Пингвины Мадагаскара Article: Horror Stories

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posted by Bluepenguin

The flickering of a small lamp illuminates the penguins' faces, some filled with fear или excitement, and others, boredom. Skipper stands in the center of the ring of penguins, and holds an eerie flashlight to his face.

Skipper: Tonight, as Ты can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?

Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.

Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.

Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.

Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...

Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable.

Kowalski: This scientist went out to get supplies in a near laboratory, and found almost all the ingredients he was looking for...
Rico: *Bored sigh*
Kowalski: But he realized, that where the Perfluorooctanoic acid he was looking for... had spilt all over the floor and was contaminating the whole place!!!
Skipper/Rico: -_-
Private: ???
Skipper: Anyways, who wants to tell an actual scary story.

Kowalski makes an angered/frustrated expression before he plops down on a pillow.

Rico: Blafle heergh!
Skipper: Ok, your turn Rico.
Eager to tell his story, Rico runs up to the flashlight and leaves the попкорн behind.
Rico: Blahrhg... bleuhehure... blarghblaheyrgh... RLARGHBRAWGER!
Skipper/Kowalski/Private: O_O
Skipper: Oooook.... next.
Private: Ooh Skippah! I have a good one! :D
Skipper: Go ahead.

Private also goes up to the flashlight like the Назад story tellers.

Private: A maaaaagical Lunacorn by the name of Mr. Sparklefluff is flying over Raincloud City one day, and he finds a sad, sad little squirrel. Mr. Sparklefluff goes over to the sad белка and says, "What's wrong little critter?", and the little белка says, "I dropped my snowcone!". So Mr. Sparklefluff uses his amazing helping powers and gives the little белка a snowcone, and a hug! The end! :D
Skipper: ....Really?
Kowalski: I never knew a horror story could hold that much cute capacity.
Private: I'm going to get a арахис масло, сливочное масло winky... :(
Private gives the flashlight to Skipper and saunters to the hidden cabinet.
Skipper: My story will вверх all of your dim, teeny-tiny baby stories! Watch and learn, men!

Kowalski and Rico don't respond, because when it comes to Skipper, it's NEVER a good idea to back sass.

Skipper: It was a dark, spooky... uh... *looks at calendar* Wednesday night, and everything was quiet around the zoo.
Private returns with a арахис масло, сливочное масло winky and whispers to Kowalski.
Private: Psst! Kowalski! Ты want some of my winky?
Skipper: QUIET!
Private: Ahh! Sorry Skippah!
Skipper: Everything was quiet, until there was a strange knocking on the дельфин habitat... *smirks at Kowalski*...

Kowalski, who was fiddling with his abacus, looks up, actually seeming interested in one of Skipper's bizarre horror stories.

Skipper: And then, after the knocking had finished... Doris... was... GONE!!!
Kowalski: *Puts flippers over eyes* No!
Skipper: *Turns to Private* And the only trace left... was the head of a Lunacorn!!!
Private: Eek! *Hides under blanket*
Skipper: But it gets worse! *Goes over to Rico* All the ammo in the zoo... DISSAPEARS!
Rico: Ahhh!!!
Skipper: And lastly, all those things, including the ammo that was somewhere hidden, EXPLODED!!!!
Rico/Kowalski/Private: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *Runs out of habitat*
Skipper: Now that's how Ты tell a horror story! *Wink*

ClelisB, mostar1219 and 11 others like this

AgentJazzy00 LOL!!!Skipper uses what they like against them. >:D AND THAT'S why I like him ;)

alex356 Me:wow that's so not scray Skipper:I know right Kowalski:lies Doris is here Me:0.0 kowalski it was a horror story sheesh take a chill pill Private:skipper don't ever tell- Me:I got one and this is true One night 2 parents went to dinner and left the kids with a babysitter Dad:if the kids cry it's because they want attoine Boy:come upstairs there something in the closet *went up stairs the closet door was open she close the door* *went back downstairs* girl:there's something in are closet *went upstairs there was a clown staute* *babysitter calls parents* babysitter:um what do I do with the clown Dad:we don't have a clown get out-of the house and call the police Police:it was the sercerl he was waiting at night to kill the kids Me:and that's the story what was that Skipper:it came from outside Kowalski:hey Me:ahhhh! Kowalski:were you kissing skipper? Me:what

taylorbamb HAHA

Icicle1penguin HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Good one. But you can't scare me with your scary stories, Skippy! X3

Colonelpenguin yea even i can tell a scary story better then you,Skipper

LtKowalski It made me laugh! Good story!

SummerPoM LOL xD Go Dorski \o

shortnscary nice one. good job. can you share your story on my site http://www.shortnscarystories.com

LeonardFan oh this a great story!

Saori14 A babysitter was left alone at home with a couple's two kids one night. The small villa had a garden surrounding it. The babysitter puts the kids to bed and goes back down to the btoom floor and calls her boyfriend. After the phone line drops accidentally, the babysitter picks up the phone again when it rings, thinking it's her boyfriend. Silence meets her, and thinking it's her boyfriend pranking her she calls him on his mobile, but the boyfriend honestly swears he never called her again. She asks him to come over because she's getting seriously freaked out, and after a while she's sitting with her boyfriend on the sofa. The phone rings again and the boyfriend picks up the phone, ready to argue with whoever is scaring his girlfriend. After a long silence, an eerie voice whispers "I'm watching yoooou..." And the phone dies. Both getting seriously freaked out they call the police and, after explaining, ask them to trace the phone call. After waiting for a while the police call her again and in a tone of urgency exclaim. "I've sent a patrol over. Get out of the house immediately, the phone call is coming from the top floor." Now the couple is practically jumping out of their skin and, armed with a broom and a shovel, head upstairs to retrieve the kids. After everyone gets out the police arrive and circle the house, five armed agents heading upstairs. After thoroughly searching the whole house, the police come out with nothing. The babysitter and her boyrfriend are bringing the kids to the police station so that they'll be safe for the night, but before they leave the babysitter feels a presence next to her. "I'm watching yoooou..." Whipping around, she sees no one, but knows the presence was real. A story my teacher told us to creep us out. In itself it might not be that scary, but with the classroom lights off and the teacher talking in a suspensy-creepy voice, trust me, I didn't sleep for three nights.

LeonardFan ^wow you did record everything :D did you use a recorder to write down everything?

peacebaby7 LOL!!! This was so funny! I loved how he used what they liked against them. XD