Пингвины Мадагаскара Article: You've NEVER done it?- Part 2

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posted by skipperfan5431

AT THE PARK!!!!!!!
"Her!?"--"No.."--"Her!?"--"NO RICO! Good golly man!! I want to дата a PENGUIN!" Rico was trying to help Kowalski find a girlfriend before Skipper and Lilly showed up. Rico already had Juliette, so now all he had to worry about was his best buddy. "Hey boys! Sorry were late. Skipper and I were having a conversation. What did we miss?" Lilly asked as she tossed a frisbee to Kowalski. "Nothing much. Rico is trying to get me a 'girl'." Kowalski respond as he tossed it back. Lilly rolled her eyes and caught the frisbee. "Really? Come on Kowalski. Ты don't have to hook up with some Болталка chick Ты barely even know! Your better than that." She scolded in a firm yet friendly tone. " Well, I know you......" Lilly walked up to Kowalski and slapped him in the face. "Sorry." He said, rubbing his cheek. "Eh, don't worry about it. Men have urges just like women do." She looked at Skipper who was standing beside her. She blushed and turned away. " So.....are we gonna finish the game или what?" Skipper asked as he snatched the frisbee from Lilly and threw it clear over the lake. " Gee. Thanks." Lilly сказал(-а) sarcastically as she ran to fetch the disk.
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IN THE HQ!!!!!!!!
Lilly and Skipper are making out in the HQ. (Yes, they are dating. But nobody else knows!) "Lilly, lets do it!" Skipper urged as he kissed Lilly's neck. "Uh.....do WHAT exactly?" She asked back in a rather shocked and somewhat frightened tone." Ты know........IT!" Lilly grew very nervous at this point, and she decided to just go and pretend nothing happened. Skipper was just caught up in the moment. She knew he wouldn't preassure hre into doing something she wasn't ready for.........would he?
Lilly gently pushed Skipper away from her and tried to sit up. "Skipper. Im not very comfortable with all this...im gonna leave." Lilly got up and walked twoards the exit. Then Skipper grabbed her flipper and pinned her against the wall. " Come on Lilly. Ты have to be wiling to take risks, live on the edge, get out of your comfort zone!" Okay, this was REALLY creeping Lilly out! Then she smelled something in his breath......alcohol. " Skipper, your drunk and do not understand what your doing. Come on, let me go." She said, hiding her fear. " What will Ты give ME if I do?" Skipper put his flipper on Lily's butt and that's where she drew the line. She grabbed Skipper's flipper and slammed him against the wall! " IM AFRAID OF INTIMACY OKAY!? GOSH, HAVE SOME RESPECT SKIPPER!"
Lilly felt betrayed, tears began to fall out of her beautiful blue eyes, and she dashed out of the HQ!
Part 3 coming soon!!

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The Crew’s Secret: Part 2 A Turn in Sides

posted by monsy38

[Skipper looks around. His пингвин lair is empty]
    Skipper: Kowalski? Rico? Private? Anyone? All my men seem to be gone. Perhaps they’re at Marlene’s.
[He sneaks over to Marlene’s habitat, careful to not be seen]
    Skipper: Marlene? Marlene! She seems to be gone to! This must be a complot, but from who? The only suspicious activity I have seen came from…[Gasps] Kowalski!
[Skipper quickly rushes to the лемур habitat. After much searching (even underneath the "RoyalThrone")he finds it empty]
    Skipper: No! Not the lemurs too!...

Penguins of Madagascar part 4

posted by 18wanda

Kowalski is walking down the busy sidewalk and stops when he sees Skipper sitting on a улица, уличный corner with a tin can to collect change.
Skipper: Spare change for a new lair, please? Over here, I need dough!
Kowalski: Skipper? What are Ты doing?
Skipper: Kowalski, I never thought I would be happier to see your brain. How far are we from a new lair?
Kowalski looks in the cup and sees one Конфеты wrapper along with a button.) At this rate centuries.
Skipper: We are depending on Rico and Private now.
Kowalski: No we’re not.
They see two penguins, Rico and Private, heading toward them.
Skipper: Report....

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Private,Marlene, Becky and Stacy

added by SerySBskpr

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Ms Perky?

added by Kinkystar

penguins in friendship

posted by midnightangel88

private: uh (wakes up) where are we skippah
pinkie: (pops out of nowhere) hi there my names pinkie
private: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
pinkie: oh i'm sorry
private: skippah skippah where are Ты (wimpers)
pinkie: Эй, whats wrong
private: (crys) skippah
pinkie: (picks him up and brings him to twilights)
private: where am i (wimpers) skippah please come
twilight: who's skipper
private: skippah's m-my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
fluttershy: aww what a poor thing
meanwhile at the hq
skipper: Эй, where's private (hears something)
tv: skippah's my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
they travel there
skipper: were here
private: (wimpers and gets taken to canterlot)
to be continued

Off the Shelf: Chapter 2 of 2

posted by SJF_Penguin2

link if Ты would like to access the first chapter.

