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posted by scifiguy1999
Yelliing as he did, skipper threw a grapiling hook onto a building. "Grapiling hook in place,boys.",Skipper сказал(-а) as the hook caught on the building. "We have to hurry, that timebomb isn't getting any younger!",Skipper also says," I'm going across."

A few секунды ago,while driving, rico coughed up a thirty-munite timebomb, And it got onto the вверх of a sky scraper. They were going to get it, eccept, they сказал(-а) they were going to be at marlene's place in a few muintes! But, what's еще important? So, they climed up a bouilding right Далее to it.

"The building is to far away, Kawalski yelled, "We will have to manually get it over there!" "But how?" Kawalski said. Suddenly, skipper looked at his car,and got a smile on his face. "Were' going to have to jump!" Skipper said,
as he was runing towards the car. "Is he crazy!" Private said. "I must be, Sipper said,"But i'm crazy enough to save new york!"
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posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the Название says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if Ты wish to read them. Any Название with a Roman numeral Далее to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope Ты enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making Ты laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...
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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding Космос is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told Ты before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are Ты doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't Ты be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do Ты know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little пони and Lunicorns Are Made By Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made By Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! или Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to лемур habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes Ты look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...
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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers Ты can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly Ты are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins Поцелуи Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have Ты been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers Ты can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly Ты are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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