At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future
Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are Ты sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: Ты have to Переместить backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like this.
70s Private: These disco ball pants do seem shiny.
70s S: Alright, let's strut our stuff, boys! (they dance to the middle of the crowd)
70s K: Ты don't have to time travel to feel the old "funk"! (a UFO crashes on the right side of the entrance of the convention center. Someone kicks the door of the UFO open along with kicking out the corpse of a Космос squid)
70s S: What the deuce? (four creatures come out of the UFO strutting their stuff like Michael Jackson on "Billie Jean")
Stlouisfan: It's... it's... the PENGUINS? (they flip in the middle of the crowd and everyone gasps)
70s S: No, no! Those aren't the Penguins. WE are the Penguins! Like I сказал(-а) before, WE are the Penguins!
S: Rico! (Rico barfs up what looks like a bottle of hot sauce and he, Skipper, Private, and Kowalski drink it one by one)
P: We ARE the Penguins!
S: The REAL Penguins!
K: Technically, we were kidnapped by Космос Squids accompanied by Blowhole exactly 15 years, 6 months, 2 weeks, and 3 days ago!
S: (slapping Kowalski upside the head) NEVER explain the math! (flashback shows the penguins getting injured from an attack by Blowhole)
K: The accident from our last mission gave them an oppertunity they couldn't pass up. We were taken away to Mars by the Космос Squids while the duplicates created by Blowhole were in our places and all with an approximate intellect to match Blowhole's approximate intellect. This is all part of a plan set by both forces to take over the world and take out the rest of us when we all least expect it!
P: (terrified) Like sleeper agents!
ILUVKOWALSKI: Well, i guess Blowhole might've gained a little bit of memory after a long time.
70s S: Those are all LIES! Ты might've drank LIE SERUM!!! MENTAL FOWL!!
R: (translated) MENTAL?
P: YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!
K: They call us MR. MENTAL FOWL!!!
S: (pulls nunchucks out of Rico's mouth) PREPARE TO DIE!!! COMMENCE OPERATION: ELIMINATE THE IMPOSTERS!!!
70s S: Kowalski, battle phrase options!
70s K: Prepare to STEP UP! (both groups of the penguins dance towards each other until end up battling. Private and 70s Private sissy slap each other, Rico and 70s Rico battle with dynamite, Kowalski and 70s Kowalski draw on their clipboards a little and then battle, Skipper and 70s Skipper just try to kick each other's asses until a gun comes out of the battle field and Riconator nervously picks it up quickly)
RockOn: HOLY HALUBIT, HE'S GOT A GUN!!! (both groups of penguins stop fighting)
Riconator: Anybody have any ideas on how to tell which group are the real Penguins?
Mostar: Both Privates deploy Hyper Cute!
70s P: Alright!
P: I swore never to do it again! (Riconator shoots the 70s Penguins)
Riconator: TAKE THAT BLOWHOLE!
S: Great, now that THAT'S out of the way, i guess we should start this convention! (everyone cheers)
CuteCuddly: I can see Blowhole fails yet again. (laughs)
In another UFO
Blowhole: (watching a screen at what happened) AAGH, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!! YEARS OF PLOTTING REVENGE AND I'M STILL FOILED BY THE PEN-GU-INS AND THE FAN-GU-INS!
Космос Squid: How were Ты planning on taking over the world with the 70s Penguins if Ты hated the penguins in general?
Blowhole: DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!!!
Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are Ты sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: Ты have to Переместить backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like this.
70s Private: These disco ball pants do seem shiny.
70s S: Alright, let's strut our stuff, boys! (they dance to the middle of the crowd)
70s K: Ты don't have to time travel to feel the old "funk"! (a UFO crashes on the right side of the entrance of the convention center. Someone kicks the door of the UFO open along with kicking out the corpse of a Космос squid)
70s S: What the deuce? (four creatures come out of the UFO strutting their stuff like Michael Jackson on "Billie Jean")
Stlouisfan: It's... it's... the PENGUINS? (they flip in the middle of the crowd and everyone gasps)
70s S: No, no! Those aren't the Penguins. WE are the Penguins! Like I сказал(-а) before, WE are the Penguins!
S: Rico! (Rico barfs up what looks like a bottle of hot sauce and he, Skipper, Private, and Kowalski drink it one by one)
P: We ARE the Penguins!
S: The REAL Penguins!
K: Technically, we were kidnapped by Космос Squids accompanied by Blowhole exactly 15 years, 6 months, 2 weeks, and 3 days ago!
