Пингвины Мадагаскара Article: Horror Stories

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posted by Bluepenguin

The flickering of a small lamp illuminates the penguins' faces, some filled with fear или excitement, and others, boredom. Skipper stands in the center of the ring of penguins, and holds an eerie flashlight to his face.

Skipper: Tonight, as Ты can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?

Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.

Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.

Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.

Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...

Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable.

Kowalski: This scientist went out to get supplies in a near laboratory, and found almost all the ingredients he was looking for...
Rico: *Bored sigh*
Kowalski: But he realized, that where the Perfluorooctanoic acid he was looking for... had spilt all over the floor and was contaminating the whole place!!!
Skipper/Rico: -_-
Private: ???
Skipper: Anyways, who wants to tell an actual scary story.

Kowalski makes an angered/frustrated expression before he plops down on a pillow.

Rico: Blafle heergh!
Skipper: Ok, your turn Rico.
Eager to tell his story, Rico runs up to the flashlight and leaves the попкорн behind.
Rico: Blahrhg... bleuhehure... blarghblaheyrgh... RLARGHBRAWGER!
Skipper/Kowalski/Private: O_O
Skipper: Oooook.... next.
Private: Ooh Skippah! I have a good one! :D
Skipper: Go ahead.

Private also goes up to the flashlight like the Назад story tellers.

Private: A maaaaagical Lunacorn by the name of Mr. Sparklefluff is flying over Raincloud City one day, and he finds a sad, sad little squirrel. Mr. Sparklefluff goes over to the sad белка and says, "What's wrong little critter?", and the little белка says, "I dropped my snowcone!". So Mr. Sparklefluff uses his amazing helping powers and gives the little белка a snowcone, and a hug! The end! :D
Skipper: ....Really?
Kowalski: I never knew a horror story could hold that much cute capacity.
Private: I'm going to get a арахис масло, сливочное масло winky... :(
Private gives the flashlight to Skipper and saunters to the hidden cabinet.
Skipper: My story will вверх all of your dim, teeny-tiny baby stories! Watch and learn, men!

Kowalski and Rico don't respond, because when it comes to Skipper, it's NEVER a good idea to back sass.

Skipper: It was a dark, spooky... uh... *looks at calendar* Wednesday night, and everything was quiet around the zoo.
Private returns with a арахис масло, сливочное масло winky and whispers to Kowalski.
Private: Psst! Kowalski! Ты want some of my winky?
Skipper: QUIET!
Private: Ahh! Sorry Skippah!
Skipper: Everything was quiet, until there was a strange knocking on the дельфин habitat... *smirks at Kowalski*...

Kowalski, who was fiddling with his abacus, looks up, actually seeming interested in one of Skipper's bizarre horror stories.

Skipper: And then, after the knocking had finished... Doris... was... GONE!!!
Kowalski: *Puts flippers over eyes* No!
Skipper: *Turns to Private* And the only trace left... was the head of a Lunacorn!!!
Private: Eek! *Hides under blanket*
Skipper: But it gets worse! *Goes over to Rico* All the ammo in the zoo... DISSAPEARS!
Rico: Ahhh!!!
Skipper: And lastly, all those things, including the ammo that was somewhere hidden, EXPLODED!!!!
Rico/Kowalski/Private: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *Runs out of habitat*
Skipper: Now that's how Ты tell a horror story! *Wink*

ClelisB, mostar1219 and 11 others like this

AgentJazzy00 LOL!!!Skipper uses what they like against them. >:D AND THAT'S why I like him ;)

alex356 Me:wow that's so not scray Skipper:I know right Kowalski:lies Doris is here Me:0.0 kowalski it was a horror story sheesh take a chill pill Private:skipper don't ever tell- Me:I got one and this is true One night 2 parents went to dinner and left the kids with a babysitter Dad:if the kids cry it's because they want attoine Boy:come upstairs there something in the closet *went up stairs the closet door was open she close the door* *went back downstairs* girl:there's something in are closet *went upstairs there was a clown staute* *babysitter calls parents* babysitter:um what do I do with the clown Dad:we don't have a clown get out-of the house and call the police Police:it was the sercerl he was waiting at night to kill the kids Me:and that's the story what was that Skipper:it came from outside Kowalski:hey Me:ahhhh! Kowalski:were you kissing skipper? Me:what

taylorbamb HAHA

Icicle1penguin HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Good one. But you can't scare me with your scary stories, Skippy! X3

Colonelpenguin yea even i can tell a scary story better then you,Skipper

LtKowalski It made me laugh! Good story!