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Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 2: "Career Change"

Liz glanced at her daughter in the back сиденье, место, сиденья through the rearview mirror of her silver Subaru Outback. "So, have Ты named your little Друзья yet?"

"Yes." Chelsea held Skipper up. "This is Mr. Penguin." And then held up Marlene. "And this is Mrs. Penguin."

"No, no, sweetie. The brown one is an otter. Remember the story I told Ты in the gift shop?"

"I know she's an otter, Mom. But she changed her name when she got married."

"Married?"...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 17: Tuckered Out

posted by peacebaby7

“Tuckered Out”
November 1, 2014

Marlene yawned. “Thanks for taking me to that Enrique Guitaro concert, guys,” she сказал(-а) to the penguins as they drove her home. “It went a lot better than last time. And going backstage? That was”—she yawned again as if she hadn’t slept in days—“really awesome,” she finished.

Skipper chuckled from his place to the right of her. “I don’t think staying up all the way to one in the morning is a good idea for you.”

Marlene shook her head. “No, no, I’m awake.” She fought off another yawn and rubbed her eyes. “Tack as a sharp.”

Skipper...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 15: I Insist

posted by peacebaby7

“I Insist”
September 27, 2014

“All right, men. I want a perimeter. Make it fast, make it wide, and make it where Ты can see everything, but nothing can see you,” Skipper ordered the team in Central Park. “On my mar —”

“Hey, aren’t Ты those penguins from the aquarium?” Фред interrupted as he approached them.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Zoo, actually. What do Ты want, Fred? We’re in the middle of something,” he asked impatiently.

“Yeah, I’m in the middle of something too. I think it’s called Central Park. Anyway, I was just wondering, is that выдра, оттер friend of yours...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 11: Another Side

posted by peacebaby7

“Another Side”
April 26, 2014

    Skipper led a blindfolded Marlene into her cave.

    “Skipper, what is this? What’s the big surprise?” Marlene urged with anticipation.

    “Well, remember a couple of weeks назад when Ты сказал(-а) you’ve always wanted to stargaze, but couldn’t because of the bright city lights?” Skipper asked, preparing to remove the blindfold.

    “Yes, why?” Marlene answered.

    Skipper pulled off the blindfold. “That’s why,” he сказал(-а) with a grin.

    Marlene...

Operation: Challenge— Prompt 36: No Time 07.14.16

posted by peacebaby7

No Time 07.14.16

“Maurice!” Julien cried from his throne.

Maurice trudged up to him, not even trying to hide his contempt. “Yes, your majesty?”

“I need another smoothie,” Julien said, propping his head up with one paw while rubbing his chest with the other. He coughed and wheezed. “I can feel my time approaching . . . so make it with extra манго for the extra sweet-y-ness-ness . . .”

Maurice rolled his eyes. “You сказал(-а) your time was approaching two days ago,” he said.

“Well, how should I know, Maurice? I am not Clair’s Voyage!” Julien сказал(-а) before coughing again.

“It’s...

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 31: Foreign 02.24.16

posted by peacebaby7

Foreign 02.24.16

“Morning, Nari!” Marlene сказал(-а) one morning, excitedly nudging her habitat-mate and adoptive sister. “Come on, wake up!” she urged, eager to get out in the Monterey sun.

Nari stretched her arms and legs with a yawn as she sat up. “Marlene, the morning will still be there in ten minutes,” she complained with a smile.

Marlene laughed and pulled her arm. “Don’t be a wimp! Come on! Let’s go for a swim!”

The two went outside their cave-like room out into the California spring morning, Marlene at the lead while Nari lagged behind. Marlene голубь into their pond while...

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Dave Punches Skipper.

added by Featherson

Source: Пингвины Мадагаскара

Dave Skits

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope Ты all enjoy them. By the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why Ты would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank Ты for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...

Mad Brother Chapter Six

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting Далее to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't Переместить as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...

Mad Brother Chapter One

posted by Mother-of-PoM

(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are Ты in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The пингвин in front of him...

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 23: Smile 09.06.15

posted by peacebaby7

Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: Холодное сердце is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he сказал(-а) pointing...

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 10: Dying 04.04.15

posted by peacebaby7

Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

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Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat Далее to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...

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Do Ты think what I think?

added by Sheila-Daimond

A Hero's Tale; Scene III, Part 1

posted by queenpalm

"Breaking News!"

This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic Животные had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did Ты manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...

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Many еще Miles To Walk: (7) What Can't I Do

posted by peacebaby7

Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the вверх bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...