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There once was a school that used to be here called heavenly host elementary school...it was a wonderful school with good teachers, especially the school nurse. She was nice, kind person that everyone loved, until one night, she missed a step while walking down the stairs, and fell and broke her neck on impact, and died....the school was devastated of what happened, including the principal, who went into a severe depression, and went to the roof one день and killed himself. The school was to be torn down soon after because if what had happened, and it was...

Lighting had struck at that moment while everyone were all listening to Marlene, everyone was freaked out by that story.

Marlene: the zoo we live in eventually was built over it a couple years later, and everyone soon forgot about the school and the teachers that died there, but the nurse doesn't know she's dead, so she walks around the zoo every stormy night, just like this one, when a blackout occurs, you'll hear a "knock, knock" at your door....she'll slowly open the door and say "is anybody home...." Then-

Lighting had struck as loud as if it was struck right in front of everyone, startling everyone in the room, causing a black out as well.

Kowalski: pretty funny Marlene, now cut it out, your scaring everyone.
Marlene: I'm not doing this! This is really bad.

Everyone suddenly froze, as everyone heard a faint "knock...knock" at the door.
Everyone:!!!!

Somebody had to go get the door, nobody was moving though, nobody wanted to get it after hearing her story!

Rico:skipper, go get the door.

Skipper: what! Your joking right!

Rico: look at everyone skipper, doesn't it break your сердце to see then like this.

Skipper: well why don't Ты get it then?!

Rico: well it doesn't break my heart....

Skipper: that's cold...fine!

Skipper than slowly walked up to the door, he was breaking down into cold sweats, and his сердце beating faster everytime he got closer to the door..

???:is anybody home........

Skipper:!!!!

Lighting flashes again, then skipper flew back from the surprise ment and flew back screaming, along with everyone else.

Julien: ha, did I scare you?!

Julien came in from the door, and the black out was gone and all the lights came back on, Marlene ran up to julien to give a high five.

Marlene: ha, I Любовь it when my plan comes together!

Mort and private: we've Been had! Hah!

Everyone. Then felt relived of course, expect skipper who got up furious at Marlene.

Marlene: aww lighten up, it was only a joke!

Skipper: whatever!

Everyone had a good laugh after that exciment Marlene gave everyone.

Marlene: alright everyone, I think it's time for everyone to go back to thier habitats, dont Ты think?

Mort:.....

Private: wait, we can't go yet, I mean after all, this is morts last день at the zoo, we have to do something fun!

Today was morts last день at the zoo, that's why they were celebrating at skippers place because he was biennial transported to the Hoboken zoo tomorrow morning.

Marlene: I have an idea! We can try out one of my charms I found about in the Internet.

Marlene showed everyone this paper charm, what was Marlene up to this time?

Kowalski: oh great, another one of these wierd voodoo things.

Marlene: it's not voodoo. This charm is for everyone to hold onto, so we can be Друзья forever, или so it goes. Alright everyone, grab a piece of the charm and hold onto it real tight!

Everyone grabbed a piece of the charm and was awaiting what was going to happen next..

Marlene: alright, now in your head say"sachiko, we before of Ты for each person in the circle, theirs eight of us so nine, because we have to add one more. Ready? Go!

Everyone then quietly сказал(-а) it in thier heads quietly, and it went silent for a few minutes.

Marlene: ....ok.... Everyone say it?

Everyone: yes

Marlene: ok, now dig your fingernail into your piece of the charm, and on the count if three, we all pull. 1.....2.....3!

Everyone then pulled a piece of it, while lighting struck during it, скворец skipper.

Marlene: alright, now hold on to your charms and don't lose them, that way each charm will make are friendship last longer.

Kowalski: alright everyone...I think it's about time to head home, don't Ты guys agree?

Mort:ummm... Thanks everyone, I'll always remember Ты guys!

Marlene: well somehow visit Ты mort, I promise.

Skipper: what the-!!

Out of nowhere, the ground begun to shake uncontrollably.

Marlene: an earthquake, everyone get down quick!

And then out of nowhere, the floor begun to collapse underneath us, and they all fell down the huge hole, only seeing darkness below....

Everyone:AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
posted by JHNguyen93
For those of Ты who know who he is (only one of the Executive Producers of The Penguins of Madagascar), Ты know how big this is. He has agreed to answer some Фан Вопросы from here and PenguinsHQ! This will take place on Monday, July 16. So that is the deadline to get your Вопросы in!

