Kowalski stares at his " Yeah,I guess" Skipper looks over at Kowalski who is lagging behind. "Why are Ты so blue? Ты Любовь snow-cones Kowalski." Skipper asks. "Yeah I Любовь them, but it's not the snow-cones that's bothering me." Kowalski adds. Skipper looks at the ground "Then what is?" Kowalski stops walking and sighs " Why would Ты care anyway?" Skipper looks at him surprised at what he just said. Kowalski...