Пингвины Мадагаскара Article: Pulling a prank on the penguins

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posted by Colonelpenguin

Everyone was gone except for two of the penguins.
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a пингвин сказал(-а) "Do Ты know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i сказал(-а) and the пингвин сказал(-а) "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and сказал(-а) "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged Далее a the пингвин сказал(-а) "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," сказал(-а) private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private сказал(-а) angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he сказал(-а) it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of Ты go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins Ты сказал(-а) were wrong,"

WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?

MsKowalski99 likes this

alex356 Lilly Or kolwaski

MsKowalski99 KING JULIEN ABSOUTLY!!!!!!!!

Colonelpenguin It's Rico out of the penguins when Skipper walked in you should know it wasn't him and all of private's answers were wrong so it can't be Lily or Kowalski so it had to be Rico and we didn't mention King Julien.

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Hans Strikes Back Chapter 1

posted by legendary7

Crumpling up a failed plain, Hans crossed his fins and threw the paper across the room furiously. Hans had been scribbling down ideas of how to abolish Skipper and his team, but mostly Skipper.

He pondered, 'Maybe I should get a hobby? No, there had to be something I haven't tried yet.'

The таблица in front of him was covered with scattered papers.

It had been еще than two months after he had met his nemeisis last. His flippers rummaged through the sheets of paper. The left fin met a hidden red button. He seized it with an evil grin.

"Oh, I forgot about you."

Pushing down on the button, before...

Meanings of the PoM characters´ names

posted by SaturdaySurpris

Kowalski means- the worker in metal, a smith(polish) [KOWAL, KOWALIK, KOWALEWSKI, KOWALAK, KOWALKA, KOWALKOWSKI, KOWALCZYK, KOWALSKY, KOWELSKI, KOWELSKY KOWAL, KOWALEWSKY, KOWALKOWSKI, KOWALKOWSKY]

Skipper means- shipmaster\captain(english)

Rico means- Strong ruler\glory(spanish)

Private means-A common soldier\Belonging to an individual person (american,english?)

Marlene means- bitter(german)

Julian means- youthful, young at heart(greek)

Maurice means- moor, dark skinned (moor=fasten, secure)(french)

Mort means- dead\a stagnant lake(french)
Hans means- Gift from God. God has been gracious(german,dutch)

Max means- greatest(latin american)

Doris means- sea(greek)

Nigel means- ahead\champion(american\gaelic)

Alice means- truth, noble(greek)

Clemson means- merciful, mild (medieval english)

Byte Sized (finally finishes) by___Sophie___

posted by ___Sophie___

Penguins of Madagascar – Byte Sized
==Scene I: Kowalski’s Laboratory==
Kowalski: I know I say this kind of thing a lot,

The door flaps open as the penguins enter Kowalski’s lab.

Kowalski: But this time I really, really mean it! Behold, my greatest inventionn ever!

He waves his flipper on a cloth and heaves it quickly then presents—

Kowalski: The Nanites!
Private: Um., I’m trying... Where are they?
Kowalski: Of course, scientifically deliberate Private, it takes a microscope to view Nanites and all their miniscule glory.

Kowalski puts down a microscope as Private steps in to peek down... The...

Plight of the "My Car!" Guy

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Note: For a while, I've had an idea about Письмо a short scene with the unseen "My car!" guy, whose car is frequently damaged или destroyed by the penguins. And today I have written such a scene. I hope Ты will enjoy it.

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The man sighed and then dialed his cell phone. "Hi, I would like to file a claim for the damage my car sustained this morning," he сказал(-а) when his call was answered by an agent at the auto insurance company.

"What is the nature of the damage to your vehicle, sir?" the agent asked.

"It's totaled. There was an explosion of some sort...

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Gender Switch (chapter 7:Take me out to the ball game)

posted by AgentJazzy00

Thank god,that I played softball at school friday XD
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-----Burt's Habitat-----
After Brandon got his San Fransisco Giants кепка, колпачок on,the penguins got the equipment.After they set everything up,they had to pick their teams.

"Hmmmm...Me and Lilly will be team captains.",stated Colonel.

