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"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the Животные A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," сказал(-а) Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with Животные whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with Животные whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list, since her name apparently started with M, so he headed to Marlene's place first. Once he slid on his belly across the path, leaped over the spiked fence, and crossed the pond Marlene had, he went to check up on Marlene. "Hey Skipper!! How are ya?" asked Marlene. "I'm alright Marlene, but we can't be too careful ya know? Pennywise that evil bitch," сказал(-а) Skipper. "Yeah, I know, so how do Ты feel?" asked Marlene, watching into Skipper's eyes. "I feel fine okay? No worries," сказал(-а) Skipper. "And how do Ты truly feel about me?" asked Marlene.
Skipper then knew what was going on, her smile, the candles in her home, he knew she was trying something. "Oh I see, Ты little feisty mammal!!" сказал(-а) Skipper, blushing. "Yep!! I'm a feisty mammal!!" сказал(-а) Marlene, flirting with him, "Now pucker your beak commando!!" сказал(-а) Marlene. "Woooow!!!" сказал(-а) Skipper, smiling and accepting her kiss, he then held her in his flippers and kissed her lips, he then enjoyed the moment for a while, the warm kiss, the wonderful rush it gave him, he savored the Kiss for a while. He then noticed something odd, he looked in the mirror and Marlene's entire lower half of her body turned into a clown suit, big shoes, baggy pants and all, then he looked at her face, dear god, it was Pennywise in yet, another disguise. "KISS ME FAT BOY!!" yelled Pennywise, Skipper ran out, terrified as Pennywise laughed at his stupid mistake. Skipper didn't stop running until he reached the fishbowl entrance and shut it. "What happened Skippah?" asked Private. "What happened?.....Pennywise happened...." сказал(-а) Skipper, "It, happened." Private and Kowalski gasped, then Skipper then decided to tell them everything that happened.
"You kissed Pennywise?" asked Private chuckling, but then got slapped. "This is serious Private!!" сказал(-а) Skipper. "So what does that mean now?" asked Kowalski. "It means, Kowalski, that we still have a problem to deal with before it goes rampant!!" yelled Skipper. He then shuffled back and forth int the HQ, nervous and anxious about the attacks from Pennywise. "We have to fight it, and we have to kill it, and then we have to make sure it's dead," сказал(-а) Skipper. "Then what are we waiting for? We must warn the lem-" сказал(-а) Kowalski. "Not yet Kowalski!! We let them know once they feel comfortable, with the fact that they're not through with Pennywise yet," сказал(-а) Skipper. "You're right sir, but what do we do between now, and then?" asked Kowalski. "We do our best to stay alive and not end up dead," сказал(-а) Skipper. "What would it take to do that?" asked Private. "Stay together as a big team, then we go our ways together, so we can all destroy Pennywise the assclown and not be horribly mutilated in the process," сказал(-а) Skipper. "Agreed, prepare the weapons Rico," сказал(-а) Kowalski. Rico nodded then coughed up a chainsaw.
We Переместить very far away from the zoo, to an isolated, lonely fortress in Coney Island, a familiar dolphin, a failure for recieving revenge and losing his minions in one night, Dr. Blowhole woke up and looked out the window as he heard a voice. "Dr. Blowhole!! Kelno!! Wake up!!" yelled the voice. "Who's out there?" asked Blowhole. "Its me Ты fool," сказал(-а) the voice, a clown popped into view, his face on the moon talking to him. "Who are you, human clown?" asked Blowhole. "You have the same goal as me, Dr. Blowhole," сказал(-а) Pennywise. "Oh? Well, I already think we can be allies..." сказал(-а) Dr. Blowhole smiling. "I wanna pay them back, just like Ты want to, we're gonna pay them back Blowhole," сказал(-а) Pennywise. "Skipper and the Pen-gu-ins?" asked Blowhole. "Yeeees..... That person," сказал(-а) Pennywise. "I refer to him as a retarded, pathetic piece of scum," сказал(-а) Blowhole. "Refer to him as Ты will, but remember, we share, the same goaaal," сказал(-а) Pennywise. Pennywise appeared to Blowhole in his clown form and gave him a knife. Blowhole smiled evilly, he held the нож delicately. "Lead the way Kelno Blowhole," сказал(-а) Pennywise.
posted by Penguin11
Okay, Welcome. I got this from 'Who loves Kowalski? I DO! WE ALL DO!'

1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.

Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!

2.) Don't get too serious too fast!

Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: еще PAROLE!

3.) If Ты think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.

Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: Любовь ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0

4.)Don't be overprotectiive.

Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!

5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.

Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T Ты Любовь ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?

(there will be five tips per article. ^^)
posted by Penguin11
If he only knew
Eh, it might be a one-shot.. Might not. :P (this is in Claudia’s pov)
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I sat on the chair in the HQ, as usual on Saturday morning. Couldn’t miss my shows! Too bad Kowalski isn’t here… His fave Показать is on… I turned off the TV. Kowalski had сказал(-а) TV could make Ты go loopy, after all. I decided it would be a better time for vitamin C refreshment. I walked to the ‘mess hall’, otherwise known as the other side of the HQ, and looked in the cabinet for a...
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posted by ThatDamnLlama
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Skipper climbed up the ladder and out of the fishbowl enterance. It must have been two in the morning, but he developed a sudden urge to visit Marlene. He walked through the darkness and neared the otter's exhibit. He was right up to the gate, when all the sudden he took a sharp turn to the right and started walking towards the gift shop.