But first, here are the ground rules.

1. Keep it clean. And respectful. Please. Remember, he's taking time to answer your many, many questions.
2. No personal requests. (ex. "Can I be a part of ..." questions)
3. No Вопросы involving the new series Bob's working on. Ты know which one I'm talking about....
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User: Hi! My name is Mort!! :D.

Cleverbot: So M. Was short for морган then?

User: No. Do Ты like King Julien's feet??

Cleverbot: No Sorry.

User: His feet are the best-est thing the world!!

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: Ты are what? :D.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I exist, beyond that I can be sure of nothing.

User: Yay!!

Cleverbot: So cleverbot, tell me of your adventures!

User: I am Mort!

Cleverbot: Are Ты sure?

User: Yes! I like being sure! :).

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: My tail, Rodney, says I an smart!

Cleverbot: Are we still best friends?

User:...
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posted by peacebaby7
So, just laying in постель, кровати last night, not quite asleep, I was thinking about POM's cancellation. I say no. I Любовь The Penguins of Madagascar & I don't want it to be cancelled. That got me thinking. So what if the damned production companies Отменить the Показать on television? We all know that POM lives on here on fanpop, other sites, but еще importantly, in ourselves.

This thought also brought on an idea. We all know that we have some very talented authors on fanpop. They have written their own stories & many other things. How about we put our Любовь for POM & our talents together & keep...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first день at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides Ты and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me еще about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, Ты can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...
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posted by JediPenguin16
I thought I'd give it a go at a "Human" Penguins fan-fiction. This is a trial run.
Let me know what Ты think.

In the сердце of Manhattan, near Central Park, is a strange apartment complex. The Apartment Menagerie is made of brick, a century old, and placed between two shiny sky-scrapers. The windows all have black bars, the twenty-three stories are all crooked, and the newest addition of a Madagascar Baobab дерево sits atop the twenty-third floor.

But it also had an indoor swimming pool in need of a lifegaurd, which was what brought Marlene DeOdder to it's arched gate-way. She walked up to the...
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this is part 2 of how i met Skipper and his team. so the Далее morning Skipper and his team head back to the zoo with cute little me. once they got there they went inside their H.Q.

little me: (wakes up)

Skipper: (holding me) morning Kiva.

little me: (being carried by Skipper) (giggles) (crawls to the paper and crayons draws something) (shows my drawing to Skipper and his team)

Skipper: well what do Ты know she can draw.

Kowalski: and it would appear to be a молоко bottle.

Skipper: right Private Ты go and get the молоко bottle for the мышь the boys and I will keep an eye on her.

Private: on it Skipper...
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Skipper was right. They had arrived in Antarctica.
Soon they arrived at the palace. Problem is, there were two ginormous mutant leopard seals guarding the entrance.
S: Great. Now what do we do?
Me: Skipper, I may have a solution. Some of my arrows are loaded with anesthetic. It may be enough to knock them out.
It was enough to knock them out. A few секунды later, the guards lay unconscious in the snow.
S: Good work Melody. But don't let your guard down.
So they slip inside the palace, and inside, everything is silent. A little too silent.
S: Stay alert. Something's wrong. I can feel it in my gut.
?:...
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Guys. Wake. Up. Now!
Skipper and the team fell out of their bunks.
S: What the deuce?
Me: It's about time Ты woke up.
K: What time is it?
Me: 0530.
P: Isn't that a bit too early to wake up?
Me: Not unless we want the element of surprise on Ikala, of which we're going to need if we want to defeat him. No way he's going to expect a attack this early.
S: Fine.
They then leave the camp, but they have no idea what awaits them...
*Rustling noise*
Me: What was that?
P: What?
*Rustling*
Me: That!
S: You're right, there's something - или someone - out there. Stay alert.
Everyone else: Aye aye Skipper.
Suddenly hundreds...
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At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are Ты sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: Ты have to Переместить backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...
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Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for лемур use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 еще pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...
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Chapter 8: the Melee for the master thief
It was time start Operation: Save Sly from Certain Doom. “Bentley, where is the signal from Sly’s GPS coming from?” Pat asked. “It looks like the signal is coming from Coney Island.” “Oh, no. That is extremely bad news!” “Why?” “This means that Dr. Blowhole has him.” Kowalski said. “Who’s Dr. Blowhole?” Mumble asked. “Apparently, he’s the penguins arch enemy.” Marlene stated. “Not apparently, he is our arch enemy. He is pure evil, with skin surprisingly pleasant to the touch. Be afraid, be very afraid Mumble!” Skipper...
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Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up by Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will Ты wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few минуты later, Ramon was still fast...
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posted by kivamarie
the Далее mourning I was the only one that woke up this mourning and was done drinking еще water from the cactus and yet my mind was starting to play tricks on me to make me go crazy.