Here are the teams:
Lilly's team:Lilly(XD),Richie,Marlene,Marice,and Secret.

Colonel's team:Colonel(XD),Katie,Brandon,Mort,James.

But Julien notice something and says,"Uh,silly penguins,nones of yous picked me,but it's ok,I'll just go into Lilly Penguin...

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Love's conspiracy (page 5)

posted by LtKowalski

CHAPTER 6: JUST NUTS

If there is one creature that could truly break my control and infuriate me, that's Фред the Squirrel. Do I need to explain why? As Skipper said, "As dumb as a sack of hammers." But he is very vital to my plan now. He's easier to fool and convince because of his own stubborn judgement. And he could just jump from дерево to tree, unlike Skipper who'll be waddling.
I stood on the zoo walls that faced central park. I scanned the area for Skipper. He just entered the park himself, and he is not in ahurry. He is muttering to himself,...

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Genie meanie minee moe

posted by Colonelpenguin

The penguins where at my house that evening talking about their last mission they where on well skipper was holding the mission files. But, something happened the lights when out there was a scream of terror and when they came back on the files where gone.
But i сказал(-а) "I have a crystal ball Ты can use but i must..."
"Yeah yeah yeah what ever just give us the ball!" Skipper said."Fine," so I showed them where it was and this is what happened.
There was a Genie inside that ball that hated everybody even me it will play tricks on Ты and it will be mean about it.
The boys where rubbing it and words...

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I AM: POM Style! ~ PART 2: KOWALSKI, (a.k.a. The "Options Guy")

posted by yokaisummoner

"Rock & Roll Boys!"

A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like Поэзия and еще like responses, but what do Ты expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side Комментарии that will be provided by The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the пингвин Team...

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ириски, ириска, светло-коричневый Lolly Trees

posted by EppofangirlXD

ириски, ириска, светло-коричневый Lolly Trees by KukipyeXP and EppogirlXD

“The ириски, ириска, светло-коричневый lolly trees are just over there,” Becky slung an arm over Private’s shoulder and pointed in one direction with her other paw.

“Yay!!” Private clapped his flippers together.

Stacy came alongside them. “Just through that little forest,” She told him.

“Really?” Private raced off on the bright green трава and disappeared into a grove of trees of Central Park, in hopes that he would find the ‘butterscotch lolly trees.’

Becky and Stacy stood where they were, wondering if they should follow Private.

“Do you...

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There is a Reason: Chapter Five

posted by krazy4kowalski

Standing Tall

Whoa, sorry for the late updating. I’m not so good at this Фан fiction stuff; I’ll try to do better Далее time. Anyway, this is the final chapter. Not as action packed as the last one, but this is еще of a sad, conversation-like chapter. There’s also a lot of medical stuff, but I’m not a doctor nor am I as smart as Kowalski, so there might be some faulty information. Well, it’s probably еще realistic than most of the stuff in the show! Enjoy, and thank Ты for Чтение There is a Reason. I had a lot of fun with it.

The Далее few минуты were a blur for Skipper. He remembered...

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Dating rules of POM

posted by Penguin11

Okay, Welcome. I got this from 'Who loves Kowalski? I DO! WE ALL DO!'

1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.

Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!

2.) Don't get too serious too fast!

Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: еще PAROLE!

3.) If Ты think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.

Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: Любовь ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0

4.)Don't be overprotectiive.

Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!

5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.

Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T Ты Любовь ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?

(there will be five tips per article. ^^)

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One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time!

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Skipper says: “‘One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time!’ is a 100-day-long wtiting project by GrandOldPenguin on FanFiction.net.”

Note: The following “article” contains the first 10 pieces in a 100-day-long Письмо project I am currently involved in on FanFiction.net. In the project, I am Письмо one 200-word “double-drabble” story related to “The Penguins of Madagascar” each and every день from February 1 until May 11, 2010. Every 10 days, I Опубликовать a new batch of 10 of these little stories on FanFiction.net. Below are the first 10 (written from February 1-10, 2010). If Ты enjoy these stories and would like to read еще of them, please follow this link link. Ты can also read the full Список of rules that I...

