Another conversation with dumb Kowalski
Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get Ты smart again. Baby steps, okay?
Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?
Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.
15 минуты later…
Private: No, I сказал(-а) watermelon! Not gallon of water!
Kowalski: What is a watergellon?
Private: I сказал(-а) WATERMELON!!!
Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?
Private: A арбуз is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.
Kowalski: Who is humans?
Private: As explained by smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.
Kowalski: I thought we were talking about watergellons?
Private: *sigh*
10 минуты later…
Kowalski: LALALALA!!
Private: Stop it!
Kowalski: Keep doing it? Okay. LALALALA!!
Private: No I сказал(-а) stop it! Don't do it again!
Kowalski: What's dat? * points to clock*
Private: That's a clock.
Kowalski: Click what?
Private: Aahhrrgg! I give up! * walks away*
Kowalski: If I had lips I'd Kiss myself.
*Private is with Skipper and Rico*
Skipper: How did Ты do?
Private: Not so well.
Skipper: Well, looks like it's time for Rico's plan.
Private: I don't think so, Skipper.
Skipper: Rico, batter up.
Private: Oh, no.
Rico: * spits up bats* *takes one*
Skipper: * takes the other bat*
Skipper and Rico: * runs over to Kowalski and hopelessly hits him with the bats*
Kowalski: Ow. *gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* OW! *gets hit* Break. *gets hit* I сказал(-а) break! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: That must hurt.
Kowalski: Don't worry, wall! We will meet again! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: D:
Kowalski: *gets hit* Save me, Mommy! * gets hit* Ow.
Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get Ты smart again. Baby steps, okay?
Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?
Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.
15 минуты later…
Private: No, I сказал(-а) watermelon! Not gallon of water!
Kowalski: What is a watergellon?
Private: I сказал(-а) WATERMELON!!!
Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?
Private: A арбуз is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.
Kowalski: Who is humans?
Private: As explained by smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.
Kowalski: I thought we were talking about watergellons?
Private: *sigh*
10 минуты later…
Kowalski: LALALALA!!
Private: Stop it!
Kowalski: Keep doing it? Okay. LALALALA!!
Private: No I сказал(-а) stop it! Don't do it again!
Kowalski: What's dat? * points to clock*
Private: That's a clock.
Kowalski: Click what?
Private: Aahhrrgg! I give up! * walks away*
Kowalski: If I had lips I'd Kiss myself.
*Private is with Skipper and Rico*
Skipper: How did Ты do?
Private: Not so well.
Skipper: Well, looks like it's time for Rico's plan.
Private: I don't think so, Skipper.
Skipper: Rico, batter up.
Private: Oh, no.
Rico: * spits up bats* *takes one*
Skipper: * takes the other bat*
Skipper and Rico: * runs over to Kowalski and hopelessly hits him with the bats*
Kowalski: Ow. *gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* OW! *gets hit* Break. *gets hit* I сказал(-а) break! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: That must hurt.
Kowalski: Don't worry, wall! We will meet again! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: D:
Kowalski: *gets hit* Save me, Mommy! * gets hit* Ow.
Everyone went crazy including Skipper and Rico. the lemurs cannot stop. Just then, Private saw his CD that he downloaded from the internet. "Kowalski, I got an idea."Private briefly explained and Kowalski found it interesting.
Meanwhile, everyone went to the HQ. Suddenly, Private and Kowalski started the music.
Private: My hot dog's dead..
My pizza's dead.
My кекс is dead.
Kowalski: Oh, uh, my doughnut's dead. My burger's dead.
My milkshake is dead.
Finn: All of our Избранное foods
are totally dead.
They can not procreate in little Еда beds.
We'll eat them up
and turn them into stuff.
Kowalski: And we'll cry over their graves,
but ya can't cry enough...
Private and Kowalski: When Ты miss someone Ты Любовь Ты can't cry enough.
Everyone stopped. The curse broke and everyone cheered for them even Skipper and Rico. Soon, they never forgot the день ever again.
Meanwhile, everyone went to the HQ. Suddenly, Private and Kowalski started the music.
Private: My hot dog's dead..
My pizza's dead.
My кекс is dead.
Kowalski: Oh, uh, my doughnut's dead. My burger's dead.
My milkshake is dead.
Finn: All of our Избранное foods
are totally dead.
They can not procreate in little Еда beds.
We'll eat them up
and turn them into stuff.
Kowalski: And we'll cry over their graves,
but ya can't cry enough...
Private and Kowalski: When Ты miss someone Ты Любовь Ты can't cry enough.
Everyone stopped. The curse broke and everyone cheered for them even Skipper and Rico. Soon, they never forgot the день ever again.