What was he doing? Skipper felt like he couldn't control his actions. He couldn't turn around. It was like someone was pushing him, forcing him a different direction.

Skipper waddled up to the door. He was too short to open it. He just stood there and stared...
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posted by Tripenguinman
MARLENE’S TRUE PASSION
CHAPTER ONE
    Skipper was Чтение the paper and using the bathroom. His eyes were irritated and red from crying that he had shielded from the team, especially Private. He had just been on a дата with Marlene and he’d found out that she was cheating. She was meeting a guy in a back alley. He’d seen her sneak off when he gone under the рыба bowl and took a glance back and decided to follow her and see what she was doing. She had crept through the sewers and come up in a back alley and met with another выдра, оттер and she had been talking for a while...
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posted by kowalskicrazy
Private looked at the ceiling with horror as his beak unconciously dropped. He held back a deafening shriek. A spider, as large as a car, made a web of pure паук silk holding 3 frightened penguins with web on their mouth. Private felt utterly useless. He felt as if his legs were going to give out at any moment. The паук neared Skippers neck to inject poison when private shouted. Private: hey! Leave him alone! Before private knew it the паук clashed with him and suddenly found himself on the floor. He screamed only to remember, no one could help him. (zoom into skippers dream)
A voice...
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A week later…

Rico was standing near Marlene’s cave entrance when he noticed a small, yellow slip of paper on the ground. Of course he was curious, so he decided to bend down and remove it from the concrete. It appeared to be folded in half. Rico narrowed his eyes in order to better focus as he unfolded the yellow paper. He slowly read what someone had written upon it. Once he finished, Rico folded it back and turned to head into the cave.

Marlene was recovering well from her little episode with Skipper. However, there were times when Rico could easily tell that she yearned for a different...
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“Rise and shine, men!”

Kowalski flung himself from his bunk and landed in front of his leader with stiff posture. Private, however, took his time, as he normally did. To him, this день wasn’t anything new.

What mission will Skippa assign us? When are we going to eat? Is Julien going to torment us, today?

These were the very same thoughts that coursed through Private’s noggin’ every other day; whereas, Kowalski had other things in mind.

How can I change, today? How can I make this the best день of my life? How can I Показать the team my appreciation for them?

Kowalski was wearing the biggest...
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The Most Dangerous Mission
Chapter 2: Greener Pastures
    The Далее morning at early hours, Skipper couldn’t sleep, and he knew why too. He found himself drifting along the corridor to Kowalski’s bunk. He stood there a moment before hesitantly opening the door and going inside.
    “Yes, Skipper.” Kowalski raised his head from the таблица where he fell asleep on a pile of all his experiment parts. His eyes drooped from exhaustion, but Skipper didn’t really care that he was interrupting anything right now.
    “Well, Ты aren’t...
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posted by knocktimerico
Skipper sat in the HQ drinking his Избранное рыба flavored coffee and Чтение his morning briefing. From what he read there seemed to be nothing out of the ordinary going on today, training in the AM, a lunch brake midday, and some crowd wooing in the afternoon.

Private, Kowalski, and Rico were just getting out of постель, кровати when Skipper spoke up.

“Well men,” Skipper сказал(-а) sternly as he placed the briefing on the таблица and took a sip of his coffee, “make sure you’re outside at 0700 hours” he continued checking the clock on the wall; it showed 6:45.

Skipper stood straight up and shot his flipper...
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The rats lead Skipper away on the steel cage. This time he knew better than to struggle, he might as well save his energy for what was coming. ‘Well,’ thinks Skipper ‘I guess that this is the moment of truth.’ The sound of footsteps and the repugnant smell went away after a while and a few moments later Skipper felt himself being lowered down again. The cover is pulled away; Skipper blinks in the sudden light as his eyes adjust. In front of him stood Kowalski, Rico, and Private, all seeming exceedingly happy. Skipper was back inside his lair. The rats climb back outside chuckling as...
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it's morning at the zoo:
kowalski says to skipper: i think Ты have pretty eyes!
skipper: uh are Ты ok kowalski???
kowalski: flibberty gibbet man im as juxtaposed as the Далее hamburger!!!
private: skippa i really think there's something wrong with kowaslki!!!( goes to kowalski and knocks on his head) is anybody in there???
kowalski: why i dont know sweety bun!!!
private: skippa he's really freaking me out.....
ow!!!
skipper: what happened private???
Private: he's pulling me very hard help skippa!!!
skipper: rico!!! code blue weapens check wa- wait we cant hurt our teamate we just cant but we have to find out whats wrong!!!

see what happens in number 2
thanks
Private: Can we get out of this one, Kowalski?
Kowalski: We are in a 6 by 8 inch cage made of steel with a model 40 lock. Wait, since when did Ты call the shots, Private?
Private: Skipper has a bad case of doctor hysteria. (Looks over in Skipper’s direction.)
Skipper is in fetal position, staring out into the distance and rocking back and forth slowly. Skipper: I have been captured by some unknown enemy. Walls closing in. The bars…squeezing in. Can’t breathe. General: the fifth squadron has been captured. May day. Man…down! (leaps up to strangle the bars) I know who has done this. It...
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added by Imenss
Source: http://livedreamloveworld.tumblr.com
added by 27Kowalski
Source: Operation: Antarctica
Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: Эй, guys, have Ты seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have...
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added by Sandrei
added by Tressa-pom
Source: The Остаться в живых Treasure of the Golden белка
added by 27Kowalski
Source: "Herring Impaired" & "Friend-in-a-box".
added by B0XFISH
Source: me