SummerPoM LOL xD Go Dorski \o

shortnscary nice one. good job. can you share your story on my site http://www.shortnscarystories.com

LeonardFan oh this a great story!

Saori14 A babysitter was left alone at home with a couple's two kids one night. The small villa had a garden surrounding it. The babysitter puts the kids to bed and goes back down to the btoom floor and calls her boyfriend. After the phone line drops accidentally, the babysitter picks up the phone again when it rings, thinking it's her boyfriend. Silence meets her, and thinking it's her boyfriend pranking her she calls him on his mobile, but the boyfriend honestly swears he never called her again. She asks him to come over because she's getting seriously freaked out, and after a while she's sitting with her boyfriend on the sofa. The phone rings again and the boyfriend picks up the phone, ready to argue with whoever is scaring his girlfriend. After a long silence, an eerie voice whispers "I'm watching yoooou..." And the phone dies. Both getting seriously freaked out they call the police and, after explaining, ask them to trace the phone call. After waiting for a while the police call her again and in a tone of urgency exclaim. "I've sent a patrol over. Get out of the house immediately, the phone call is coming from the top floor." Now the couple is practically jumping out of their skin and, armed with a broom and a shovel, head upstairs to retrieve the kids. After everyone gets out the police arrive and circle the house, five armed agents heading upstairs. After thoroughly searching the whole house, the police come out with nothing. The babysitter and her boyrfriend are bringing the kids to the police station so that they'll be safe for the night, but before they leave the babysitter feels a presence next to her. "I'm watching yoooou..." Whipping around, she sees no one, but knows the presence was real. A story my teacher told us to creep us out. In itself it might not be that scary, but with the classroom lights off and the teacher talking in a suspensy-creepy voice, trust me, I didn't sleep for three nights.

LeonardFan ^wow you did record everything :D did you use a recorder to write down everything?

peacebaby7 LOL!!! This was so funny! I loved how he used what they liked against them. XD

how i met Skipper and his team 2

posted by kivamarie

this is part 2 of how i met Skipper and his team. so the Далее morning Skipper and his team head back to the zoo with cute little me. once they got there they went inside their H.Q.

little me: (wakes up)

Skipper: (holding me) morning Kiva.

little me: (being carried by Skipper) (giggles) (crawls to the paper and crayons draws something) (shows my drawing to Skipper and his team)

Skipper: well what do Ты know she can draw.

Kowalski: and it would appear to be a молоко bottle.

Skipper: right Private Ты go and get the молоко bottle for the мышь the boys and I will keep an eye on her.

Private: on it Skipper...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Eight - The Final Battle(Part One)

posted by KowalskiRocks

Skipper was right. They had arrived in Antarctica.
Soon they arrived at the palace. Problem is, there were two ginormous mutant leopard seals guarding the entrance.
S: Great. Now what do we do?
Me: Skipper, I may have a solution. Some of my arrows are loaded with anesthetic. It may be enough to knock them out.
It was enough to knock them out. A few секунды later, the guards lay unconscious in the snow.
S: Good work Melody. But don't let your guard down.
So they slip inside the palace, and inside, everything is silent. A little too silent.
S: Stay alert. Something's wrong. I can feel it in my gut.
?:...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Seven - Ambush and Magic

posted by KowalskiRocks

Guys. Wake. Up. Now!
Skipper and the team fell out of their bunks.
S: What the deuce?
Me: It's about time Ты woke up.
K: What time is it?
Me: 0530.
P: Isn't that a bit too early to wake up?
Me: Not unless we want the element of surprise on Ikala, of which we're going to need if we want to defeat him. No way he's going to expect a attack this early.
S: Fine.
They then leave the camp, but they have no idea what awaits them...
*Rustling noise*
Me: What was that?
P: What?
*Rustling*
Me: That!
S: You're right, there's something - или someone - out there. Stay alert.
Everyone else: Aye aye Skipper.
Suddenly hundreds...

