Пингвины Мадагаскара Article: Dating rules of POM

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posted by Penguin11

Okay, Welcome. I got this from 'Who loves Kowalski? I DO! WE ALL DO!'

1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.

Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!

2.) Don't get too serious too fast!

Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: еще PAROLE!

3.) If Ты think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.

Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: Любовь ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0

4.)Don't be overprotectiive.

Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!

5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.

Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T Ты Любовь ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?

(there will be five tips per article. ^^)

MsKowalski99, ilovepenguins and 1 other like this

HaiSuG96 Hilarious ^_^

ThatDamnLlama I think these rules apply everywhere, not just POM.

thespikedturtle ^ Agreed, I don't want some random girl coming up and making out with me! (Unless they're really hot! lol XD)

penguinsfan2 hehehe XD lol :D

krazy4kowalski "Walski?"

Penguin11 @ krazy4kowalski-That's claudia's nickname for Kowalski. She calls him "walski" @ thespikedturtle- LOL, ur funny!

Annacrombie are you gunna post another one?

Icicle1penguin Lol! You got that idea from that forum rite? The last was wus PHUN-NY!

skipperfan5431 So true Claudia.....SOOOOO true! "Walski" heh heh!

SummerPoM EAHUEAUHAUHUHAEUHAEUHAEUH' LOOOL xD Claudia: Hi Walski! Kowalski: Hi. Claudia: LOVE ME!! xD

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Corpse party/penguins: book of shadows, the sequel:)

posted by spmana123

Skipper dreamt of that place again.....over and over every night he dreamed of it.... The body's....the rooms.... Even the stench, but everytime he dreamt if that school, he would always see one of his Друзья who died there, crying how much it hurts, and how they want to go home.

Skipper: dammit.....

It had been 1 год since that event, and everyone at the zoo seems to not even notice anything, expect skipper and his Друзья who were there.

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Hidden: (6) Frame of Evidence

posted by peacebaby7

Leonard was stricken speechless, but he quickly recovered. "Me? As in...me?" He asked putting his paw to his chest. Kowalski nodded. Leonard shook his head. "No, there must be some mistake."

Kowalski shook his own head. "There's no mistake. I ran the test three times and your name showed up in each of them. Now, it's possible that your мех may have coincidentally blew into the лемур hab-"

"Coincidence my tail! I did not put anything into that лемур habitat!" Leonard insisted a little louder than he intended.

Skipper stepped вперед and nodded comprehendingly. "Now, look, marsupial. I know what...

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It's been a while...

posted by xDark_Angelx

Happy New Year, fanguins! :D Yeah, I bet you're surprised to see me here. It's been a while, hunh? Goodness, I've been so terribly busy. I'm a senior now, got accepted into the college I most desired to get accepted into, Письмо and making videos, and of course, school work. God, I hate school--especially Math. CURSE Ты CALCULUS!

Anyway, I want to say how much I miss it here. I want to come back so much, and yet... I don't know. I loved it here so much, it's not even funny! I had a great few years here, and the Фаны all meant so much to me, whether they're gone или totally new. Even if I don't...

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The Uncovered Past (Part 1): (3) Остаться в живых

posted by peacebaby7

Lorrie Trace was a confident woman with skin the color of creamy молоко chocolate. Her kind eyes saw the world in a perspective that most didn't. She always tried to see the good in everyone and everything. Some might say she has a сердце of gold. She attended Harvard университет and received a doctorate in science and physics. Ever since, she's been traveling the world, wanting to know еще about it and its wonders.

As always, it was a freezing, below zero день in Antarctica. Lorrie was wearing a heavy black пальто with a sweater underneath, thermal, blue colored gloves, and think black pants, and...

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 13 The Last Wish

posted by MadagascarGirl

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"Oh, why are Ты so sad? Do Ты want to see your friends?" Blowhole asked. The lobsters showed them Ally’s and Ben's bodies laying on the floor. They can't look at them "But don't worry, soon you'll be together again, maybe somewhere there или maybe somewhere there" he сказал(-а) and pointed up and down. But they stayed quiet "No answer? Ты make me sad. It's not good for you!" he showed them his machine, it looked like a big torture machine, but in fact it was something else…
"Only...

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Finding the Light Предварительный просмотр

posted by peacebaby7

Kowalski stormed into his lab. Skipper walked up to Private. "Just let him cool off. He's wouldn't hold a grudge on this for too long. How about we go for snow cones?" Private smiled. "Can I bring one for Kowalski? Ты know...as a sorry?" Private asked his commanding officer. Skipper patted his back. "Sure." Rico, Skipper, and Private then left the lab for snow cones. They didn't even notice the intense purple glow coming from under the lab door as the left.

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Private went to Kowalski's lab, snow cone in hand, and knocked. There was no reply. He spoke as he opened...

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Crossroads: Part 14

posted by Skiparah

Me and Hans raced out of the prison like a blur. I don't think the gaurds even knew what was going on until maybe several scoches later. Then the alarm started blaring. I looked over my shoulder to see gaurds numbered by the dozen running after us. Hans was flying level with the ground beside me as I slid down the hallway. Suddenly he made a sharp right turn. I skidded to a halt and looked down the corridor after Hans. It was a dead end all but a small window at the вверх of the stone wall. "What are Ты DOING?!?" I shouted. "Come ON Alex!" Hans snapped. I was stunned for a momment. No insult?...

Look Out, New York ch 1-Blam!

posted by queenpalm

Skipper's point of view:

Johnson ran in from the metal door. He was carrying a device that looked much like the Stopwatch Kowalski had once made.
"Hey, look what I found!" he said.
"My Stopwatch!" Kowalski cried. "Where did Ты find that?!"
"It is not your Stopwatch thingy-ma-jiggy," Johnson said. "I found it in my box of things I got from Blowhole."
"Blowhole, Shmohole. It is my Stopwatch!" Kowalski cried. "You don't even have a Blowhole box, do you?"
"He does too!" Ivy said. "He showed me it!"
"Hey, everyone!" I cried. "Stop arguing unless Ты want a рыба slap!"
Everybody stopped. Then, Kowalski...

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Crossroads: Part 10

posted by Skiparah

I shut my eyes, expecting death, only to hear the sounds of men shouting and feet rushing into the room. Оружие clanked and a familiar voice shouted, "Captain Blowhole, you're under arrest!" I lifted my head. The blurry image of Leeland wafted from double leelands to just one, then back again. Leeland was alive! I wanted to spring up and fight at his side, but I could hardly move. I was too shaken. Suddenly a flipper grabbed my own and pulled me up to my feet. He threw my flipper over his shoulders to keep me from collapsing to the floor again. I looked over to see who it was, "Hans!" I exclaimed,...

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Crossroads: Part 7

posted by Skiparah

After Hanna died my life went into a tailspin. I Остаться в живых my focus on the war. I no longer felt a thrill или a longing to be on the battlefeild. Life had Остаться в живых meaning. I fought blindly in every battle. I didn't care whether I was killed или not. That was my downfall. One battle in particular was extra hard and an uphill climb, facing our enemy. If Ты remember, there had been tension between Captain Blowhole and my father. Now that General Fahlcon was out of the way, / posed as a threat to Blowhole's superior title. I was a sitting утка in my condition. The heat of the battlefeild wore down on me...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 9

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*Kowalski & Rico woke up in the middle of the Далее day*

Kowalski: *stomach rumbles* "Ugh. I'm soooo hungry..."

Rico: "Me too. C'mon. We should get moving."

*Kowalski & Rico begin waddling*

2 Hours Later...

Kowalski: *begins slowing down* "Hey...Rico..."

Rico: "Sup?"

Kowalski: "I know this place..."

Rico: *looks around* "Hey, me too."

Kowalski: "Is this...No...It couldn't be..."

Rico: "What?"

Kowalski: "I think this is our home...I think we made it back to where we live while it's not feeding season..."

Rico: "Hey, ya know...You're right..."

Kowalski: "That means...Rico! Are Ты thinking...

Skipper's secret mission

posted by ricoiswsome

Chapter 1: Betrayed by a friend.
It was just an normal день in New York that'll turn for the worst.
Skipper: What?. . . Bounty hunter help, no I will not go on this mission. . . I have to. . . With Marlene?. . . Yes sir right away.
Private: What is it Skipper?
Skipper: Sorry Private, that's classified.

In Marlene's habitat. . .
Skipper: Marlene, I need Ты to ome with me on a mission.
Marlene: Ok, I'll do it.

Later in the air port. . .
Skipper: Where is that bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: Are Ты Skipper?
Skipper: Yes.
Bounty hunter: Come with me.
Later. . .
Bounty hunter: So I see Ты accepted the mission,...

