Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first день at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides Ты and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me еще about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, Ты can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper at the beach
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(I had to use my OC for this, или it wouldn't make sense)
Palm (my OC, lemur) was trying to educate Private. She told him to find out what the first few letters of the alphabet were by tommorow. Private went back to his habitat, and asked Skipper what the first letter of the alphabet was. Skipper was arguing with Kowalski, and сказал(-а) to him (Kowalski) "Never!" Private remembered that. Then, he went over to Rico, who was watching wrestling on the T.V. He asked him what the секунда letter of the alphabet was. Rico сказал(-а) (to the T.V.) "Yeah! Yeah! Go!" So Private remembered that. Then, he looked over at the clock. "It's time for Lunicorns!" Private said. He pushed Rico away from the T.V., and switched the channel to Lunicorns. The Lunicorns were Пение a song. They сказал(-а) "And number three makes Sunshine and Rainbows!" Private thought they were talking about the alphabet, so he remembered that. The Далее day, Palm asked Private if he found out what the first few letters of the alphabet were. Private сказал(-а) yes, so Palm asked him to recite them. "Never!" Private said. "Did Ты just say no to me?!" Palm exclaimed. "Yeah! Yeah! Go!" Private said. Just then, Alice walked by the habitat and saw a пингвин with the lemurs. "How did Ты get out of your habitat?" Alice asked. "Oh, no! We've been discovered!" Palm exclaimed. "Sunshine and Rainbows!" Private said.
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What do Ты call a snake with an appetite for mammals?
Savio
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Fill in the blanks and solve the riddle.
The ________ have defeated all ___ some of their enemies. Who is their ____ enemy now?
Blanks: penguins; but; main
Answer: a улитка and Hans.
(this joke isn't really funny. To make it funny, take the Ответы and put them in the right order, and Ты get a really funny sentence)
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first день at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides Ты and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me еще about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, Ты can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper at the beach
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(I had to use my OC for this, или it wouldn't make sense)
Palm (my OC, lemur) was trying to educate Private. She told him to find out what the first few letters of the alphabet were by tommorow. Private went back to his habitat, and asked Skipper what the first letter of the alphabet was. Skipper was arguing with Kowalski, and сказал(-а) to him (Kowalski) "Never!" Private remembered that. Then, he went over to Rico, who was watching wrestling on the T.V. He asked him what the секунда letter of the alphabet was. Rico сказал(-а) (to the T.V.) "Yeah! Yeah! Go!" So Private remembered that. Then, he looked over at the clock. "It's time for Lunicorns!" Private said. He pushed Rico away from the T.V., and switched the channel to Lunicorns. The Lunicorns were Пение a song. They сказал(-а) "And number three makes Sunshine and Rainbows!" Private thought they were talking about the alphabet, so he remembered that. The Далее day, Palm asked Private if he found out what the first few letters of the alphabet were. Private сказал(-а) yes, so Palm asked him to recite them. "Never!" Private said. "Did Ты just say no to me?!" Palm exclaimed. "Yeah! Yeah! Go!" Private said. Just then, Alice walked by the habitat and saw a пингвин with the lemurs. "How did Ты get out of your habitat?" Alice asked. "Oh, no! We've been discovered!" Palm exclaimed. "Sunshine and Rainbows!" Private said.
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What do Ты call a snake with an appetite for mammals?
Savio
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Fill in the blanks and solve the riddle.
The ________ have defeated all ___ some of their enemies. Who is their ____ enemy now?
Blanks: penguins; but; main
Answer: a улитка and Hans.
(this joke isn't really funny. To make it funny, take the Ответы and put them in the right order, and Ты get a really funny sentence)
Dearest Penguins,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! Ты took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your Друзья At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P
Dear Hobokeneers,
See Ты on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! Ты took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your Друзья At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P
Dear Hobokeneers,
See Ты on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Doris please read this!!Anyone can read it too
The scientist's Любовь has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of Ты день and night
In my сердце there is no that is second
You'll always be the яблоко of my eye
I'll Поиск the world
Near and far then high and low
My Любовь will show
Just to hold Ты gently
Don't want to let Ты go
I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With Любовь and Science
I am deeply torn by desperation
In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper сказал(-а) " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my Любовь has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"
We're like fragments that were split
или gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay
The scientist's Любовь has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of Ты день and night
In my сердце there is no that is second
You'll always be the яблоко of my eye
I'll Поиск the world
Near and far then high and low
My Любовь will show
Just to hold Ты gently
Don't want to let Ты go
I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With Любовь and Science
I am deeply torn by desperation
In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper сказал(-а) " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my Любовь has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"
We're like fragments that were split
или gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay
Harry:well it's not every день u перфоратор, удар, пунш a лемур
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head Главная
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex Остаться в живых her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU Остаться в живых YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask Вопрос Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head Главная
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex Остаться в живых her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU Остаться в живых YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask Вопрос Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice