Underground Lair

Skipper: "OK, Ты have me Ты one-eyed freak. So what do Ты want me for?"

Blowhole: "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment..."

Skipper: "Yeah, yeah, get on with it. I've been told I have a gift Ты want. Did I miss your birthday, flippy?" *says sarcastically*

Blowhole: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Skipper: "Why? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Blowhole: *slaps him* "Oh, I will enjoy killing you..."

Skipper: "Killing me? What did I ever do to you?"

Blowhole: "I guess daddy dearest never told you."

Skipper: "Told me what?"

Blowhole: "Skipper...Your father was a secret agent."

Skipper: "Um, I think I would know that. Secret agents are gone all the time. My father was always around."

Blowhole: "That's because after Ты hatched he quit to help raise you."

Skipper: "We--Wait? What does my father have to do with any of this?"

Blowhole: "Not too long before Ты hatched, I was working on a project with my own father. A contraption that would rule over Antarctica! Called...The Annihilator!"

Skipper: "Um...OK. What's the Annihilator?"

Blowhole: "The Annihilator was to deplete all the рыба in the Antarctic waters...all but the рыба in our area..."

Skipper: "So...then anyone who wanted рыба would have to come to you..."

Blowhole: "Ugh! I was getting to that part! Anyway...Your father ruined everything! He destroyed the Annihilator, which resulted in the death of my father. I think Ты know where I'm going with this..."

Skipper: "So...you want to kill me, for something my father did to you? I had nothing to do with that!"

Blowhole: "Yes...I already got revenge on your father...But that wasn't enough for me...I wanted the Далее generation..."

Skipper: "What do Ты mean Ты already got revenge on my fa--
...
*says slowly* Ты were the one who sent that leopard seal..."

Blowhole: "Well...It sure took ya long enough..."

Skipper: "So what are Ты gonna do to me? дельфин cackle me to death?" C'mon! C'mon! Almost got it...

Blowhole: *slaps him again* "Oh, I enjoy doing that...What I plan to do to Ты Skipper...Is to use my new & improved Annihilator to put Ты out of your misery...And don't worry...It'll be nice...& slow..."

Skipper: Almost got it...

Blowhole: "Any last words, Skipper?"

Skipper: Got it! *stares into Blowhole's eyes* "No."

Blowhole: *presses button to reveal the Annihilator, a large machine with an antenna looking thing pointed right at Skipper*

Blowhole: "Tell your father I сказал(-а) hello..." *presses button*

To Be Continued...