Where are the Penguins? (spoof of Robot Chicken's "Where's Michael?")

posted by mostar1219

At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are Ты sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: Ты have to Переместить backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 11: Siege of the Central Park Zoo

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for лемур use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 еще pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 8

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 8: the Melee for the master thief
It was time start Operation: Save Sly from Certain Doom. “Bentley, where is the signal from Sly’s GPS coming from?” Pat asked. “It looks like the signal is coming from Coney Island.” “Oh, no. That is extremely bad news!” “Why?” “This means that Dr. Blowhole has him.” Kowalski said. “Who’s Dr. Blowhole?” Mumble asked. “Apparently, he’s the penguins arch enemy.” Marlene stated. “Not apparently, he is our arch enemy. He is pure evil, with skin surprisingly pleasant to the touch. Be afraid, be very afraid Mumble!” Skipper...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up by Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will Ты wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few минуты later, Ramon was still fast...

Shipwrecked chapter 3

posted by kivamarie

the Далее mourning I was the only one that woke up this mourning and was done drinking еще water from the cactus and yet my mind was starting to play tricks on me to make me go crazy.

Me: (sees skipper still sleeping) good skipper is still sleeping (laughs like I'm crazy) gotta have something to eat (sees a knife)oh (crawls to the нож then picks up the knife) pretty pretty shiny shiny нож (starts stabbing the нож on my arm then my eye starts twitching then laughs like I'm crazy)

that's when skipper wakes up.

Skipper: (wakes up) huh? (sees me stabbing myself in the arm with a knife) Kiva!...

Love's Revenge Pt.1

posted by JayJay12

Skipper tops Marlene's mouth.

Above the HQ...
Skipper:Marlene
*go's up to Marlene*
Marlene:Skipper,um,what's with the ring?
Skipper:I'm purposing to Cream
Marlene:YOU'RE PURPOSING TO CR-
*Skipper tops her mouth*
Skipper:Yes,I am
*Skipper leaves*
Somewhere in Coney Island...
*??? talks in walkie-talkie*
???:I finally reached Coney Island
Cream:You did?
???:Yes,where are you?
Cream:Behind you,Marx
*Marx turns around*
Marx:Cream!
Cream:Marx!
*they hugged*
Back at the HQ...
Private:You are so nasty,Skipper!*disgusted*
Skipper:What?!Cream was doing that in front of me,so I recorded it!
Kowalski:Wow,I'm so excited!!!
Private:You're nasty,too!
Kowalski:I...

A Big Mistake

posted by Ninjaorca

Dearest Penguins,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! Ты took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your Друзья At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P

Dear Hobokeneers,
See Ты on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Operation Time-warp Chapter 2

posted by Saracuda

S: Skipper
K: Kowalski
R: Rico
P: Private
Side characters: Aramicus, Socio, Opugno, and Juliazahr

The door to the box swung open and daylight streamed in.

S: Kowalski, annaylisis.
K: We are apparently in Rome..several hundred years ago.
S: Aren't-
K: -Weren't
S: *glare* WEREN'T the Romans expert at measures of torture?
P: Oh dear. Yes Skippa, I'm afraid they were.
R: TORTURE! *clap, clap*
S: Alright, we're going to need some sort of disgiuse.
K: улица, уличный sign perhaps?
S: *"Don't be ridiculas" face*
K: Alright! Okay, that was retarded! Well, lets just see what we can blend into.
P: Ooh! A merchant! I could disguise...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

A mail truck gets parked in front of the Central Park Zoo. The mail person brings an envelope to Alice.
Mailman: Special notice for someone named Kowalski. If Ты see him, give the envelope to him.
Alice: Alright, then. (the mailman leaves and Alice goes to the пингвин habitat. Skipper sees Alice and goes topside)
S: What's going on, Alice?
Alice: Skipper, there was some mail that came for Kowalski. (gives envelope to Skipper) Can Ты make sure he gets it?
S: Can do.
In the HQ
S: Kowalski, Ты have some mail. (gives Kowalski the envelope)
K: Wierd, I wasn't expecting anything. (opens envelope and sees...

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Give Me a Tight Hug chptr 2: Skilene goes cupid

posted by andresandru

"maybe because we're tied?" Silvia pointed sarcastically, she had a better humor than yesterday

"why, WHY!" Savio shouted, sad

both needed to do their average things- with the other one Далее to them! brush their teeth, eat, even go to the bathroom (dont ask how)

"hmm..." Skipper let out, he used his binoculars to see the both, they hadn't fought in the whole morning, but none had talked to the other, he was hid in the chamilion habitat, kowalski, rico, private, and marlene were there too, marlene, she had sneaked

"kowalski analysis!" Skipper shouted

"If they keep this tipe of comportation, they...

Another Poem for Doris ( I Опубликовано this before but now it's rewritten)

posted by ___Sophie___

Doris please read this!!Anyone can read it too

The scientist's Любовь has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of Ты день and night
In my сердце there is no that is second
You'll always be the яблоко of my eye

I'll Поиск the world
Near and far then high and low
My Любовь will show
Just to hold Ты gently
Don't want to let Ты go

I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With Любовь and Science
I am deeply torn by desperation

In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper сказал(-а) " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my Любовь has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"

We're like fragments that were split
или gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay

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Harry potter meets PoM part 4

posted by alex354

Harry:well it's not every день u перфоратор, удар, пунш a лемур
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head Главная
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex Остаться в живых her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU Остаться в живых YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask Вопрос Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice

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Hero (Verse Two)

posted by theWOLFPACK15

And here is verse two of the Hero.
___________________________________________

Cadet sat in the shade of the дерево that was planted in the courtyard. She watched the other animals. She watched as some hugged and stayed in groups. As she looked around, no one was alone, no one but her. Each день she did this, looking out as all the kids laughed and played.

The guys playing around with the girls and the girls getting revenge on the guys.

Each день she wished that someone would at least come up and talk to her. Make small talk, something that at least lets her know that she was not forgotten.

Each day...

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The Hidden Finale (Chapter XII - Victory Brawl)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Skipper and Rico brawled with Blowhole. Kowalski had time to create a portal to our HQ. As we escaped from my beautiful paradise, we saw Blowhole's and Skipper's crustacean warriors down. It was two against one. We knew we couldn't let Skipper and Rico down. So, we helped Skipper and Rico fight. It was a long fight. After a few hours, Blowhole was defeated. He fled swiftly into his HQ and сказал(-а) that he will plan another plot to steal our weapons.

As we high-fived to our victory, we were thinking about something in Denmark that we forgot. THE LEMURS!

"They will be fine. Anyways, they are stinkin'...

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TBRttMoN: Chapter 1- A Bittersweet Surprise

posted by Katie_Kat200

Please, again, do not ask, why its called what its called. (TBRttMoN stands for The Bus Ride to the Middle of Nowhere) The truth will be revealed soon. Ha, ha. Well... I decided to continue this. I still need your guys opinions on this fan-fic. And also I need two еще characters. I will decide on who Ты will play. So... yeah. Read and review (please?)

Kowalski was busy working on some blueprints for some invention that would eventually help mankind или destroy them all. Who knows…? Suddenly, Kowalski’s пингвин eyebrows twitched. Something wasn’t right. Something was out of place. There...

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OC Story: Ungrateful memories

posted by SJ_waddles

I wonder how he'll take it?
Finally. From travelling so far, I finally made it. But thinking, was it just a waste of time..?"You're fine here. This is how he wants it." My stepfather explained.
I shook my head in disbelief, "It's not how I want it!"
After my denounce from the thrown of Antartica, I decided to give it to my fake younger sibling. It suited him more.
My stepfather was the Emporer of Antartica. It was just him and me, and I wasn't very grateful. I didn't notice what happens if Ты don't care about something. But, I did. Then how do Ты explain that?
"Do Ты think it would make you...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 9

posted by alex356

Me:but who why when
Skipper:we don't know who and don't know why but it happen right now
Harry:I know why a gryffindory did this because some how they want to go the chamber
Hermonie:we'll ask Hagrid
Ron:oh sure we can go like: " oh hello Hagrid do u know anything about the chamber"
Hagrid:no talking about are Ты
All of us:no
Me:some how he knows
Wood:today we'll Показать hufflepuff we'll bet them
Fred(or greoge) : Harry will stop them with his starting thing that can freeze them
Me:Harry the games called off Ты have to see this
At the hoptil wing
Me:hermonie been...
Harry and Ron:hermonie
Me:she was in the библиотека
End of part 9 well hermonie live *dramcie music*