Me: (sees skipper still sleeping) good skipper is still sleeping (laughs like I'm crazy) gotta have something to eat (sees a knife)oh (crawls to the нож then picks up the knife) pretty pretty shiny shiny нож (starts stabbing the нож on my arm then my eye starts twitching then laughs like I'm crazy)

that's when skipper wakes up.

Skipper: (wakes up) huh? (sees me stabbing myself in the arm with a knife) Kiva!...
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posted by JayJay12
 Skipper tops Marlene's mouth.
Skipper tops Marlene's mouth.
Above the HQ...
Skipper:Marlene
*go's up to Marlene*
Marlene:Skipper,um,what's with the ring?
Skipper:I'm purposing to Cream
Marlene:YOU'RE PURPOSING TO CR-
*Skipper tops her mouth*
Skipper:Yes,I am
*Skipper leaves*
Somewhere in Coney Island...
*??? talks in walkie-talkie*
???:I finally reached Coney Island
Cream:You did?
???:Yes,where are you?
Cream:Behind you,Marx
*Marx turns around*
Marx:Cream!
Cream:Marx!
*they hugged*
Back at the HQ...
Private:You are so nasty,Skipper!*disgusted*
Skipper:What?!Cream was doing that in front of me,so I recorded it!
Kowalski:Wow,I'm so excited!!!
Private:You're nasty,too!
Kowalski:I...
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posted by Ninjaorca
Dearest Penguins,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! Ты took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your Друзья At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P

Dear Hobokeneers,
See Ты on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
posted by Saracuda
S: Skipper
K: Kowalski
R: Rico
P: Private
Side characters: Aramicus, Socio, Opugno, and Juliazahr



The door to the box swung open and daylight streamed in.

S: Kowalski, annaylisis.
K: We are apparently in Rome..several hundred years ago.
S: Aren't-
K: -Weren't
S: *glare* WEREN'T the Romans expert at measures of torture?
P: Oh dear. Yes Skippa, I'm afraid they were.
R: TORTURE! *clap, clap*
S: Alright, we're going to need some sort of disgiuse.
K: улица, уличный sign perhaps?
S: *"Don't be ridiculas" face*
K: Alright! Okay, that was retarded! Well, lets just see what we can blend into.
P: Ooh! A merchant! I could disguise...
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A mail truck gets parked in front of the Central Park Zoo. The mail person brings an envelope to Alice.
Mailman: Special notice for someone named Kowalski. If Ты see him, give the envelope to him.
Alice: Alright, then. (the mailman leaves and Alice goes to the пингвин habitat. Skipper sees Alice and goes topside)
S: What's going on, Alice?
Alice: Skipper, there was some mail that came for Kowalski. (gives envelope to Skipper) Can Ты make sure he gets it?
S: Can do.
In the HQ
S: Kowalski, Ты have some mail. (gives Kowalski the envelope)
K: Wierd, I wasn't expecting anything. (opens envelope and sees...
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"maybe because we're tied?" Silvia pointed sarcastically, she had a better humor than yesterday

"why, WHY!" Savio shouted, sad

both needed to do their average things- with the other one Далее to them! brush their teeth, eat, even go to the bathroom (dont ask how)

"hmm..." Skipper let out, he used his binoculars to see the both, they hadn't fought in the whole morning, but none had talked to the other, he was hid in the chamilion habitat, kowalski, rico, private, and marlene were there too, marlene, she had sneaked

"kowalski analysis!" Skipper shouted

"If they keep this tipe of comportation, they...
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Doris please read this!!Anyone can read it too


The scientist's Любовь has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of Ты день and night
In my сердце there is no that is second
You'll always be the яблоко of my eye

I'll Поиск the world
Near and far then high and low
My Любовь will show
Just to hold Ты gently
Don't want to let Ты go

I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With Любовь and Science
I am deeply torn by desperation

In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper сказал(-а) " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my Любовь has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"

We're like fragments that were split
или gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay
Harry:well it's not every день u перфоратор, удар, пунш a лемур
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head Главная
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex Остаться в живых her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU Остаться в живых YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask Вопрос Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice