This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, Ты probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM или Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written by Judith Viorst. Ты should read it. Ты know, if Ты like picture Книги made for Kindergarteners.
I went to постель, кровати with рыба in my mouth, but now there’s рыба in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my арахис Butter...
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