S: (slapping Kowalski upside the head) NEVER explain the math! (flashback shows the penguins getting injured from an attack by Blowhole)
K: The accident from our last mission gave them an oppertunity they couldn't pass up. We were taken away to Mars by the Космос Squids while the duplicates created by Blowhole were in our places and all with an approximate intellect to match Blowhole's approximate intellect. This is all part of a plan set by both forces to take over the world and take out the rest of us when we all least expect it!
P: (terrified) Like sleeper agents!
ILUVKOWALSKI: Well, i guess Blowhole might've gained a little bit of memory after a long time.
70s S: Those are all LIES! Ты might've drank LIE SERUM!!! MENTAL FOWL!!
R: (translated) MENTAL?
P: YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!
K: They call us MR. MENTAL FOWL!!!
S: (pulls nunchucks out of Rico's mouth) PREPARE TO DIE!!! COMMENCE OPERATION: ELIMINATE THE IMPOSTERS!!!
70s S: Kowalski, battle phrase options!
70s K: Prepare to STEP UP! (both groups of the penguins dance towards each other until end up battling. Private and 70s Private sissy slap each other, Rico and 70s Rico battle with dynamite, Kowalski and 70s Kowalski draw on their clipboards a little and then battle, Skipper and 70s Skipper just try to kick each other's asses until a gun comes out of the battle field and Riconator nervously picks it up quickly)
RockOn: HOLY HALUBIT, HE'S GOT A GUN!!! (both groups of penguins stop fighting)
Riconator: Anybody have any ideas on how to tell which group are the real Penguins?
Mostar: Both Privates deploy Hyper Cute!
70s P: Alright!
P: I swore never to do it again! (Riconator shoots the 70s Penguins)
Riconator: TAKE THAT BLOWHOLE!
S: Great, now that THAT'S out of the way, i guess we should start this convention! (everyone cheers)
CuteCuddly: I can see Blowhole fails yet again. (laughs)
In another UFO
Blowhole: (watching a screen at what happened) AAGH, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!! YEARS OF PLOTTING REVENGE AND I'M STILL FOILED BY THE PEN-GU-INS AND THE FAN-GU-INS!
Космос Squid: How were Ты planning on taking over the world with the 70s Penguins if Ты hated the penguins in general?
Blowhole: DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!!!
Dearest Penguins,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! Ты took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your Друзья At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P
Dear Hobokeneers,
See Ты on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! Ты took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your Друзья At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P
Dear Hobokeneers,
See Ты on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Doris please read this!!Anyone can read it too
The scientist's Любовь has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of Ты день and night
In my сердце there is no that is second
You'll always be the яблоко of my eye
I'll Поиск the world
Near and far then high and low
My Любовь will show
Just to hold Ты gently
Don't want to let Ты go
I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With Любовь and Science
I am deeply torn by desperation
In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper сказал(-а) " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my Любовь has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"
We're like fragments that were split
или gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay
The scientist's Любовь has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of Ты день and night
In my сердце there is no that is second
You'll always be the яблоко of my eye
I'll Поиск the world
Near and far then high and low
My Любовь will show
Just to hold Ты gently
Don't want to let Ты go
I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With Любовь and Science
I am deeply torn by desperation
In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper сказал(-а) " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my Любовь has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"
We're like fragments that were split
или gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay
Harry:well it's not every день u перфоратор, удар, пунш a лемур
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head Главная
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex Остаться в живых her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU Остаться в живых YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask Вопрос Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head Главная
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex Остаться в живых her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU Остаться в живых YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask Вопрос Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice
Me:but who why when
Skipper:we don't know who and don't know why but it happen right now
Harry:I know why a gryffindory did this because some how they want to go the chamber
Hermonie:we'll ask Hagrid
Ron:oh sure we can go like: " oh hello Hagrid do u know anything about the chamber"
Hagrid:no talking about are Ты
All of us:no
Me:some how he knows
Wood:today we'll Показать hufflepuff we'll bet them
Fred(or greoge) : Harry will stop them with his starting thing that can freeze them
Me:Harry the games called off Ты have to see this
At the hoptil wing
Me:hermonie been...
Harry and Ron:hermonie
Me:she was in the библиотека
End of part 9 well hermonie live *dramcie music*
Skipper:we don't know who and don't know why but it happen right now
Harry:I know why a gryffindory did this because some how they want to go the chamber
Hermonie:we'll ask Hagrid
Ron:oh sure we can go like: " oh hello Hagrid do u know anything about the chamber"
Hagrid:no talking about are Ты
All of us:no
Me:some how he knows
Wood:today we'll Показать hufflepuff we'll bet them
Fred(or greoge) : Harry will stop them with his starting thing that can freeze them
Me:Harry the games called off Ты have to see this
At the hoptil wing
Me:hermonie been...
Harry and Ron:hermonie
Me:she was in the библиотека
End of part 9 well hermonie live *dramcie music*