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The Black Death (Preview)

posted by legendary7

All the penguins stepped into the car гараж and loaded up. Rico sat in the front with Kowalski and the others were in the back, seperated by luggage. A few минуты later, and they were on their way. None of them knew,that for some, that would be the last they ever saw of their beloved home.
The road was long and dim. Not only that, but it was treacherous and slick, as well. Up ahead a sign wrote: TURN LEFT but "left" was crossed out and under it spelled "right". Rico made the turn, but Kowalski disagreed with his desicion. "Rico, I am pretty sure Ты were supposed to make a left." Kowalski...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 19: Epilogue

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 19: Epilogue
It was time for a celebration. Pat would start off the party. (We are the Champions by Queen)
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
Ты brought me fame and fortune
and everything that goes with it
I thank Ты all

But...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 4

posted by legendary7

Private's point of view:
I dashed to the hole, fighting the crowd, with their shoves and elbows. I immediately got on my tippy-toes and watched through the blemish. I told myself no matter who he was going against, I'd cheer for my dad. Then, his challenger, waddled out. At first, I thought I was imagining it. It couldn't be, It just couldn't. He was dead, but I was proven wrong when Skipper turned to look at me. He hastefully turned his head, and met my dad. His sorrowful eyes met mine again. I then heard the shot ring out. They both paused, Skipper closed his eyes as if in pain. Finally, he...

Survival chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

I woke up the Далее mourning knowing that it is time to find Еда and water if I'm going to survive.

Me: (wakes up) boy i slept like a rock last night (checks on the fire) yep the огонь is still there so it's time for me to look for Еда and water. Еда and water will give me energy to survive and to stay alive.

so I started to crawl with one leg to look for Еда and water. just when i was about to give up i saw food. it was a mango.

Me: (gasp) a манго it's perfect and it's безопасно, сейф for me to eat.

so after i grab the манго I ate the mango. after i ate the манго i crawl with one leg to look for water....

the lucky coin. chapter 1: the legendary treasure

posted by andresandru

Skipper and the other penguins were digging and digging and....digging? ok. They didn't seem to have enough escape tunels, they were finishing number 31.

"this is PARANOIC MADNESS!" Private shouted, as he dug deeper and deeper, but, suddent ly he felt a click, he strted digging in other directions, until every single place mad the noise click.

He started waving the dust with his hands, and eventualy, a scream came out

"AHHHHHH!!!" Skipper heard the scream

"come boys!" he and everyone went as fast as they could. Once there, they saw that Private was right beside a skeleton.

"wait!" Kowalski took...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 1

posted by legendary7

It was a Холодное сердце Central Park winter morning. All the penguins had just woke up from their night snooze. Every пингвин except Kowalski had just awakened. Kowalski had been up all night in his lab creating his latest invention.
S: "Up and at 'em, boys!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah! Where's Kowalski?"
Skipper shrugged
S: "He's probably still in his lab. Kowalski?!"
Kowalski exhaustedly strode out of his lab.
K: "I'm finished! Well almost anyway."
S: "What do Ты mean 'almost'?"
K: "The one chemical I need is only found in the forest's leaves around a vacant hotel upstate."
S: "Splendid! And you're suggesting...

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The Little Door Part 1

posted by Saracuda

"2:30." Liberty thought to herself. He should BE here by now! She looked nervously over her shoulder. Liberty was a young lioness. She'd recently moved to New York city from her quiet Главная in Africa. Her sisters and one brother had all been taken to separate zoos. She'd been sent to Central Park Zoo. She was so lonely. So cold. Then she met a lively bunch of commando penguins.
She couldn't help but smile as she thought of how they'd first met. It had been raining. Liberty was moping around looking for anyone familiar. Suddenly a small пингвин had dropped out of the trees and landed on her. He...

What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i will add a pic of Starlite in the last Chapter :D*

All 4 penguins and Marlene were staring at the sleeping female...She was Показ her back to them, her back rising and falling as she breathed. She used her bag as a pillow. Obviously to protect it, not for comfort."May i just ask again...How can Ты guess a girls name right? Especially a unique name like...Starlantern?" Marlene looked at Skipper."i can honestly say i have and still have no idea how i just guessed her name right Marlene. It shall always remain a mystery, and her name is Starlite Marlene." Skipper shrugged as he...