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Never Turn Back Chapter 2

posted by penguinsfan2

-Marlenes Habitat,night,5 hours before the murder-

me:*sigh*Marlene?
Marlene:Yeah.
me:I still dont know whats makeing all the noise near your habitat.
Marlene:Its ok.
me:Marlene why dont Ты ask the guys for help?
Marlene:Because I dont want skipper Актёрское искусство like im a just a helpless victim again!
me:ok!no need to yell.Well I'll see Ты later.
Marlene:*sigh*bye!
---Penguin Habitat,night,4hrs before the murder---
me:hey everone.
skipper:where were Ты the whole time?
me:uhh..no where...
skipper:uh huh.so Ты where no where the whole time?
me:pretty much.
skipper:*eyes suspitiously*
ash:Well just to change the...

The пингвин West by пингвин Girl. ( Part 1 )

posted by rico911910

This was based of a dream I had inside a dream with the penguins of madagascar mixed with an old western movie I hope Ты like it:)
The пингвин West By пингвин Girl
It was a usual день for the penguins. Skipper and the rest of the penguins were at a confrence with the lemurs, chimps, and Marlean at the gift shop.
It was all going well until......boom!!!!!
"What in the world was that?!" yelled Marlean looking at the penguins in shock.
"I don't have the faintst says Skipper looking toward Kowalski in curiosity.
"I must have left my latest invention on at the HQ it probly over loaded its system." Then...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 1

posted by skipperluvs

Rico sat Далее to his lifeless doll, sliding his flippers against her thin arms and sniffing her cool plastic scent. He began brushing her hair and cooing at her in hushed tones. She smile throughout the whole thing, her bright blue eyes glistening in Kowalski’s dim lamp.

Skipper was out doing recon, as he always did on Friday nights, his lazy smile scaring any animal that sneaked around in the zoo’s path. Private was with the lemurs, having his first sleepover with Mort, and Julien teaching them a couple of dance moves as well. And lastly, his best friend, Kowalski was at a grand central...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 8

posted by KowalskiTheLich

The morning after the small funeral, everyone was particularly tense. Trying to prevent themselves from crying about Kowalski anymore, they resorted to beating the stuffing out of one of their punching bags (literally) and doing a bunch of grueling exercises without a break. Skipper was convinced that the extra work would keep their minds off of Kowalski but it actually did the opposite: everyone was thinking of Kowalski to keep their minds off of the constant soreness and pain they were feeling from doing all of the work. Eventually, Skipper acknowledged that fact that his idea was not working...

What Happend Skipper?(ch.1 pg.3)

posted by rico911910

..YOU крачка TO THE Далее PAGE.......................
Yet the room was still drowned in silence. Untill
priviate begian to ask
"what just happend?" as they sat Далее to Skipper, Kowalski still holding his flipper as he wipes away tears with his other flipper. The answer was very clear to them that they had not a clue what happend. Then Kowalski felt his flipper holding Skipper's flipper tightning. They than looked at Skipper hows eyes were slowly opening. As his eye's opening еще and еще as he slowly looks around the room. With his eye site a littile bit blery then every theng coming into veiw...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 1: The New Private (part four)

posted by 123cosmo4

Chapter 4-Assualt

    Skipper and Kowalski were very tired after training together. They went to постель, кровати early, before the sun even set. Since the others were gone, Skipper got a bunk this time. They plopped down in their beds like cold turkeys and curled up under their covers.
    “I have never been so overworked in my whole life,” Skipper moaned.
    “Eh, Ты will get used to it,” Kowalski assured him. “It is normal training for me.”
    “Does Mr. Halloweentown train Ты all the time?” he wondered. “And...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation тако part 4 (Final Part)

posted by 18wanda

Skipper: Is the dummy ready?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the Еда I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two пингвин dummies made out of gross тако meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat тако is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two пингвин runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. Далее Kowalski makes a working строп, слинг shot using...

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Android Skipper and Skipper

added by PripperNKicoFan

Source: The Hoboken Surprise