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Skilene17, 27Kowalski and 5 others like this

Icicle1penguin Omg! XD Lol! Any minute now, Julien will kick Mort! :D

Amberpet Lol Icicle....

quasomeness Kick Mort! Kick Mort! Kick Mort! I have a feeling Mort likes being kicked; it involves THE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

karenkook And to think, I just had a dream about lemurs last night...

skipperfan5431 Hahahah!!! XD

peacebaby7 LOL!!!

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Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No Ты just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are Ты annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* Ты just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for Ты are not sentient. Ты just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But Ты just сказал(-а) that Ты know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Ты lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...

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Fred's Conversation with Cleverbot ;)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, или thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would Ты define yourself? Are Ты yourself because of your actions, или are your actions based on who Ты are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes Ты are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: Эй, that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot: *facepalm*

User: Why are Ты hitting yourself?

Stupid Crazy Любовь Предварительный просмотр

posted by peacebaby7

2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda сказал(-а) happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He сказал(-а) in his Danish accent. "Then by the powers invested in me...I now pronounce Ты man and wife. Ты may Kiss your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their Друзья stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 8

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the вверх instead of the bottom due to everything in the замок being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 6

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 6

Skipper made his way back to the Clock Tower. When he entered the room, a quick flash of light came and went, and the two fingers of the giant clock in the room were both rotating in different directions. They both landed on the six, and the clock made a total of thirteen toll sounds. After that extra toll sound the middle of the floor opened, and Skipper made his way down. When he made his way down he found a small elevator that looked like it will only go down, so he used it to go down. Once he arrived at the bottom he was in a pitch, black room, Skipper couldn't see a thing. Suddenly,...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 3

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! Ты make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You сказал(-а) so at the meeting! Ты didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...

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Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 1 (Rated M)

posted by Metallica1147

Before Ты read this story, please no flames and please don't tell me about any grammar mistakes I made. No flames because it really took me two years to make this story. I started in 2010, never got to it because I have struggling, stopped the story, and then finally now I got to it and I was able to finish it. I worked so hard on this story, Ты have no idea. I know I make grammar mistakes and I do my best to fix them all but if I didn't get to them all I'm sorry, I tried. One еще note, for anyone who played this game I based this story on just so Ты know I'm not adding the whole game....

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New to the Zoo... (Part 5) The last scene...

posted by peacebaby7

Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do Ты think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to Ты talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic Музыка can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that Музыка playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are Ты all?"

Private:...

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Skipper and Marlene (Blooper?)

posted by 27Kowalski

I don't know if Ты can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired by peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!

Director: Okay, for the Далее scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, Ты have to Kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: Ты heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop Поцелуи each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...

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Lt_Kowalski VS Annoying оранжевый (Twitter)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. Эй, KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer by my side.. Want a round?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then Переместить back a bit because I have a lemon..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't Ты crawl into a #pantry and die already..

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Nine - The Final Battle(Part Two)

posted by KowalskiRocks

As I сказал(-а) in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do Ты realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to Дизайн the blueprint!
Me: Dude, Ты seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If Ты have any other Вопросы Ты can ask me in the comments.)...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Five - The Journey Begins

posted by KowalskiRocks

Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the Назад день flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue сказал(-а) location. She looked at the clock on the Стена Далее to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an час early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...

A Week In Death Chapter 6: The Plan.

posted by 67Dodge

Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of Ты who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 6

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank Ты Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell Ты who tranquilized Ты guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 7.

posted by CuteCuddly

*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably безопасно, сейф distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and Друзья are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....

Trapped in the Canyon chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the Далее mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva Ты can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...

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The Slenderman chp. 3

posted by stlouisfan

(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his постель, кровати and walked into the Далее room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his Далее recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...

The lucky coin. chapter 2

posted by andresandru

"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, Ты should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski сказал(-а) lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper сказал(-а) "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...

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What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

*Guys please note that Starlite is my first and ONLY character i will be adding (If you'r a Skilene Фан Ты will Любовь her!) And i Любовь my music, so in parts of the Статья i will be putting names of songs inbetween *...Hope Ты like :P(Hope its not far-fetched)*

*Coldplay-Paradise"
It was a starry night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.All was silent night. A motorbike (similiar to the one's on Tron legacy) appeard in the distance, a human figure was ontop of the bike.The suit always reminded her of Tron, she smiled at the thought. Tron's wasnt purple.Suddenly she heard the rumble of a much...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 4: Flight and Sacrifices

posted by BirdG

Okay, I never was in Central Park and don't know what species of trees are growing there, so I took the ones which are spread widely over my country…

Flight And Sacrifices

Private had spotted him too.

"Oh no" he heard Kowalski say quietly through the wind.

Skipper made a step in their direction.

"Run" Kowalski whispered, but nobody moved.

Skipper was now walking towards them. First slow, then faster.

"RUN!" Kowalski shouted and they turned around and fled into the forest. Kowalski looked back and saw Skipper getting nearer. He was fast and they were too slow. Private and Rico just couldn't...