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this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)
I took a deep breath, and thought this was it
"I think I have a crush on Skipper" I сказал(-а) nervously
Marlene just stared at me shocked
"But I always had a little crush on him too!" she said
I couldn't believe it, my first crush, and somebody else likes him. I didn't know what to say, so we both stared at each other in shock
"Um...so what do we do now?" I asked her
"I have no idea" she replied
"Wait didn't he think Ты were some sort of spy at first?" Marlene asked me
"Yeah, and I think he still does" I said
"Classic Skipper" she сказал(-а) smirking
"He still does that to me on occasion, so get used to it" she added
I laughed
"So how do know who gets Skipper?" I asked
"How should I know?" she snapped out of nowhere
"Hey I don't want to fight, just want to be friends" I said
"I've had a crush on Skipper for way to long now, it really stresses me out nowadays, and I'm not letting Ты have him!" she yelled
"Alright then I'm leaving!" I shot back
"I wish Ты did earlier!" she shouted
Now that went badly I thought miserably
I looked around the zoo, and didn't find any other girls, so I went back to my habitat, или 'HQ'
I wasn't surprised that I started crying
When I got to the HQ, Skipper was waiting for me at the hatch
"Where have Ты been? It's passed lunch time!" he demanded,then he realized that I was crying
"What happened?" he сказал(-а) еще kindly
I took a deep breath, and thought this was it
"I think I have a crush on Skipper" I сказал(-а) nervously
Marlene just stared at me shocked
"But I always had a little crush on him too!" she said
I couldn't believe it, my first crush, and somebody else likes him. I didn't know what to say, so we both stared at each other in shock
"Um...so what do we do now?" I asked her
"I have no idea" she replied
"Wait didn't he think Ты were some sort of spy at first?" Marlene asked me
"Yeah, and I think he still does" I said
"Classic Skipper" she сказал(-а) smirking
"He still does that to me on occasion, so get used to it" she added
I laughed
"So how do know who gets Skipper?" I asked
"How should I know?" she snapped out of nowhere
"Hey I don't want to fight, just want to be friends" I said
"I've had a crush on Skipper for way to long now, it really stresses me out nowadays, and I'm not letting Ты have him!" she yelled
"Alright then I'm leaving!" I shot back
"I wish Ты did earlier!" she shouted
Now that went badly I thought miserably
I looked around the zoo, and didn't find any other girls, so I went back to my habitat, или 'HQ'
I wasn't surprised that I started crying
When I got to the HQ, Skipper was waiting for me at the hatch
"Where have Ты been? It's passed lunch time!" he demanded,then he realized that I was crying
"What happened?" he сказал(-а) еще kindly
Interview Starting in
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Me: "So, Skipper, how long have Ты been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems Ты have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view Ты as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: L *sigh* "Who's your Далее in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did Ты go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do Ты eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY Вопрос Ты WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If Ты want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
3...
2...
1...
Me: "So, Skipper, how long have Ты been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems Ты have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view Ты as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: L *sigh* "Who's your Далее in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did Ты go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do Ты eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY Вопрос Ты WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If Ты want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
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--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the Показать Ты will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because Ты will watch the Показать nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because Ты will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because Ты will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because Ты will be watching the Показать with tape holding up your eyelids so Ты don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.