Пингвины Мадагаскара Article: A пингвин Любовь Story part 6

posted by Shadowpenguin

Pluma happily leaped out the water. "Hey, guys, what's up?" She сказал(-а) brightly. Kowalski shushed her and pointed down, on to the HQ. Pluma looked down and then up. Private rushed up to her and whispered, "Skipper and Margaret want to be alone right now," Pluma stared at him. What? She mouthed, but she knew what Private meant.

She silently left the пингвин habitat and walked slowly to a small bush. She hide inside it and sobbed quietly. Then, a shadow made it's way toward her. What's wrong? It asked. Pluma looked up. "Oh, hey, Shadow," Pluma looked down again. "It's nothing," Shadow knew better. "Please, just tell me," She begged. Pluma sighed. "Sk-skipper is d-da-d-date-" Pluma sniffed and wiped away a tear. Skipper is dating someone else? Shadow guessed. Pluma nodded.

Suddenly, Shadow changed into a black rose. What's wrong, Shadow? Pluma asked though her mind. Look! Pluma looked and saw Marlene. Quickly, she slid the rose into her feathers. "Oh, hey, Marlene," She struggled to sound happy. Marlene saw right through it. "What's wrong?" She asked, forgetting about being jealous. "Skipper loves someone else now," Pluma answered.

Marlene felt her сердце quicken. Did Skipper Любовь her now? "Who does he Любовь now?" She asked eagerly. Pluma looked annoyed at Marlene's eagerness. "Not you," She snapped, sounding pleased that is wasn't Marlene," Marlene looked disappointed, but she wiped it away. She patted Pluma's back.

"I'm sure he still likes you," She сказал(-а) reassuringly. Pluma traced a сердце on the ground with her flipper. "I don't think so, Skipper and Margaret are getting pretty serious," She retorted. "What's the likability he'll go back for me?"

Marlene thought for a while. "You know, anything is possible, even Skipper loving Ты again," Pluma looked up and cracked a small smile. "You really think so?" She asked. Marlene smiled brightly. "ANYTHING is possible!" Pluma stood up. "Even Skipper seeing that he belongs with me?"

"Sure," Marlene answered, all jealousy and hate washed away. Pluma smiled and laughed. She hugged Marlene. "For some reason, that truly makes me feel better,even though it might not happen," Pluma cried happily. Suddenly, Marlene understood something, she didn't know what, but she understood.

"We could be friends," Marlene suggested. Pluma nodded and laughed. "Of course,"

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Celeste Chapter 8

posted by legendary7

They dashed through the water. Rocky waves thrashed above. A stormy sky blew its wrath upon the ocean. It was like a child's tantrum, pelting rain to the water's surface non-stop. Every trace of light from the sky was masked by the clouds.
Beneath the surface of the water were the five penguins. Rico was occupying himself by snacking on every рыба that swam by. They were actually quite beautiful with a certain grace. Their vivid colored scales shimmered under the reflected light.
Skipper turned his head to find Private missing from his side. He stopped, and scanned around for his soldier. His...

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Vampire Epidemic Chapter 3

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 3
It was finally morning! Skipper had returned from roaming the streets of New York, looking for Blowhole. “Rico, where is Private, Kowalski, and Pat?” Skipper asked. “They are vampires!” Rico grunted. “What?!” Skipper asked. “So is my father!” a little voice yelled from behind the stuffed prize fish. Gloria, who had woken up after Mumble became a vampire, jumped down into the HQ. “Erik! Honey, are Ты in here?” Gloria spouted, with tears streaming from her eyes. “I’m behind the stuffed fish!” Skipper opened the рыба and Erik zipped to his crying mother. “Mama,...

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Body Swap Part 4

posted by sowem

The group left destruction everywhere they searched, but Joey just kicked all of them out of his habitat. Skipper enjoyed destroying Julien's habitat.

Skipper: Lets look in the Park.

Private: Wait a minute! That's him!
Private pointed to Kowalski trying to swim to their island with Maurice's body.

Everyone went into the penguins habitat. Kowalski jumped through the hole into the HQ and activated lockdown.

Kowalski: That should keep them out for about 2 hours, maybe?

He quickly rushed into the lab and went here and there to finish the луч, рэй in time.
He thought for a minute.

Kowalski: How am I going to...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (4) Father and Son

posted by peacebaby7

Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did Ты talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of Ты as a son Ты know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask Ты something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do Ты like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is безопасно, сейф with me.”

Eve...

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The Black Death Chapter 11: Emotions Sparking

posted by legendary7

Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The секунды past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The пингвин laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (8) Life или Death

posted by peacebaby7

March 21, 2012
1628 hours

    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...

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Finding the Light: (4) Kowalski's Back

posted by peacebaby7

The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are Ты hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those рыба look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of рыба that a омар, омаров left Далее to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those рыба Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico сказал(-а) sadly. “Then what are Ты waiting for? All Ты gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...

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Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No Ты just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are Ты annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* Ты just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for Ты are not sentient. Ты just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But Ты just сказал(-а) that Ты know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Ты lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...

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Fred's Conversation with Cleverbot ;)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, или thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would Ты define yourself? Are Ты yourself because of your actions, или are your actions based on who Ты are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes Ты are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: Эй, that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot: *facepalm*

User: Why are Ты hitting yourself?

Stupid Crazy Любовь Предварительный просмотр

posted by peacebaby7

2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda сказал(-а) happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He сказал(-а) in his Danish accent. "Then by the powers invested in me...I now pronounce Ты man and wife. Ты may Kiss your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their Друзья stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 8

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the вверх instead of the bottom due to everything in the замок being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 6

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 6

Skipper made his way back to the Clock Tower. When he entered the room, a quick flash of light came and went, and the two fingers of the giant clock in the room were both rotating in different directions. They both landed on the six, and the clock made a total of thirteen toll sounds. After that extra toll sound the middle of the floor opened, and Skipper made his way down. When he made his way down he found a small elevator that looked like it will only go down, so he used it to go down. Once he arrived at the bottom he was in a pitch, black room, Skipper couldn't see a thing. Suddenly,...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 3

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! Ты make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You сказал(-а) so at the meeting! Ты didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 5) The last scene...

posted by peacebaby7

Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do Ты think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to Ты talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic Музыка can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that Музыка playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are Ты all?"

Private:...

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Skipper and Marlene (Blooper?)

posted by 27Kowalski

I don't know if Ты can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired by peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!

Director: Okay, for the Далее scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, Ты have to Kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: Ты heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop Поцелуи each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...

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Lt_Kowalski VS Annoying оранжевый (Twitter)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. Эй, KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer by my side.. Want a round?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then Переместить back a bit because I have a lemon..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't Ты crawl into a #pantry and die already..

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Nine - The Final Battle(Part Two)

posted by KowalskiRocks

As I сказал(-а) in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do Ты realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to Дизайн the blueprint!
Me: Dude, Ты seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If Ты have any other Вопросы Ты can ask me in the comments.)...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Five - The Journey Begins

posted by KowalskiRocks

Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the Назад день flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue сказал(-а) location. She looked at the clock on the Стена Далее to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an час early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...

A Week In Death Chapter 6: The Plan.

posted by 67Dodge

Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of Ты who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 6

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank Ты Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell Ты who tranquilized Ты guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...